Dan McK
@danmck.bsky.social
chocolatier. gaming café guy. western mass.
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[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Infuriated to see how many of these stories end in ghosting. I hire people for $15-$17/hr customer service roles. Everyone who gets an interview gets an email after.
If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?
If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?
Trying to find a job in video games right now is like crawling through hell:
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aftermath.site/video-game-rec...
October 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Infuriated to see how many of these stories end in ghosting. I hire people for $15-$17/hr customer service roles. Everyone who gets an interview gets an email after.
If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?
If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?
clip might have enough power to bring back desus and mero
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
clip might have enough power to bring back desus and mero
FOG is actually a phenomenal name for an industry lacking a vision.
September 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
FOG is actually a phenomenal name for an industry lacking a vision.
A coffee pro with a really big following and decades of experience came in and said we were “exceptional” and “the 2nd best drink they’ve ever had at a cafe, ever”
and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”
and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”
July 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A coffee pro with a really big following and decades of experience came in and said we were “exceptional” and “the 2nd best drink they’ve ever had at a cafe, ever”
and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”
and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”
Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 is phenomenal. If you never really clicked with the game the first go round (like me), give a new save file a spin with “Pro HUD” in the settings.
July 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 is phenomenal. If you never really clicked with the game the first go round (like me), give a new save file a spin with “Pro HUD” in the settings.
when I say “fuck” in a meeting
July 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
when I say “fuck” in a meeting
Blue Prince is phenomenal, clicks with me in all the ways Outer Wilds didn’t. And yet it let me put the Foundation next to the entrance hall, which is dogshit.
April 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Blue Prince is phenomenal, clicks with me in all the ways Outer Wilds didn’t. And yet it let me put the Foundation next to the entrance hall, which is dogshit.
Heck of a threat to make just before the 250th anniversary of Lexington and Concord
Trump border czar Tom Homan: “I’m coming to Boston and I’m bringing hell with me.”
February 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heck of a threat to make just before the 250th anniversary of Lexington and Concord
SEO Auditore da Firenze
September 1, 2024 at 2:52 PM
SEO Auditore da Firenze
chevy picks artist pics like no one else in the game
May 5, 2024 at 12:42 PM
chevy picks artist pics like no one else in the game
Signed the lease on a cafe space yesterday.
March 7, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Signed the lease on a cafe space yesterday.
we made these orange rosemary and marshmallow chocolates for a domestic violence survivor aid group. they’re entirely vegan and maybe one of the best pieces I’ve done this year
October 9, 2023 at 6:09 PM
we made these orange rosemary and marshmallow chocolates for a domestic violence survivor aid group. they’re entirely vegan and maybe one of the best pieces I’ve done this year
refuse to learn what a wordmark is
October 4, 2023 at 11:58 PM
refuse to learn what a wordmark is
they say you shouldn’t make your career your identity but what if everyone calls you Chocolate Dan
September 30, 2023 at 5:39 PM
they say you shouldn’t make your career your identity but what if everyone calls you Chocolate Dan
Being on Twitter-like sites less has forced me to make more friends in-person. tragically, they’re all artists who don’t live online and think I invented “P for Papas”
September 19, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Being on Twitter-like sites less has forced me to make more friends in-person. tragically, they’re all artists who don’t live online and think I invented “P for Papas”