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Jessica Drake
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Burn corpo shit.
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This was the last TikTok we got to watch.
@controller.lacity.gov wait no run for mayor of LA and I’ll make it my full time job to get you elected. I will never vote for Karen Bass again.
July 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Anyone wanna fuck around and run for office? @controller.lacity.gov tips?
July 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
… so time to stop paying taxes. Sick of handouts paying for yachts when I could just give that money to literally anyone else for anything else.
July 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Foreign films really hit different.
June 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Stupid shitty apartment complex wanted to charge us $100 for a new gate remote. I’m petty and refused and Christ I’m glad I did. I can’t believe how cheap and easy it is to get and “program” one, or three.
May 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Me: I can’t believe I am still dealing with depression despite being medicated for almost ten years.

Fascism: running absolutely fucking rampant in the us government in broad daylight with zero consequences

Me: right right the hell of it all right
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a restaurant looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a restaurant looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
May 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@frankiepixel.bsky.social hi this is the best game I’ve ever played and my best friend and I are having the best weekend obsessing over it and rat baby thing. I feel like you used my dog as inspo?
April 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Squished
March 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
La Cie is my worst enemy :)
March 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
On a leash but too good to need one.
March 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
March 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sorry we’re doing what?
March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
These nerds are talking about chess and cancer.
February 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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🚨🚨If you use kindle, Download your books before Amazon removes the ability next week. That is your money you spent and those are your books. 🚨🚨
February 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sat down to watch a movie. Cat pukes. Cat pukes way more than I thought. On Velcro. Robot vacuum picks up something real loud and probably bad. Dog on couch is about to fall, tangled in blanket. Run to save her. Slide on floor. knock over humidifier. Smack headfirst into lifted recliner. Save dog.
February 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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PSA: #kindle users, you have until Feb. 26th to download the ebooks you’ve purchased to your computer. Doing this gives you the actual file, which you can convert with programs like Calibre, and then read them on anything. They belong to you, do NOT let Amazon steal them.
February 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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My favorite type of X-Files episode (which is a lot of them) is Scully going around speaking to persons of interest, victims, etc and meanwhile Mulder is like
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
lol wild that they think this is bad.
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Spread the word. It's time to ditch SHOPIFY. I stopped using them in 2022. I moved over to SQUARESPACE. Shopify wouldn't remove anti-LGBTQ+ stores from their platform and I started doing some digging.
February 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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What the fuck do you mean I have to take meeting notes and do dishes and schedule meetings when the federal government is in fucking fascist free fall??? GIRL HELP.
February 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Met the most amazing woman over the Barnes and Noble’s anti-fascist display 💕 she said she spent the morning crying but felt better after randomly meeting us. You aren’t alone. This isn’t normal and plenty of people know it isn’t normal.
February 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Supported #methsyndicate ‘s cat Greylord and got some top tier merch 💕
January 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM