Martini
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there are no ends - only means
... and other deep derps
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hot dog, jumping far - I want cookie 🇸🇪
... and other deep derps
#DailyMartiniPhoto
hot dog, jumping far - I want cookie 🇸🇪
sometimes I catch myself thinking; "Jesus Christ, is Bob Dylan still alive??"
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
sometimes I catch myself thinking; "Jesus Christ, is Bob Dylan still alive??"
it's only January, and 2026 is already cursed
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
it's only January, and 2026 is already cursed
fredag - köttet på tork, grönsakerna i bad och jazzen i högtalarna
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
fredag - köttet på tork, grönsakerna i bad och jazzen i högtalarna
vi som är föreningsaktiva ledare där barn finns i verksamheten lämnar in besked från belastningsregistret årligen till styrelsen, men fällda sexförbrytare slipper...
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Kriminalvården efter SVT:s granskning: ”Ett misslyckande”
Kriminalvården har placerat sexbrottslingar, dömda till samhällstjänst, i verksamheter med barn och unga. – Det är ett misslyckande. Vi behöver gå till botten med hur det har kunnat bli så här, säger ...
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January 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
vi som är föreningsaktiva ledare där barn finns i verksamheten lämnar in besked från belastningsregistret årligen till styrelsen, men fällda sexförbrytare slipper...
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www.svt.se/nyheter/loka...
fortsätt göra den här minen så lovar jag att 1% är inom räckhåll
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
fortsätt göra den här minen så lovar jag att 1% är inom räckhåll
Andy Kaufman - comedy genius
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January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Andy Kaufman - comedy genius
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youtube.com/clip/UgkxXom...
postas utan kommentar
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January 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
postas utan kommentar
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flooding the zone to bury Epstein:
-attacks Venezuela and kidnaps Maduro - literally to take their oil
-threatening to take Greenland
-open war against Fed chair Jerome Powell
-flooding cities with Gesta... ICE agents with a license to kill
-attacks Venezuela and kidnaps Maduro - literally to take their oil
-threatening to take Greenland
-open war against Fed chair Jerome Powell
-flooding cities with Gesta... ICE agents with a license to kill
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 AM
flooding the zone to bury Epstein:
-attacks Venezuela and kidnaps Maduro - literally to take their oil
-threatening to take Greenland
-open war against Fed chair Jerome Powell
-flooding cities with Gesta... ICE agents with a license to kill
-attacks Venezuela and kidnaps Maduro - literally to take their oil
-threatening to take Greenland
-open war against Fed chair Jerome Powell
-flooding cities with Gesta... ICE agents with a license to kill
properly moldy Parmigiano Reggiano with a Barbera
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
properly moldy Parmigiano Reggiano with a Barbera
I have just started watching Weapons (2025), but why didn't the police projects a straight line in the direction all the kids were running. where all the lines intersect they should find the children
duh!
duh!
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I have just started watching Weapons (2025), but why didn't the police projects a straight line in the direction all the kids were running. where all the lines intersect they should find the children
duh!
duh!
bästa människor. hoppas det inte slutar i tragedi
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De riskerar sina liv för att rädda djur vid fronten i Ukraina
När Valentina ska rädda en hund i ett bombat hus börjar en rysk drönare att jaga henne. Valentina och hennes make Leonid har räddat djur från fronten sedan den ryska fullskaliga invasionen började. De...
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January 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
bästa människor. hoppas det inte slutar i tragedi
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remember climate change?
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
remember climate change?
the thing that would make me quit @bsky.app is that at any given time, 60-100% of trending subjects are relating to american sports, usually "football"
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 AM
the thing that would make me quit @bsky.app is that at any given time, 60-100% of trending subjects are relating to american sports, usually "football"
totally cool that this does not make any news. musk is a hyper racist and Replacement Theory pedler
you can take a Boer out of Apartheid, but you can't take Apartheid out of a Boer
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you can take a Boer out of Apartheid, but you can't take Apartheid out of a Boer
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January 9, 2026 at 8:42 AM
totally cool that this does not make any news. musk is a hyper racist and Replacement Theory pedler
you can take a Boer out of Apartheid, but you can't take Apartheid out of a Boer
x.com/elonmusk/sta...
you can take a Boer out of Apartheid, but you can't take Apartheid out of a Boer
x.com/elonmusk/sta...
started watching the JD Vance presser re the ICE shooting, but couldn't finish. too revolting. there is no bottom with these ppl
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
started watching the JD Vance presser re the ICE shooting, but couldn't finish. too revolting. there is no bottom with these ppl
not AI bc uploaded 17 years ago (and performed 90 years ago). just amazing
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4w...
Earl "Snake Hips" Tucker
YouTube video by juanibadass
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January 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
not AI bc uploaded 17 years ago (and performed 90 years ago). just amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4w...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4w...
take heed; 87% of all Funny Animal Videos are now AI
please act accordingly
please act accordingly
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
take heed; 87% of all Funny Animal Videos are now AI
please act accordingly
please act accordingly
cuccumella brygger kaffe på bordet - "dropp, dropp, dropp"
January 5, 2026 at 9:43 AM
cuccumella brygger kaffe på bordet - "dropp, dropp, dropp"
so how are we going to protest when china takes taiwan?
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
so how are we going to protest when china takes taiwan?
so wrong, yet so right I was
too much Epstein in the news so it's time to invade Greenland again
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
so wrong, yet so right I was
January 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
känner spontant att om man fuskar på körkortsprovet så behöver man nog också hjälp att knyta skorna. arma människa, ansträng sig lite
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Här fuskar mannen på teoriprovet för körkort – med hjälp av smartglasögon
En man grips av polis medan han gör teoriprovet för körkort i Södertälje. Det visar sig att han använt glasögon med inbygg kamera och högtalare. Andelen som fuskar på körkortsprovet med hjälp av tekni...
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January 2, 2026 at 10:36 AM
känner spontant att om man fuskar på körkortsprovet så behöver man nog också hjälp att knyta skorna. arma människa, ansträng sig lite
www.svt.se/nyheter/loka...
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written