Martini
@danielmartini.bsky.social
there are no ends - only means
... and other deep derps
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din snigel på ögat i etern
... and other deep derps
#DailyMartiniPhoto
din snigel på ögat i etern
that's a great episode that everyone perpetually online should watch
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
that's a great episode that everyone perpetually online should watch
considering he can't put a sentence together, he's a shoo in for POTUS
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
considering he can't put a sentence together, he's a shoo in for POTUS
have you written a book about how senile trump is yet?
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
have you written a book about how senile trump is yet?
- hälsade vi på dig idag?
- :/
- :/
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
- hälsade vi på dig idag?
- :/
- :/
snacka om angiverisamhälle
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
snacka om angiverisamhälle
harry thought he'd created a gotcha
got shellacked
got shellacked
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
harry thought he'd created a gotcha
got shellacked
got shellacked
you can't win a shutdown chicken-race if one of the chickens wants to crash
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
you can't win a shutdown chicken-race if one of the chickens wants to crash
har tänkt precis samma tanke. detta är nu det som kommer vara deras nostalgiska norm
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
har tänkt precis samma tanke. detta är nu det som kommer vara deras nostalgiska norm
the helpers weren't really that helpful
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
the helpers weren't really that helpful
blocked for bs AI content
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
blocked for bs AI content
behov av punkt, och färre inskjutna satser
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
behov av punkt, och färre inskjutna satser
agreed, but Corruption should probably be No 1. everything else is a way to achieve that
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
agreed, but Corruption should probably be No 1. everything else is a way to achieve that
I mean, all Bond movie stories take place back to back. only 62 days have passed on screen
the lore is solid
the lore is solid
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I mean, all Bond movie stories take place back to back. only 62 days have passed on screen
the lore is solid
the lore is solid
I thought he was kicked off
big letdown
big letdown
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I thought he was kicked off
big letdown
big letdown
han kanske har fått de möjligheten i sitt kontrakt? känns ju extremt fånigt om han fick sparken om de inte kvalificerade sig. förutsättningarna är ju dåliga
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
han kanske har fått de möjligheten i sitt kontrakt? känns ju extremt fånigt om han fick sparken om de inte kvalificerade sig. förutsättningarna är ju dåliga
I'd be livid
why are they cancelled?
why are they cancelled?
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'd be livid
why are they cancelled?
why are they cancelled?
Batman, always punching above his weight, killer of darkseid and doer of uncountable feats
oh, noes, a woman with long nails; I've met my match!
oh, noes, a woman with long nails; I've met my match!
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Batman, always punching above his weight, killer of darkseid and doer of uncountable feats
oh, noes, a woman with long nails; I've met my match!
oh, noes, a woman with long nails; I've met my match!
law and order party
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
law and order party
it's white collar assault. it doesn't really count
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it's white collar assault. it doesn't really count
HAH, satt precis och tänkte samma sak. alldeles bortsett från sakfrågan så är det ju objektivt ett skittal
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
HAH, satt precis och tänkte samma sak. alldeles bortsett från sakfrågan så är det ju objektivt ett skittal
kan du tänka dig ståpälsen åhörarna fick när han avslutade med den inspirerande uppmaningen?
not
not
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
kan du tänka dig ståpälsen åhörarna fick när han avslutade med den inspirerande uppmaningen?
not
not
but are republicans commit to making healthcare truly affordable??
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
but are republicans commit to making healthcare truly affordable??