daniel king
danielking.bsky.social
daniel king
@danielking.bsky.social
brain worms
March 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
if a nyt cooking recipe has anything less than five stars it’s like ew gross get away
January 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
bluesky is a great place for when you want to exhale out of your nose with amusement
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 AM
bluesky is beautiful, just reopening my heart to everyone who was annoying on twitter. like yeah fuck it i’ll follow paul krugman again let’s give it a shot
November 13, 2024 at 9:48 AM
when you play connections do you take the time to figure out how the last 4 are connected or do you just hit submit like a little bitch?
November 28, 2023 at 9:04 AM
it’s sadistic that airlines charge you to fly to a funeral. should be free!
November 2, 2023 at 6:53 AM
sexist guy who thinks all women look the same
September 1, 2023 at 2:37 AM
you gave me fifteen hundred to see your hypnotherapist
i only went one time, you let it slide
fell on hard times a year ago
was hoping you would let it go and you did
August 29, 2023 at 7:22 AM
seems like he followed the rule to a tee
August 25, 2023 at 3:24 PM
people think colorado summers aren’t as bad as on the east coast but we have a dry heat here. we don’t have that humidity to cool us off a bit.
August 22, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by daniel king
say the 6 words he's been waiting to hear
August 16, 2023 at 4:28 PM
silas marner is life goals. just chill out counting your money every night til an orphan shows up and you raise it. sounds so fun.
August 11, 2023 at 6:03 AM