Danie Larsen
@danielarsen.bsky.social
They call me Danielle cause I yell a lot
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Danie Larsen
@danielarsen.bsky.social
· Nov 24
This place needs more shitposters and I will try my very worst to be the voice this platform hears all my inside thoughts on
I was the first one done in a statistics quiz with 15 minutes left
a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car and looking at the camera .
ALT: a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I was the first one done in a statistics quiz with 15 minutes left
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
This sucks. I hate the thought of giving up the streak that gradually made me fall back in love with learning language. Duo helped me get into French after I had dropped the minor in college.
But what sucks even more is prioritizing AI.
The loss hurts in a way I didn’t expect, but is necessary.
But what sucks even more is prioritizing AI.
The loss hurts in a way I didn’t expect, but is necessary.
April 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This sucks. I hate the thought of giving up the streak that gradually made me fall back in love with learning language. Duo helped me get into French after I had dropped the minor in college.
But what sucks even more is prioritizing AI.
The loss hurts in a way I didn’t expect, but is necessary.
But what sucks even more is prioritizing AI.
The loss hurts in a way I didn’t expect, but is necessary.
Now that we know Elon is a bronze level Torbjörn main, I’d like to make note of the Tesla logo hardly being original. In fact, I’d like to raise awareness of a more likely, much stupider candidate:
The Talon logo.
The Talon logo.
April 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Now that we know Elon is a bronze level Torbjörn main, I’d like to make note of the Tesla logo hardly being original. In fact, I’d like to raise awareness of a more likely, much stupider candidate:
The Talon logo.
The Talon logo.
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People are always trying to squash my childlike wonder and joy. However, I am resilient
March 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
People are always trying to squash my childlike wonder and joy. However, I am resilient
Who wants to bet he outsourced people to fuck with it just so he could stir the pot and blame Ukraine
Elon Musk says there is an on-going “massive cyberattack” against Twitter/X.
He then theorises that a large group or even an entire Country is at fault.
He then theorises that a large group or even an entire Country is at fault.
March 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Who wants to bet he outsourced people to fuck with it just so he could stir the pot and blame Ukraine
Hey guys? The simulation was cool and all and I had some fun but I think there’s a glitch now and I am NOT having a good time
March 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hey guys? The simulation was cool and all and I had some fun but I think there’s a glitch now and I am NOT having a good time
To be a white man with three names and a dream
March 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
To be a white man with three names and a dream
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‘take a butthole pic with a mirror’ do you even hear yourself, mirrors have demons living inside them d’you want butthole demons cuz i don’t
February 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
‘take a butthole pic with a mirror’ do you even hear yourself, mirrors have demons living inside them d’you want butthole demons cuz i don’t
AI video is good for ONE thing
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
AI video is good for ONE thing
I’m glad we lost the game in OT to Canada. Lord knows we need to be humbled in whatever way possible and who better to do it than them
February 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m glad we lost the game in OT to Canada. Lord knows we need to be humbled in whatever way possible and who better to do it than them
Aww they’re having a good time at daycare :)
February 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Aww they’re having a good time at daycare :)
Milk’s favorite cookie is a saltine cracker
February 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Milk’s favorite cookie is a saltine cracker
Realest thing I’ve ever heard
JISOO says she doesn't get nervous during exams because she has no expectations:
“Well, since I know i'll do poorly... i've never been nervous. Because I have no expectations.”
“Well, since I know i'll do poorly... i've never been nervous. Because I have no expectations.”
February 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Realest thing I’ve ever heard
Gonna start showing interest in living again
#Shrek5 will now release December 23, 2026 🟢
Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz are all returning
Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz are all returning
January 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Gonna start showing interest in living again
I know a controversy hates to see the word gate come at them
January 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I know a controversy hates to see the word gate come at them
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customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
Just got my copy of the Odyssey. Bout to become the most annoying person on the planet 🧡🧡🧡
December 31, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Just got my copy of the Odyssey. Bout to become the most annoying person on the planet 🧡🧡🧡
Bro I can’t hear SHIT in these hills
December 16, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Bro I can’t hear SHIT in these hills
Kinda a little bit hope that McDonald’s employee who snitched gets fired
December 9, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Kinda a little bit hope that McDonald’s employee who snitched gets fired
In my head I’m a sl*t. But in real life, I’m so good of an attorney they call me Ace
December 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
In my head I’m a sl*t. But in real life, I’m so good of an attorney they call me Ace
Raw. Next question.
December 7, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Raw. Next question.
Idk what y’all are thinking, but this Ponzi guy…. He’s scheming something…
December 7, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Idk what y’all are thinking, but this Ponzi guy…. He’s scheming something…