Danger Mouse
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His many legal scholars...
a group of men in graduation gowns are standing in front of a blackboard with the letters abcdefghijklm written on it
ALT: a group of men in graduation gowns are standing in front of a blackboard with the letters abcdefghijklm written on it
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November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
His many legal scholars...
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Winter is the only time NYC doesn't smell like urine. The cold kills the smell and the fermenting urine.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Winter is the only time NYC doesn't smell like urine. The cold kills the smell and the fermenting urine.
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Um, do federal prosecutors *really* want to take the position that it's not okay to receive something of value from … Qatar?
I can think of 747 reasons why they shouldn't. 🤔
I can think of 747 reasons why they shouldn't. 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Um, do federal prosecutors *really* want to take the position that it's not okay to receive something of value from … Qatar?
I can think of 747 reasons why they shouldn't. 🤔
I can think of 747 reasons why they shouldn't. 🤔
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Neither of them is on the moral high ground.
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Neither of them is on the moral high ground.
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A clearly addled Donald Trump wandering off from the Prime Minister and then saluting the Japanese flag. He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Bn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Bn...
Trump wanders off while meeting with Japanese prime minister
YouTube video by The Independent
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October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A clearly addled Donald Trump wandering off from the Prime Minister and then saluting the Japanese flag. He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Bn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Bn...
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Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
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Karoline Leavitt: "The ballroom is really the president's main priority." 😳 Yes, she really admitted this. Everyone about to lose their healthcare, food assistance, and job... Remember this.
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Karoline Leavitt: "The ballroom is really the president's main priority." 😳 Yes, she really admitted this. Everyone about to lose their healthcare, food assistance, and job... Remember this.
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not much to argue about on this one, I guess
October 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
not much to argue about on this one, I guess
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Today's Best Sign Contender:
"Elect a Rapist.. Expect to be fu*ked"
All great signs though! And TRUE!
#NoKings #BestSignContender #SoCal #USA
"Elect a Rapist.. Expect to be fu*ked"
All great signs though! And TRUE!
#NoKings #BestSignContender #SoCal #USA
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Today's Best Sign Contender:
"Elect a Rapist.. Expect to be fu*ked"
All great signs though! And TRUE!
#NoKings #BestSignContender #SoCal #USA
"Elect a Rapist.. Expect to be fu*ked"
All great signs though! And TRUE!
#NoKings #BestSignContender #SoCal #USA
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Why are all mustard bottles now squeeze bottles? I have to cut them open to get the last 20% out of them. No matter if I keep them upside down or right side up, mustard juice always comes out first. Go back to regular jars.
this squeeze bottle of chipotle mustard looks kinda similar to this squeeze bottle of caramel syrup it turns out
guess how I know
guess how I know
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Why are all mustard bottles now squeeze bottles? I have to cut them open to get the last 20% out of them. No matter if I keep them upside down or right side up, mustard juice always comes out first. Go back to regular jars.
That would be every angle.
be nice to photographers because they have raw files of you at your worst angles
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
That would be every angle.
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THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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