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Dr. Dan Cady
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Born at 310ppm. Retired forensic scientist.

Climate change represents the greatest challenge humanity has ever faced. On it's heels are those various world leaders whose personalities are indistinguishable from Charles Manson.
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I can't afford eggs, my kid has the whooping cough, and the data center down the road has caused my electricity bill to triple. But at least the mascot for my town's high-school football team is still a drunk guy dressed up as an American Indian.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Contrary to what some liberal critics say, John Roberts has kept his pledge to only call balls and strikes. He never promised that the strike zone would be the same for Democrats and Republicans.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Trump opposes democracy in America. Could he support it in Venezuela?
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.

by Benny Johnson
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I say this with no hyperbole: if there’s one public figure I could see carrying out a religious genocide, it’s JD.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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ICE is snatching up American citizens with ID and throwing them in jail for days at a time without any form of due process. But someone with pink hair did a land acknowledgment at my last HOA meeting. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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As a US senator, my heart breaks for the families of the Venezuelans that Pete Hegseth ordered executed without trial. If they could see my state’s Republican primary polling data, I think they would understand why I had to vote to confirm him.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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The DNC pipe bomb suspect believed the 2020 election was rigged. But what were his real political beliefs?
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Kash Patel has been using FBI agents to drive his girlfriend’s drunk friends home. It’s the kind of corruption that will drive him from office, if it turns out that anyone involved was a Democrat.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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The January 6th pipe bomber has told investigators that he was motivated by conspiracy theories that Trump won the election. So why does it feel like he was motivated by DEI and abundance liberalism?
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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So good
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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I lost my job, my kid can't get a job to begin with, and my insurance premiums are literally doubling. But at least America will once again be a country where no car gets more than 20 MPG.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Sen. Roger Wicker says there’s footage of the Navy killing the shipwrecked Venezuelans. What a tease, Senator. When is someone going to upload the video to PornHub?

by Megyn Kelly
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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In this Queens diner, Hernandez still means Keith. But they do know this: thanks to Trump’s pardon, the Honduran dictator’s 400 tons of blow will go down the same memory hole as baseball’s 1985 cocaine scandal.
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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A spokesman for the Department of the Defense insists that Secretary Hegseth tried to contact the survivors on the Venezuelan boat by Signal chat several times before firing the second missile.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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The real reason Pete Hegseth fired that second missile? He was trying to impress Olivia Nuzzi.
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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How drug-testing ruined the work place.

by Donald Trump Jr. and Pete Hegseth
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Lawyers have instructed Pete Hegseth to answer all questions about the Venezuelan boat attack with "I'm too trashed to remember."
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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"Renewable energy is the cheapest form of new electricity"

Doesn't seem like despots, dictators and crony capitalists really care

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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If Pete Hegseth was drunk when he ordered the second strike on the Venezuelan sailors, then he cannot be held accountable for their deaths.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Sources close to the president's family say that Maduro will be forgiven and left in power if he, like Hernández before him, can produce 400 tons of cocaine.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM