Dan Thompson
@danamongden.bsky.social
Writer, Programmer, Husband, Gamer, Father, Teacher, and general Weirdo.
Kindness is a free action.
Kindness is a free action.
ChatGPT: I am going to develop AI in a responsible way.
Claude: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Grok: Hold my beer.
Claude: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Grok: Hold my beer.
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
ChatGPT: I am going to develop AI in a responsible way.
Claude: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Grok: Hold my beer.
Claude: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Grok: Hold my beer.
Hey, Dell! You want to know why people are cranky with your customer service people? It's not them. They're great. It's that by the time I got to speak with a human being, I'd spent 15 minutes getting dicked around (and hung up on TWICE!) by your infuriatingly incompetent voice tree.
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Hey, Dell! You want to know why people are cranky with your customer service people? It's not them. They're great. It's that by the time I got to speak with a human being, I'd spent 15 minutes getting dicked around (and hung up on TWICE!) by your infuriatingly incompetent voice tree.
"Where are you on the teacher burnout journey?"
"Really early. Like I'm still buying the gasoline."
"Really early. Like I'm still buying the gasoline."
August 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
"Where are you on the teacher burnout journey?"
"Really early. Like I'm still buying the gasoline."
"Really early. Like I'm still buying the gasoline."
Now we need a Chucky version of Elf on the Shelf.
People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
December 2, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Now we need a Chucky version of Elf on the Shelf.