Jessica
@damselfly.bsky.social
Once again, fuck you @nytimes.com
It doesn't matter, stop trying to create the space for the victim blaming.
It doesn't matter, stop trying to create the space for the victim blaming.
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Once again, fuck you @nytimes.com
It doesn't matter, stop trying to create the space for the victim blaming.
It doesn't matter, stop trying to create the space for the victim blaming.
Corey Booker would watch the Gestapo shoot a leftist in the head and say, "The problem with our secret police is that they don't have enough training or vetting."
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Corey Booker would watch the Gestapo shoot a leftist in the head and say, "The problem with our secret police is that they don't have enough training or vetting."
Wild way to say, "The US dollar is crashing."
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Wild way to say, "The US dollar is crashing."
I wish Judith Miller was on BlueSky so I could block her.
January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I wish Judith Miller was on BlueSky so I could block her.
I know this is hard to see in the moment, but we need to be prepared.
We think we've caught a pedophile in the white house. He's just mainstreaming pedophilia with the right and the media.
We think we've caught a pedophile in the white house. He's just mainstreaming pedophilia with the right and the media.
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I know this is hard to see in the moment, but we need to be prepared.
We think we've caught a pedophile in the white house. He's just mainstreaming pedophilia with the right and the media.
We think we've caught a pedophile in the white house. He's just mainstreaming pedophilia with the right and the media.
Survival tip: If you have to go without refrigeration, you can bake your cookie dough into discs of slightly less delicious but more shelf-stable cookie dough jerky.
This is what our ancestors did to preserve the cookie dough they could not eat on the day they hunted it.
This is what our ancestors did to preserve the cookie dough they could not eat on the day they hunted it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Survival tip: If you have to go without refrigeration, you can bake your cookie dough into discs of slightly less delicious but more shelf-stable cookie dough jerky.
This is what our ancestors did to preserve the cookie dough they could not eat on the day they hunted it.
This is what our ancestors did to preserve the cookie dough they could not eat on the day they hunted it.
Angry toddler screaming in back seat.
"OK Google, play Ms. Rachel."
"Sure, playing Ms. Rachel on YouTube Music..."
Ms. Rachel...
"OK Google, play Ms. Rachel."
"Sure, playing Ms. Rachel on YouTube Music..."
Ms. Rachel...
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Angry toddler screaming in back seat.
"OK Google, play Ms. Rachel."
"Sure, playing Ms. Rachel on YouTube Music..."
Ms. Rachel...
"OK Google, play Ms. Rachel."
"Sure, playing Ms. Rachel on YouTube Music..."
Ms. Rachel...
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Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
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Real talk: We ALL know what tablecloths are REALLY for, and I'm tired of pretending we don't!
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Real talk: We ALL know what tablecloths are REALLY for, and I'm tired of pretending we don't!
There is a very limited number of reasons for a person to have a private island, and NONE of them are good.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
There is a very limited number of reasons for a person to have a private island, and NONE of them are good.
The president of the USA standing there, proudly, like he didn't literally just receive a soccer participation trophy after throwing a fit for not getting a real one.
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The president of the USA standing there, proudly, like he didn't literally just receive a soccer participation trophy after throwing a fit for not getting a real one.
Nobody in the history of the world has ever been anti-violence. The essential question of all politics is what violence is acceptable, who should be doing it, and who should be its target.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nobody in the history of the world has ever been anti-violence. The essential question of all politics is what violence is acceptable, who should be doing it, and who should be its target.
Ok, I think I'm ready for the Butlerian Jihad.
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ok, I think I'm ready for the Butlerian Jihad.
Just past a boomer guy in a car with plates reading STATCX. He's either really into informational geometry or he's the oldest known fan of '90s SoaD-sound-alike metal bands.
October 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just past a boomer guy in a car with plates reading STATCX. He's either really into informational geometry or he's the oldest known fan of '90s SoaD-sound-alike metal bands.
There is no doubt so imaginary that our "allies" will not give it's benefit to a white, straight, cis man.
October 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
There is no doubt so imaginary that our "allies" will not give it's benefit to a white, straight, cis man.
Why does Mike Tyson get to have this massive media career? He was convicted of raping one woman, accused of raping and attempted raping of more. He admitted to beating his wife, among other women. He bit off Evander Holyfield's ear. I liked Punch-Out! as much as the next girl, but come the fuck on.
October 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Why does Mike Tyson get to have this massive media career? He was convicted of raping one woman, accused of raping and attempted raping of more. He admitted to beating his wife, among other women. He bit off Evander Holyfield's ear. I liked Punch-Out! as much as the next girl, but come the fuck on.
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Where is our wallet? Is our wallet coming back? Where does mommy go when she covers her eyes? | Analysis
They’re questions that could be asked of any number of President Donald Trump’s social media posts: Was he telling the truth before? Did he just not understand that thing that he said earlier? Is he just trolling all of us? | Analysis
Analysis: Trump is finally ready to talk about Project 2025 | CNN Politics
They’re questions that could be asked of any number of President Donald Trump’s social media posts:
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October 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Where is our wallet? Is our wallet coming back? Where does mommy go when she covers her eyes? | Analysis
If you're middle class and still confused:
Left wing populism: the middle class (and everyone else) is under attack from corporations and the 1%.
Right wing populism: the middle class is under attack from immigrants, feminists, minorities, welfare queens, tr*****s, anti-fascists, and Jews.
Left wing populism: the middle class (and everyone else) is under attack from corporations and the 1%.
Right wing populism: the middle class is under attack from immigrants, feminists, minorities, welfare queens, tr*****s, anti-fascists, and Jews.
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you're middle class and still confused:
Left wing populism: the middle class (and everyone else) is under attack from corporations and the 1%.
Right wing populism: the middle class is under attack from immigrants, feminists, minorities, welfare queens, tr*****s, anti-fascists, and Jews.
Left wing populism: the middle class (and everyone else) is under attack from corporations and the 1%.
Right wing populism: the middle class is under attack from immigrants, feminists, minorities, welfare queens, tr*****s, anti-fascists, and Jews.
You lose every fight you don't show up for.
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
You lose every fight you don't show up for.
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Nothing is sacred: wife can no longer watch the original TMNT because Krang reminds her too much of Trump.
August 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Nothing is sacred: wife can no longer watch the original TMNT because Krang reminds her too much of Trump.
GenAI is to tech what auto-flushing toilets are to bathrooms: nobody asked for it, it doesn't solve any clear problem, it doesn't do what it's supposed to, it wastes water, energy, and money, we spend more time responding to the problems it creates than using it, and despite this it is ubiquitous.
August 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
GenAI is to tech what auto-flushing toilets are to bathrooms: nobody asked for it, it doesn't solve any clear problem, it doesn't do what it's supposed to, it wastes water, energy, and money, we spend more time responding to the problems it creates than using it, and despite this it is ubiquitous.
7 yo kid leaving for school:
Nana: Have a fabulous Friday!
Other mom: Have a fantastic Friday!
Me, casting about for alliteration: Um, have a fuckin' awesome Friday!
[Dirty looks from everyone]
Nana: Have a fabulous Friday!
Other mom: Have a fantastic Friday!
Me, casting about for alliteration: Um, have a fuckin' awesome Friday!
[Dirty looks from everyone]
August 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
7 yo kid leaving for school:
Nana: Have a fabulous Friday!
Other mom: Have a fantastic Friday!
Me, casting about for alliteration: Um, have a fuckin' awesome Friday!
[Dirty looks from everyone]
Nana: Have a fabulous Friday!
Other mom: Have a fantastic Friday!
Me, casting about for alliteration: Um, have a fuckin' awesome Friday!
[Dirty looks from everyone]
My bidness is midness.
August 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My bidness is midness.