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opinions do not reflect views of satan my master.
he brought you this
February 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
he brought you this
yet again, aggie
February 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
yet again, aggie
watched robocop earlier today and forgot that most of the lines are pop culture classics, silly me
February 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
watched robocop earlier today and forgot that most of the lines are pop culture classics, silly me
sometimes, u take a dump that feels like the lifting of generations of trauma
February 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
sometimes, u take a dump that feels like the lifting of generations of trauma
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edvard grieg (writing in the hall of the mountain king): goddamn how did i get so fuckin GOOD!!!!!
November 13, 2024 at 12:48 AM
edvard grieg (writing in the hall of the mountain king): goddamn how did i get so fuckin GOOD!!!!!
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knight: fuck you stupid asshole
skeleton necromancer: ahahahahahhhhhhh fuck you actually, my name has been whispered on the lips of the dead for MILLENIA.
knight: yeah well i heard you were a bitch ass
skeleton necromancer: I AM OF MANY NAM- wait seriously. who told you that
skeleton necromancer: ahahahahahhhhhhh fuck you actually, my name has been whispered on the lips of the dead for MILLENIA.
knight: yeah well i heard you were a bitch ass
skeleton necromancer: I AM OF MANY NAM- wait seriously. who told you that
December 9, 2024 at 11:46 PM
knight: fuck you stupid asshole
skeleton necromancer: ahahahahahhhhhhh fuck you actually, my name has been whispered on the lips of the dead for MILLENIA.
knight: yeah well i heard you were a bitch ass
skeleton necromancer: I AM OF MANY NAM- wait seriously. who told you that
skeleton necromancer: ahahahahahhhhhhh fuck you actually, my name has been whispered on the lips of the dead for MILLENIA.
knight: yeah well i heard you were a bitch ass
skeleton necromancer: I AM OF MANY NAM- wait seriously. who told you that
satan…….,,,,.,,………………..
February 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
satan…….,,,,.,,………………..
would u eat the voivod bar.
February 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
would u eat the voivod bar.
i’ll let yall in on something. the sauce? was never secret
February 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i’ll let yall in on something. the sauce? was never secret
what’s the word thunderbird.
January 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
what’s the word thunderbird.
sir what do you mean these documents are “yassified”
January 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
sir what do you mean these documents are “yassified”
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I was looking for a PAWG and then I found a PAWG and heaven knows I’m miserable now
January 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was looking for a PAWG and then I found a PAWG and heaven knows I’m miserable now
look man i know my chakras are out of alignment. that’s on purpose. i’m fuckin twisted man
January 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
look man i know my chakras are out of alignment. that’s on purpose. i’m fuckin twisted man
stephen malkmus was right…. i want a range life.. so i could settle down. u know
January 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
stephen malkmus was right…. i want a range life.. so i could settle down. u know
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whoa whoa whoa it WHAT upon a midnight clear
December 21, 2024 at 2:40 AM
whoa whoa whoa it WHAT upon a midnight clear
2025 trend forecast
December 27, 2024 at 11:17 PM
2025 trend forecast
been smokin jamaican dirt weed.
December 27, 2024 at 11:16 PM
been smokin jamaican dirt weed.
when i was a freshman in college i wore a neurosis shirt to one of my psych seminars and when i turned in my assignment that day my prof was like “cool shirt.” now idk if she was a fan of the band or just liked the fact that i rocked up to her class wearing the name of a mental issue
December 23, 2024 at 12:02 AM
when i was a freshman in college i wore a neurosis shirt to one of my psych seminars and when i turned in my assignment that day my prof was like “cool shirt.” now idk if she was a fan of the band or just liked the fact that i rocked up to her class wearing the name of a mental issue
whoa whoa whoa it WHAT upon a midnight clear
December 21, 2024 at 2:40 AM
whoa whoa whoa it WHAT upon a midnight clear
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personally i'm big chillin
December 19, 2024 at 9:42 PM
personally i'm big chillin
he’s a lounger
December 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
he’s a lounger