Damilarree
@damilarree.bsky.social
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📱Storytelling, Jokes and Unhinged Truths.
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🔗My faves ~
What space are you making for yourself in this AI world?
July 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What space are you making for yourself in this AI world?
The hardest job on earth has to be thinking of what to eat, especially if you have to think for two people 😫
June 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The hardest job on earth has to be thinking of what to eat, especially if you have to think for two people 😫
It’s the beginning of a new week. Let’s get to know each other. I’d go first, My name is “up there” and I’m a whole bag of fun and unfiltered thoughts 😂
Your turn👇🏾
Your turn👇🏾
June 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It’s the beginning of a new week. Let’s get to know each other. I’d go first, My name is “up there” and I’m a whole bag of fun and unfiltered thoughts 😂
Your turn👇🏾
Your turn👇🏾
Nothing says “toxic” like starting chaos, offering peace like it’s a favor, and then getting mad no one claps for your performance.
That’s not diplomacy. That’s gaslighting with extra steps. 💨💨
That’s not diplomacy. That’s gaslighting with extra steps. 💨💨
June 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Nothing says “toxic” like starting chaos, offering peace like it’s a favor, and then getting mad no one claps for your performance.
That’s not diplomacy. That’s gaslighting with extra steps. 💨💨
That’s not diplomacy. That’s gaslighting with extra steps. 💨💨
Yeah, and I guess if I buy Einstein’s comb I’ll suddenly understand quantum physics too🙄
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June 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Yeah, and I guess if I buy Einstein’s comb I’ll suddenly understand quantum physics too🙄
I need to get this off my chest;
If you wake up early and make your bed…
You either have your life together or you’re running from something.
Either way, I’m scared of you.
If you wake up early and make your bed…
You either have your life together or you’re running from something.
Either way, I’m scared of you.
June 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I need to get this off my chest;
If you wake up early and make your bed…
You either have your life together or you’re running from something.
Either way, I’m scared of you.
If you wake up early and make your bed…
You either have your life together or you’re running from something.
Either way, I’m scared of you.
Honestly… I wake up some days like,
“I didn’t cause this chaos. Why am I emotionally paying rent for it?”
But then you see someone being kind anyway, showing up anyway and it kinda reminds you why we still bother.
They really are the MVPs. Just hope they’re drinking water and getting hugs too. 🥲💛
“I didn’t cause this chaos. Why am I emotionally paying rent for it?”
But then you see someone being kind anyway, showing up anyway and it kinda reminds you why we still bother.
They really are the MVPs. Just hope they’re drinking water and getting hugs too. 🥲💛
“We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It’s easy to say, ‘It’s not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem.’ Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.”
- Mister Rogers 💛
The human world, it’s a mess ❤️🩹💚🌎
- Mister Rogers 💛
The human world, it’s a mess ❤️🩹💚🌎
June 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Honestly… I wake up some days like,
“I didn’t cause this chaos. Why am I emotionally paying rent for it?”
But then you see someone being kind anyway, showing up anyway and it kinda reminds you why we still bother.
They really are the MVPs. Just hope they’re drinking water and getting hugs too. 🥲💛
“I didn’t cause this chaos. Why am I emotionally paying rent for it?”
But then you see someone being kind anyway, showing up anyway and it kinda reminds you why we still bother.
They really are the MVPs. Just hope they’re drinking water and getting hugs too. 🥲💛
At this point, AI isn’t evolving.
It’s speedrunning a sci-fi movie plot we refused to watch the ending of.
AI: Don’t worry, we’re just here to automate the boring stuff.
Also AI: Your face has now been added to 14 avatars and an audiobook you never recorded.
Progress is wild.
It’s speedrunning a sci-fi movie plot we refused to watch the ending of.
AI: Don’t worry, we’re just here to automate the boring stuff.
Also AI: Your face has now been added to 14 avatars and an audiobook you never recorded.
Progress is wild.
June 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
At this point, AI isn’t evolving.
It’s speedrunning a sci-fi movie plot we refused to watch the ending of.
AI: Don’t worry, we’re just here to automate the boring stuff.
Also AI: Your face has now been added to 14 avatars and an audiobook you never recorded.
Progress is wild.
It’s speedrunning a sci-fi movie plot we refused to watch the ending of.
AI: Don’t worry, we’re just here to automate the boring stuff.
Also AI: Your face has now been added to 14 avatars and an audiobook you never recorded.
Progress is wild.
…. and when you try to be kind to everyone, I hope you include yourself too.
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June 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
…. and when you try to be kind to everyone, I hope you include yourself too.
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Meanwhile, America’s been acting like a chaotic restaurant:
‘Hi yes, I’ll take the potential WorldWarIII and can you throw in a side of economic collapse?
Oh, and please cancel that order of healthcare for 13 million people , we’re watching our empathy.’
⭐ 1-star experience. Would not recommend?
‘Hi yes, I’ll take the potential WorldWarIII and can you throw in a side of economic collapse?
Oh, and please cancel that order of healthcare for 13 million people , we’re watching our empathy.’
⭐ 1-star experience. Would not recommend?
June 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Meanwhile, America’s been acting like a chaotic restaurant:
‘Hi yes, I’ll take the potential WorldWarIII and can you throw in a side of economic collapse?
Oh, and please cancel that order of healthcare for 13 million people , we’re watching our empathy.’
⭐ 1-star experience. Would not recommend?
‘Hi yes, I’ll take the potential WorldWarIII and can you throw in a side of economic collapse?
Oh, and please cancel that order of healthcare for 13 million people , we’re watching our empathy.’
⭐ 1-star experience. Would not recommend?
🧠 “How I accidentally got emotionally invested in a toaster”
I saw a smart toaster on sale for $79.
The reviews were like:
“It remembers your settings!”
“Heats evenly like a warm hug!”
“My mornings feel less lonely.”
…Less lonely??
🧵👇🏾
I saw a smart toaster on sale for $79.
The reviews were like:
“It remembers your settings!”
“Heats evenly like a warm hug!”
“My mornings feel less lonely.”
…Less lonely??
🧵👇🏾
June 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
🧠 “How I accidentally got emotionally invested in a toaster”
I saw a smart toaster on sale for $79.
The reviews were like:
“It remembers your settings!”
“Heats evenly like a warm hug!”
“My mornings feel less lonely.”
…Less lonely??
🧵👇🏾
I saw a smart toaster on sale for $79.
The reviews were like:
“It remembers your settings!”
“Heats evenly like a warm hug!”
“My mornings feel less lonely.”
…Less lonely??
🧵👇🏾
There’s a version of me that prays, paints, works with international brands and still has time to stretch.
That version feels far, but I know she’s not gone. She’s just on factory reset.
Bear with me while I reboot.
That version feels far, but I know she’s not gone. She’s just on factory reset.
Bear with me while I reboot.
May 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
There’s a version of me that prays, paints, works with international brands and still has time to stretch.
That version feels far, but I know she’s not gone. She’s just on factory reset.
Bear with me while I reboot.
That version feels far, but I know she’s not gone. She’s just on factory reset.
Bear with me while I reboot.
Advice You Probably Shouldn’t Take!
HI, I missed you too.
So here’s today’s advice you probably shouldn’t take:
You feel lost in life? SLEEP. The version of you with a nap in them might have answers.
What's been happening with you in my ab-sence😏
#badadvice
HI, I missed you too.
So here’s today’s advice you probably shouldn’t take:
You feel lost in life? SLEEP. The version of you with a nap in them might have answers.
What's been happening with you in my ab-sence😏
#badadvice
May 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Advice You Probably Shouldn’t Take!
HI, I missed you too.
So here’s today’s advice you probably shouldn’t take:
You feel lost in life? SLEEP. The version of you with a nap in them might have answers.
What's been happening with you in my ab-sence😏
#badadvice
HI, I missed you too.
So here’s today’s advice you probably shouldn’t take:
You feel lost in life? SLEEP. The version of you with a nap in them might have answers.
What's been happening with you in my ab-sence😏
#badadvice
I'd heard of the fingering trick to prevent a dog attack, and even had to use it one time
A woman was being attacked and the dog wouldn't let go.
Eventually the owner dragged the dog off. The woman thanked me for trying, but reminded me it was the dog I was supposed to finger.
A woman was being attacked and the dog wouldn't let go.
Eventually the owner dragged the dog off. The woman thanked me for trying, but reminded me it was the dog I was supposed to finger.
April 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'd heard of the fingering trick to prevent a dog attack, and even had to use it one time
A woman was being attacked and the dog wouldn't let go.
Eventually the owner dragged the dog off. The woman thanked me for trying, but reminded me it was the dog I was supposed to finger.
A woman was being attacked and the dog wouldn't let go.
Eventually the owner dragged the dog off. The woman thanked me for trying, but reminded me it was the dog I was supposed to finger.
What he said
April 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What he said
Reposted by Damilarree
Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye
(photo by me)
(photo by me)
April 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye
(photo by me)
(photo by me)
Workouts for specific days in a week make you feel like your life is in order. Like you could run for President 😂
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Workouts for specific days in a week make you feel like your life is in order. Like you could run for President 😂
The thing about time isn’t really real, it’s just a point of view that it is
March 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The thing about time isn’t really real, it’s just a point of view that it is
Reposted by Damilarree
When we say that we hope this post is ‘awesome,’ we don’t mean we want it to be expressive of awe or terror.
We mean that we hope you like it.
This reduction of a word's intensity is called ‘semantic bleaching.’
We mean that we hope you like it.
This reduction of a word's intensity is called ‘semantic bleaching.’
March 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When we say that we hope this post is ‘awesome,’ we don’t mean we want it to be expressive of awe or terror.
We mean that we hope you like it.
This reduction of a word's intensity is called ‘semantic bleaching.’
We mean that we hope you like it.
This reduction of a word's intensity is called ‘semantic bleaching.’
When you set up a camera to see if your dog gets depressed while you’re away.
Dog immediately you step out:
“Oh thank goodness she out”
Takes to the couch
And starts humping hard😂😂
You come home and see what the camera captured, what would be your reaction?
Dog immediately you step out:
“Oh thank goodness she out”
Takes to the couch
And starts humping hard😂😂
You come home and see what the camera captured, what would be your reaction?
March 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
When you set up a camera to see if your dog gets depressed while you’re away.
Dog immediately you step out:
“Oh thank goodness she out”
Takes to the couch
And starts humping hard😂😂
You come home and see what the camera captured, what would be your reaction?
Dog immediately you step out:
“Oh thank goodness she out”
Takes to the couch
And starts humping hard😂😂
You come home and see what the camera captured, what would be your reaction?