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From this month's edition of The Onion.
August 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
From this month's edition of The Onion.
Almighty está bien? No lo he escuchado loquear hace un tiempo
February 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Almighty está bien? No lo he escuchado loquear hace un tiempo
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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pajama pants without pockets: WHY
February 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
pajama pants without pockets: WHY
Y los cabrones de anonymous que hacen?
February 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Y los cabrones de anonymous que hacen?
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Nothing will put the “co-president” meme to rest better than an exclusive joint interview of the co-presidents.
February 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nothing will put the “co-president” meme to rest better than an exclusive joint interview of the co-presidents.
Yo aveces pienso como el undertaker flirted con Michelle McCool 😂
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yo aveces pienso como el undertaker flirted con Michelle McCool 😂
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They’re coming for every last second of your attention.
February 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
They’re coming for every last second of your attention.
It’s a day like any other
February 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s a day like any other
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
Dear school shooters- make your life worth a damn and eliminate one of those 2 instead :D
Trump and Musk are basically ignoring the Constitution they--Trump, at least--took an oath to defend.
February 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dear school shooters- make your life worth a damn and eliminate one of those 2 instead :D
La única solución que veo es la guillotina
February 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
La única solución que veo es la guillotina
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I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.
February 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.
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Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is *on its face* a violation the equal protection of the laws.
February 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is *on its face* a violation the equal protection of the laws.
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Free speech baby
1. EXCLUSIVE
Today, the NSA is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion," a NSA source tells Popular Information.
The massive purge is creating chaos, taking down "mission-related" work
Today, the NSA is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion," a NSA source tells Popular Information.
The massive purge is creating chaos, taking down "mission-related" work
The NSA's "Big Delete"
Today, the National Security Agency (NSA) is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion." The "...
popular.info
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Free speech baby
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No more thoughts
Only abracadabra ooh na na
Only abracadabra ooh na na
February 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
No more thoughts
Only abracadabra ooh na na
Only abracadabra ooh na na
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I didn’t get it either but I’m not so dumb I’m going to brag about it.
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I didn’t get it either but I’m not so dumb I’m going to brag about it.
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
Quiero gritar en un almacén cómo lady gaga
February 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Quiero gritar en un almacén cómo lady gaga
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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
Abacadabra oh nana🎶🎶🎶🎶
February 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Abacadabra oh nana🎶🎶🎶🎶
So… ya nos podemos paniquear por el hombre naranja y los nassi que lo siguen?
February 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So… ya nos podemos paniquear por el hombre naranja y los nassi que lo siguen?