Carrie
@dallasalice.bsky.social
Something of an uncool paradox. Texan. Hippie.
Frey and Henley giving us these scathing lyrics nearly 20 years ago
February 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Frey and Henley giving us these scathing lyrics nearly 20 years ago
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
A 50 year bald man ghosted me last night so now I’m looking sexy as hell at brunch with the bestie.
February 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A 50 year bald man ghosted me last night so now I’m looking sexy as hell at brunch with the bestie.
I hate my job but HR just emailed the company with links to the insurance covered therapy to deal with the current times and signed her name with her pronouns
February 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I hate my job but HR just emailed the company with links to the insurance covered therapy to deal with the current times and signed her name with her pronouns
Why is it always Paul Rudd and never Adam Scott?
He clearly also found the fountain of youth (or Fountain of being unproblematic)
He clearly also found the fountain of youth (or Fountain of being unproblematic)
February 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Why is it always Paul Rudd and never Adam Scott?
He clearly also found the fountain of youth (or Fountain of being unproblematic)
He clearly also found the fountain of youth (or Fountain of being unproblematic)
Throughout this time of growing fascism I have agreed with all my childhood fictional heroes… except one.
I now agree with Eric not Charles
I now agree with Eric not Charles
February 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Throughout this time of growing fascism I have agreed with all my childhood fictional heroes… except one.
I now agree with Eric not Charles
I now agree with Eric not Charles
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He is going to say "pinky swear you will protect our border. And buy more booze and stuff from us. "
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
Trump: i’m speaking with Trudeau tomorrow morning and Mexico tomorrow morning too
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He is going to say "pinky swear you will protect our border. And buy more booze and stuff from us. "
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory
Trumpenomics
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
Going to cheer for the Super Bowl Ram commercial the way men do for their sports team
January 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Going to cheer for the Super Bowl Ram commercial the way men do for their sports team
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I think it already is.
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
Hey Mark do you think voters remorse will ever hit the magat crowd
I Doubt It
I Doubt It
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think it already is.
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
The #SNL50 music intro could’ve only been made by someone who knows music like the back of their own hand. The knowledge of beats and notes is expert
January 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The #SNL50 music intro could’ve only been made by someone who knows music like the back of their own hand. The knowledge of beats and notes is expert
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Coming to terms with the fact that my dad, who sang Edelweis to me as a kid, now supports the people Captain Von Trapp would be against. The pain is now but also the fight against evil is now too
January 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Coming to terms with the fact that my dad, who sang Edelweis to me as a kid, now supports the people Captain Von Trapp would be against. The pain is now but also the fight against evil is now too
Hey reminder that fascism and Nazis are bad. And it starts with us calling it out in everyday conversation.
January 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Hey reminder that fascism and Nazis are bad. And it starts with us calling it out in everyday conversation.
My unrealistic hope that the combination of a Gen z icon starring in a Dylan movie and Rolling Stone leading the charge of responsible journalism will lead us into a new era of great political music from this generation
January 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My unrealistic hope that the combination of a Gen z icon starring in a Dylan movie and Rolling Stone leading the charge of responsible journalism will lead us into a new era of great political music from this generation
If anyone is wondering, Idiocracy is now a better world that our reality…. Those guys were dumb but at least they weren’t nazis
January 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If anyone is wondering, Idiocracy is now a better world that our reality…. Those guys were dumb but at least they weren’t nazis
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NBC, Trump’s long time partner, censored Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
January 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
NBC, Trump’s long time partner, censored Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
I’m the only one outside wearing any kind of mask. Even my weather app says the air quality is bad
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m the only one outside wearing any kind of mask. Even my weather app says the air quality is bad
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This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie
Added to the cruise tattoo
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Added to the cruise tattoo