banh mi luvr 69
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game recognize game and you lookin kinda unfamiliar || little guy, littler boots || they/them
i’m on season 3 of rhop & i KNOW bravo stepped that glam budget up for rhoslc bc why is robyn still wearing that fugly dress from the season 1 intros
January 18, 2026 at 5:19 AM
i’m on season 3 of rhop & i KNOW bravo stepped that glam budget up for rhoslc bc why is robyn still wearing that fugly dress from the season 1 intros
i don’t go by my legal first name but i’m satisfied with changing that socially, it’s been pretty effective. but i have hated my last name since i was 6 so i’m glad to get rid of it!
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
i don’t go by my legal first name but i’m satisfied with changing that socially, it’s been pretty effective. but i have hated my last name since i was 6 so i’m glad to get rid of it!
off to the social security office to knock down the first of many dominoes that end in a legal name change
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
off to the social security office to knock down the first of many dominoes that end in a legal name change
nooooo the tiktok girlies are doing nyx jumbo eye pencil propaganda!! i fell for it the first time around, i’m not falling for it again!
January 16, 2026 at 5:38 AM
nooooo the tiktok girlies are doing nyx jumbo eye pencil propaganda!! i fell for it the first time around, i’m not falling for it again!
a big boss at work didn’t have time to get us presents so she got us all lottery tickets, but i have no idea how the lottery works. where are these things announced?
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
a big boss at work didn’t have time to get us presents so she got us all lottery tickets, but i have no idea how the lottery works. where are these things announced?
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
trying to fibermax
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
trying to fibermax
not every job done primarily over email is a fake email job. ask me how i know
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
not every job done primarily over email is a fake email job. ask me how i know
“facebook is boring, facebook is unusable, facebook is just bot posts” i’m going to be honest. you probably just haven’t joined enough freaky little groups
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
“facebook is boring, facebook is unusable, facebook is just bot posts” i’m going to be honest. you probably just haven’t joined enough freaky little groups
being able to finish school for freeeee is cool and all but having a fucked up work day bc of the first day of classes only to have to go to class is so…… welp
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
being able to finish school for freeeee is cool and all but having a fucked up work day bc of the first day of classes only to have to go to class is so…… welp
u wouldn’t believe how many housewives franchises i can burn thru when i’m not watching vpr on a loop; that’s the real gift of the new cast
January 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
u wouldn’t believe how many housewives franchises i can burn thru when i’m not watching vpr on a loop; that’s the real gift of the new cast
what i would give to be a fly on the wall when mary cosby and andy cohen go to lunch
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
what i would give to be a fly on the wall when mary cosby and andy cohen go to lunch
i didn’t wear a padded bra to work today bc i thought it’d be fine bc i’m wearing two shirts
reader, it was NOT FINE!!
reader, it was NOT FINE!!
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
i didn’t wear a padded bra to work today bc i thought it’d be fine bc i’m wearing two shirts
reader, it was NOT FINE!!
reader, it was NOT FINE!!
i’ve decided that “posting thru it” is emotionally unhealthy but like, not in a high and mighty way bc i was doing that, like, yesterday
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 AM
i’ve decided that “posting thru it” is emotionally unhealthy but like, not in a high and mighty way bc i was doing that, like, yesterday
joined the drove of ppl who found out they have pcos by seeking fertility treatment 🫠
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
joined the drove of ppl who found out they have pcos by seeking fertility treatment 🫠
mexico, take us back
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
mexico, take us back
maybe i need stronger sleeping pill 😔
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
maybe i need stronger sleeping pill 😔
i like calling LL Bean “ladies love bean.” it makes my mom laugh & that’s good enough for me
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i like calling LL Bean “ladies love bean.” it makes my mom laugh & that’s good enough for me
i’m scrolling ig to avoid thinking of work and here u are, captioning your photo dump “Q4 memories”
January 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i’m scrolling ig to avoid thinking of work and here u are, captioning your photo dump “Q4 memories”
one cool thing about having two hardcore band practices a week in our old house is that my dogs could not give less of a fuck about fireworks
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
one cool thing about having two hardcore band practices a week in our old house is that my dogs could not give less of a fuck about fireworks
my only resolution this year is to stop impulse spending…. i gotta get my money right not my funny right fr this time 😔
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
my only resolution this year is to stop impulse spending…. i gotta get my money right not my funny right fr this time 😔
i “volunteered” to do break work yesterday and the day before (by that i mean i promised a sup last year that i’d do it this year so she’d approve the pto i requested in jan bc my FLIGHTS TO PH WERE BOOKED so I WASNT GONNA BE THERE REGARDLESS)
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i “volunteered” to do break work yesterday and the day before (by that i mean i promised a sup last year that i’d do it this year so she’d approve the pto i requested in jan bc my FLIGHTS TO PH WERE BOOKED so I WASNT GONNA BE THERE REGARDLESS)
hope this suspiciously aggressive rash on my neck is telling me that the cold part of winter is finally starting 🥲
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
hope this suspiciously aggressive rash on my neck is telling me that the cold part of winter is finally starting 🥲
i’ve decided that using a cookbook is more chic than having to unlock my phone repeatedly so i will be building my collection of those, if anyone has recommendations. i’m not against internet recipes tho so i’m gonna write down my faves on lil index cards like my grandmas did
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i’ve decided that using a cookbook is more chic than having to unlock my phone repeatedly so i will be building my collection of those, if anyone has recommendations. i’m not against internet recipes tho so i’m gonna write down my faves on lil index cards like my grandmas did
being an eldest daughter uniquely prepared me for being a millennial in that being responsible for everything my sibling did parallels with continuing to be blamed for all of society’s ills
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
being an eldest daughter uniquely prepared me for being a millennial in that being responsible for everything my sibling did parallels with continuing to be blamed for all of society’s ills