#NotTeamFF
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Mr: Hello?
Me: Did you hear about the movie constipation?
Mr: *sighs* no i didn't
Me: It's never coming out
Mr: You want to sleep outside?
Mr: Hello?
Me: Did you hear about the movie constipation?
Mr: *sighs* no i didn't
Me: It's never coming out
Mr: You want to sleep outside?
Mr: huh?
Me: It runs in your jeans
Mr: See yourself out
Guys im sleeping on the couch tonight ๐
Mr: huh?
Me: It runs in your jeans
Mr: See yourself out
Guys im sleeping on the couch tonight ๐
The truth? I birthed a fucking alien and lost enough blood over the last couple months to land me in hospital. It's my stuborness that has them sending me home.
The truth? I birthed a fucking alien and lost enough blood over the last couple months to land me in hospital. It's my stuborness that has them sending me home.
#FECrew
#FECrew
(Not sure order was alphabetical; maybe levels of cool?)
(Not sure order was alphabetical; maybe levels of cool?)
Arresting journalists now?
Arresting journalists now?
Strong woman
I'm just a baby ๐
Strong woman
I'm just a baby ๐
Years of journalism, of records, of knowledge, gone.
This is the modern equivalent to the collapse and destruction of the Library of Alexandria.
Years of journalism, of records, of knowledge, gone.
This is the modern equivalent to the collapse and destruction of the Library of Alexandria.
๐ณBandwidth
๐ณBones
๐ณSpoons
๐ณAll the above
๐ณBandwidth
๐ณBones
๐ณSpoons
๐ณAll the above
Why can't we just love one another and stop the senseless killing? Why must people live in constant fear for their lives?
Why can't we just love one another and stop the senseless killing? Why must people live in constant fear for their lives?
Also me. Fixes a chilled chocolate milkshake with fresh milk of all things.
Clearly I do not love myself ๐ญ
Also me. Fixes a chilled chocolate milkshake with fresh milk of all things.
Clearly I do not love myself ๐ญ