Daisy Maelstrom
@daisymaelstrom.bsky.social
Dr. Phil called me psychopath. Performer and activist. They/It.
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We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
This is not complicated. The United States does not have the authority, moral or otherwise, to police and invade other countries. Full stop.
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This is not complicated. The United States does not have the authority, moral or otherwise, to police and invade other countries. Full stop.
I have long ago lost track of the number of war crimes I have personally witnessed our presidents commit in my lifetime, but this one still managed to genuinely shock me.
We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I have long ago lost track of the number of war crimes I have personally witnessed our presidents commit in my lifetime, but this one still managed to genuinely shock me.
We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
My annual resolution is to not make resolutions.
That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My annual resolution is to not make resolutions.
That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
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Flip both houses of Congress so we can defund ICE please.
New: We got an internal ICE document revealing its $100 million ad plan to bring in 14,000 new hires: deals with "tactical" influencers; ads to gun & military buffs; and geo-targeting phones around NASCAR races and gun shows.
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
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January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Flip both houses of Congress so we can defund ICE please.
I'm 5'11", but I tell strangers at parties I'm 5'9" to make men lying about being taller uncomfortable.
December 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm 5'11", but I tell strangers at parties I'm 5'9" to make men lying about being taller uncomfortable.
One of my favorite hobbies as a tallish bald person is pointing out to men their receding hairline.
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
One of my favorite hobbies as a tallish bald person is pointing out to men their receding hairline.
I'm not actually feeling better - I just don't talk about it anymore.
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm not actually feeling better - I just don't talk about it anymore.
Many local performance scenes are overflowing with well-intentioned medium talents hustling their hearts out to achieve the next step of fame before developing the ability to sustain at that level, combined with a crab bucket mentality.
But at least we aren't boring.
But at least we aren't boring.
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Many local performance scenes are overflowing with well-intentioned medium talents hustling their hearts out to achieve the next step of fame before developing the ability to sustain at that level, combined with a crab bucket mentality.
But at least we aren't boring.
But at least we aren't boring.
I do not believe people's deaths mean more because they are famous. Every loss is a tragedy if you're close enough to it.
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I do not believe people's deaths mean more because they are famous. Every loss is a tragedy if you're close enough to it.
I have two wolves inside me. One of them is a girl who is a boy, and the other one is a boy who is a girl.
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I have two wolves inside me. One of them is a girl who is a boy, and the other one is a boy who is a girl.
I just accepted the lead worker role for my position at my library branch. Just in time for my one year anniversary at the library!
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I just accepted the lead worker role for my position at my library branch. Just in time for my one year anniversary at the library!
I'm about to read of a proclamation in front of the county commissioners about the Trans Day of Remembrance.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm about to read of a proclamation in front of the county commissioners about the Trans Day of Remembrance.
I've learned more from the Black Panthers than any White leftist organization in history.
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I've learned more from the Black Panthers than any White leftist organization in history.
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25th Amendment now.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
25th Amendment now.
Everyone worth more than a billion dollars should be taxed 1% of their net worth every single day as a "living tax" they pay to stay alive.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Everyone worth more than a billion dollars should be taxed 1% of their net worth every single day as a "living tax" they pay to stay alive.
Clearly, my true special interest is being annoying.
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Clearly, my true special interest is being annoying.
I just taught a room full of Portland comics what a "pre-glazed" hole is.
I'm not sorry.
I'm not sorry.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I just taught a room full of Portland comics what a "pre-glazed" hole is.
I'm not sorry.
I'm not sorry.
Indiana Jones was the best action hero of the 80's because he killed the most nazis
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Indiana Jones was the best action hero of the 80's because he killed the most nazis
When you're mad at me, just remember that this is who you're mad at. I'm full of whimsy AND I will bite your entire face off, so be nice to me.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When you're mad at me, just remember that this is who you're mad at. I'm full of whimsy AND I will bite your entire face off, so be nice to me.
I was just on a lunch date at a Mexican restaurant with this beautiful Mexican woman, and the way the waiter bounced back and forth between English and Spanish depending on who he was talking to at the time was really sending me. 💀💀
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was just on a lunch date at a Mexican restaurant with this beautiful Mexican woman, and the way the waiter bounced back and forth between English and Spanish depending on who he was talking to at the time was really sending me. 💀💀
Someone invite me to their Thanksgiving dinner so I can decline for virtue signaling reasons.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Someone invite me to their Thanksgiving dinner so I can decline for virtue signaling reasons.
Maybe being loved the right way would fix me
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Maybe being loved the right way would fix me
I might have depression, but I also have ADHD, autism, and type three bipolar disorder.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I might have depression, but I also have ADHD, autism, and type three bipolar disorder.