Daisy Maelstrom
@daisymaelstrom.bsky.social
Dr. Phil called me psychopath. Performer and activist. They/It.
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A random guy on the sidewalk just gave me a thumbs up after watching me parallel park on the first try so now my depression is cured for at least two hours
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
A random guy on the sidewalk just gave me a thumbs up after watching me parallel park on the first try so now my depression is cured for at least two hours
Maybe it's the shock comic in me, but I think suicide is funny when ICE agents do it.
You're right, you ARE undeserving of love and forgiveness 😆
You're right, you ARE undeserving of love and forgiveness 😆
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Maybe it's the shock comic in me, but I think suicide is funny when ICE agents do it.
You're right, you ARE undeserving of love and forgiveness 😆
You're right, you ARE undeserving of love and forgiveness 😆
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Can't believe I have to say this but climate change is responsible for extreme cold snaps.
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Can't believe I have to say this but climate change is responsible for extreme cold snaps.
It seems like every other month on social media brings new discourse where people shame women for something that I thought most of us found nearly irresistible.
Do straight men even like women?
Do straight men even like women?
January 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It seems like every other month on social media brings new discourse where people shame women for something that I thought most of us found nearly irresistible.
Do straight men even like women?
Do straight men even like women?
How many people does ICE have to hurt before it's community self-defense to erase them from the server on sight?
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
How many people does ICE have to hurt before it's community self-defense to erase them from the server on sight?
If the government ever murders me, please remind everyone that the only gang I belong to is the one that bangs your mom
January 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If the government ever murders me, please remind everyone that the only gang I belong to is the one that bangs your mom
If you're not sleeping with me, you are sleeping against me.
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If you're not sleeping with me, you are sleeping against me.
I don't think we're mad enough about all the Black men who keep getting lynched and then having it recorded as a self-termination.
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I don't think we're mad enough about all the Black men who keep getting lynched and then having it recorded as a self-termination.
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We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
This is not complicated. The United States does not have the authority, moral or otherwise, to police and invade other countries. Full stop.
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This is not complicated. The United States does not have the authority, moral or otherwise, to police and invade other countries. Full stop.
I have long ago lost track of the number of war crimes I have personally witnessed our presidents commit in my lifetime, but this one still managed to genuinely shock me.
We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I have long ago lost track of the number of war crimes I have personally witnessed our presidents commit in my lifetime, but this one still managed to genuinely shock me.
We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
My annual resolution is to not make resolutions.
That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My annual resolution is to not make resolutions.
That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
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Flip both houses of Congress so we can defund ICE please.
New: We got an internal ICE document revealing its $100 million ad plan to bring in 14,000 new hires: deals with "tactical" influencers; ads to gun & military buffs; and geo-targeting phones around NASCAR races and gun shows.
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
wapo.st
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Flip both houses of Congress so we can defund ICE please.
I'm 5'11", but I tell strangers at parties I'm 5'9" to make men lying about being taller uncomfortable.
December 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm 5'11", but I tell strangers at parties I'm 5'9" to make men lying about being taller uncomfortable.
One of my favorite hobbies as a tallish bald person is pointing out to men their receding hairline.
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
One of my favorite hobbies as a tallish bald person is pointing out to men their receding hairline.
I'm not actually feeling better - I just don't talk about it anymore.
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm not actually feeling better - I just don't talk about it anymore.
I do not believe people's deaths mean more because they are famous. Every loss is a tragedy if you're close enough to it.
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I do not believe people's deaths mean more because they are famous. Every loss is a tragedy if you're close enough to it.
I have two wolves inside me. One of them is a girl who is a boy, and the other one is a boy who is a girl.
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I have two wolves inside me. One of them is a girl who is a boy, and the other one is a boy who is a girl.
I just accepted the lead worker role for my position at my library branch. Just in time for my one year anniversary at the library!
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I just accepted the lead worker role for my position at my library branch. Just in time for my one year anniversary at the library!
I'm about to read of a proclamation in front of the county commissioners about the Trans Day of Remembrance.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm about to read of a proclamation in front of the county commissioners about the Trans Day of Remembrance.
I've learned more from the Black Panthers than any White leftist organization in history.
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I've learned more from the Black Panthers than any White leftist organization in history.
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25th Amendment now.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
25th Amendment now.
Everyone worth more than a billion dollars should be taxed 1% of their net worth every single day as a "living tax" they pay to stay alive.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Everyone worth more than a billion dollars should be taxed 1% of their net worth every single day as a "living tax" they pay to stay alive.
Clearly, my true special interest is being annoying.
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Clearly, my true special interest is being annoying.