Dairine
@dairine13.bsky.social
Professional personal reference. Sometimes I’m funny. I married my best friend. CHEESE!
Did we ever figure out what it was that Meatloaf WOULDN’T do for love?
Wrong answers only 🤣
Wrong answers only 🤣
a man singing into a microphone with the words " i won 't do " written below him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " i won 't do " written below him
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July 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Did we ever figure out what it was that Meatloaf WOULDN’T do for love?
Wrong answers only 🤣
Wrong answers only 🤣
Fun fact about me - I say I’m sorry and ugly sob when I have to kill a bug that I can’t safely get back outside.
July 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fun fact about me - I say I’m sorry and ugly sob when I have to kill a bug that I can’t safely get back outside.
I feel we are going through what it was like when Caligula was Emperor. Although Trump hasn’t yet appointed a horse, he’s appointed plenty of horses’ asses.
July 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I feel we are going through what it was like when Caligula was Emperor. Although Trump hasn’t yet appointed a horse, he’s appointed plenty of horses’ asses.
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Representatives should not get to choose their voters. That’s ass backwards.
July 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Representatives should not get to choose their voters. That’s ass backwards.
At this point, I really think I futdup in a previous life and I went through this already. Like, was I so awful that I have to live through this again? Anyone else feel like this? 🤣🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
June 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
At this point, I really think I futdup in a previous life and I went through this already. Like, was I so awful that I have to live through this again? Anyone else feel like this? 🤣🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
One of tonight’s Jeopardy contestants shared a story about mints from a restaurant. No spoilers, but let me tell you it was MINT-ense. 🤣
June 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
One of tonight’s Jeopardy contestants shared a story about mints from a restaurant. No spoilers, but let me tell you it was MINT-ense. 🤣
Riley Gaines will be the only person in humankind who became famous (or be remembered) for placing 5th, in anything, EVER. Granted, even if Lia didn’t compete, she’d still be 5th. I hope this doesn’t lead to a Guinness World Record. But maybe if we stop talking about her?fingers crossed
June 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Riley Gaines will be the only person in humankind who became famous (or be remembered) for placing 5th, in anything, EVER. Granted, even if Lia didn’t compete, she’d still be 5th. I hope this doesn’t lead to a Guinness World Record. But maybe if we stop talking about her?fingers crossed
Retweeted the official ICE Twitter, against my better judgement. But the comments pass the vibe check. Lots of Alf, since he ate cats and all.
Be safe out there 🤣🤣
#alien
Be safe out there 🤣🤣
#alien
May 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Retweeted the official ICE Twitter, against my better judgement. But the comments pass the vibe check. Lots of Alf, since he ate cats and all.
Be safe out there 🤣🤣
#alien
Be safe out there 🤣🤣
#alien
What a fun Thursday night!!! Also, I know I’m going to lose “friends” over my text count. But, I don’t get mad at your excessive use of commas and glitter, Jane! And yes those were two instances.
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What a fun Thursday night!!! Also, I know I’m going to lose “friends” over my text count. But, I don’t get mad at your excessive use of commas and glitter, Jane! And yes those were two instances.
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I'm no gynecologist, but I recognize a bunch of cunts when I see them.
Usually red hats.
Usually red hats.
May 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm no gynecologist, but I recognize a bunch of cunts when I see them.
Usually red hats.
Usually red hats.
In history books, MAGA will be remembered as trying to rewrite history because their cult leader said so. Love Biden, Hate Biden, but you can’t rewrite history. You also can’t rewrite it when it happened 5 years ago and the rest of us remember. Some of us aren’t dumb.
May 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In history books, MAGA will be remembered as trying to rewrite history because their cult leader said so. Love Biden, Hate Biden, but you can’t rewrite history. You also can’t rewrite it when it happened 5 years ago and the rest of us remember. Some of us aren’t dumb.
Legit yelped when I saw this picture. I thought his face was in a Medusa-style situation instead of the “U”. #TrumpDinner
May 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Legit yelped when I saw this picture. I thought his face was in a Medusa-style situation instead of the “U”. #TrumpDinner
Oh audio message…..🤣
For context, I was saying “heterosexual life partner” but it’s still more amazing the other way. 🤣
#ThanksSiri
For context, I was saying “heterosexual life partner” but it’s still more amazing the other way. 🤣
#ThanksSiri
May 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oh audio message…..🤣
For context, I was saying “heterosexual life partner” but it’s still more amazing the other way. 🤣
#ThanksSiri
For context, I was saying “heterosexual life partner” but it’s still more amazing the other way. 🤣
#ThanksSiri
May 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We don’t want jobs of the past, but you just described jobs of the past. Some of our ancestors didn’t like working in factories. That’s why we got to this point. But please do go on about 18 hour work days and bad backs.
the jobs of the future, where you will be a hereditary serf producing goods for your betters
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
April 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We don’t want jobs of the past, but you just described jobs of the past. Some of our ancestors didn’t like working in factories. That’s why we got to this point. But please do go on about 18 hour work days and bad backs.
I’m convinced there are only three songs that unite us as humans and sung in every language across the globe (including penguins!🤣):
1) “Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit” song
2) Disney’s “It’s a Small World”
3) McDonald’s “Ba da ba ba bah…”
1) “Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit” song
2) Disney’s “It’s a Small World”
3) McDonald’s “Ba da ba ba bah…”
April 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m convinced there are only three songs that unite us as humans and sung in every language across the globe (including penguins!🤣):
1) “Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit” song
2) Disney’s “It’s a Small World”
3) McDonald’s “Ba da ba ba bah…”
1) “Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit” song
2) Disney’s “It’s a Small World”
3) McDonald’s “Ba da ba ba bah…”
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LET’S. DO. THIS. 😎✨
April 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
LET’S. DO. THIS. 😎✨
TLDR; Actual follower of Christ, questioning nouve-HOE (like nouveau!🙂) “Christian”
First of all, I LOATHE the fact that I had to go to her page to see it with my own eyes. Yep. Two very opposite thoughts from a MAGA. Typical.
I’m understanding that honestly both sides, on the extreme,
First of all, I LOATHE the fact that I had to go to her page to see it with my own eyes. Yep. Two very opposite thoughts from a MAGA. Typical.
I’m understanding that honestly both sides, on the extreme,
April 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
TLDR; Actual follower of Christ, questioning nouve-HOE (like nouveau!🙂) “Christian”
First of all, I LOATHE the fact that I had to go to her page to see it with my own eyes. Yep. Two very opposite thoughts from a MAGA. Typical.
I’m understanding that honestly both sides, on the extreme,
First of all, I LOATHE the fact that I had to go to her page to see it with my own eyes. Yep. Two very opposite thoughts from a MAGA. Typical.
I’m understanding that honestly both sides, on the extreme,
Girl, you are hotter than a forkful of Sriracha.
April 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Girl, you are hotter than a forkful of Sriracha.
I will always strive for this level of euphoria. This scene always makes me joyous. #BenWyatt #AdamScott #ParksandRec
April 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I will always strive for this level of euphoria. This scene always makes me joyous. #BenWyatt #AdamScott #ParksandRec
Terrible pick up lines. Part One:
Someone with a Penis:
Damn! Did it hurt?
Unsuspecting Person:
What/When/Huh?
SWAP:
When you fell out of that tree?
UP: ………….
SWAP: Because you are giving me WOOD
Someone with a Penis:
Damn! Did it hurt?
Unsuspecting Person:
What/When/Huh?
SWAP:
When you fell out of that tree?
UP: ………….
SWAP: Because you are giving me WOOD
April 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Terrible pick up lines. Part One:
Someone with a Penis:
Damn! Did it hurt?
Unsuspecting Person:
What/When/Huh?
SWAP:
When you fell out of that tree?
UP: ………….
SWAP: Because you are giving me WOOD
Someone with a Penis:
Damn! Did it hurt?
Unsuspecting Person:
What/When/Huh?
SWAP:
When you fell out of that tree?
UP: ………….
SWAP: Because you are giving me WOOD
When no one is home, I watch TV with the soundbar on. #dirtysecrets
April 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When no one is home, I watch TV with the soundbar on. #dirtysecrets