Dairgrenn
@dairgrenn.bsky.social
Twitch streamer, creator of YouTube shorts, girl dad, nerd extraordinaire
Stream command idea: !irony
Randomly mix pieces of the Alanis Morissette classic:
- It’s a black fly when you’re already late.
- A traffic jam on your cigarette break
- It’s like 10,000 spoons in your Chardonnay
- It’s a death row pardon when all you need is a knife
Randomly mix pieces of the Alanis Morissette classic:
- It’s a black fly when you’re already late.
- A traffic jam on your cigarette break
- It’s like 10,000 spoons in your Chardonnay
- It’s a death row pardon when all you need is a knife
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Stream command idea: !irony
Randomly mix pieces of the Alanis Morissette classic:
- It’s a black fly when you’re already late.
- A traffic jam on your cigarette break
- It’s like 10,000 spoons in your Chardonnay
- It’s a death row pardon when all you need is a knife
Randomly mix pieces of the Alanis Morissette classic:
- It’s a black fly when you’re already late.
- A traffic jam on your cigarette break
- It’s like 10,000 spoons in your Chardonnay
- It’s a death row pardon when all you need is a knife
I dislike watching football, but I will be there with a team jersey and novelty beer helmet on and put my phone away to give full undivided attention to any other game that airs during that time slot.
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I dislike watching football, but I will be there with a team jersey and novelty beer helmet on and put my phone away to give full undivided attention to any other game that airs during that time slot.
Excellent. Marjorie Taylor Greene is stepping down, so now MTG can go back to just standing for Magic the Gathering, as the gods intended.
#mtg
#mtg
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Excellent. Marjorie Taylor Greene is stepping down, so now MTG can go back to just standing for Magic the Gathering, as the gods intended.
#mtg
#mtg
Started Grandia for the first time today. So far it’s started slowly, but I have enjoyed poking fun at it!
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Started Grandia for the first time today. So far it’s started slowly, but I have enjoyed poking fun at it!
Reposted by Dairgrenn
Our annual NAMI fundraiser event is underway now through the end of November! All donations are extremely appreciated, but if you're unable to donate we would sincerely appreciate anyone sharing this post to help spread the word! ❤️
donate.nami.org/fundraiser/4...
donate.nami.org/fundraiser/4...
NAMI Do-It-Your-Way
{{MetaTags.description}}
donate.nami.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Our annual NAMI fundraiser event is underway now through the end of November! All donations are extremely appreciated, but if you're unable to donate we would sincerely appreciate anyone sharing this post to help spread the word! ❤️
donate.nami.org/fundraiser/4...
donate.nami.org/fundraiser/4...
Me: Yeah can I get some fire sauce?
Taco Bell: Here is every fire sauce packet in the tri-state area.
Taco Bell: Here is every fire sauce packet in the tri-state area.
September 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me: Yeah can I get some fire sauce?
Taco Bell: Here is every fire sauce packet in the tri-state area.
Taco Bell: Here is every fire sauce packet in the tri-state area.
I’m quite happy to announce that I’ve begun the relaunch of my stream. I’ll be live weekdays from 10am to 1:30pm Mountain time every weekday except Wednesdays.
I’ve also got a new copy of FF9, since last stream my disc decided to crap out. I do hope you’ll come hang out!
www.twitchtv/Dairgrenn
I’ve also got a new copy of FF9, since last stream my disc decided to crap out. I do hope you’ll come hang out!
www.twitchtv/Dairgrenn
www.twitchtv
August 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m quite happy to announce that I’ve begun the relaunch of my stream. I’ll be live weekdays from 10am to 1:30pm Mountain time every weekday except Wednesdays.
I’ve also got a new copy of FF9, since last stream my disc decided to crap out. I do hope you’ll come hang out!
www.twitchtv/Dairgrenn
I’ve also got a new copy of FF9, since last stream my disc decided to crap out. I do hope you’ll come hang out!
www.twitchtv/Dairgrenn
First breakfast at the age of:
9 - Lucky Charms
18 - Pancakes and sausage
30 - Quiche
44 - Ibuprofen
9 - Lucky Charms
18 - Pancakes and sausage
30 - Quiche
44 - Ibuprofen
August 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
First breakfast at the age of:
9 - Lucky Charms
18 - Pancakes and sausage
30 - Quiche
44 - Ibuprofen
9 - Lucky Charms
18 - Pancakes and sausage
30 - Quiche
44 - Ibuprofen
Happy 35th Anniversary, Final Fantasy! When I first popped you into my aunt’s NES, I had no idea what I was doing, but it sparked a curiosity that has lasted decades.
July 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Happy 35th Anniversary, Final Fantasy! When I first popped you into my aunt’s NES, I had no idea what I was doing, but it sparked a curiosity that has lasted decades.
It’s FFxMtG day! I got my haul.
Smells like chocobo! 🥕
Smells like chocobo! 🥕
June 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s FFxMtG day! I got my haul.
Smells like chocobo! 🥕
Smells like chocobo! 🥕
I’m just a love machine, and I won’t work.
May 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m just a love machine, and I won’t work.
4yo: What’s that smell?
Me (freshly showered): Me!
4yo: No, what’s that *good* smell?
Me:
Me (freshly showered): Me!
4yo: No, what’s that *good* smell?
Me:
a baby with a sad look on his face is wearing a purple shirt
ALT: a baby with a sad look on his face is wearing a purple shirt
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
4yo: What’s that smell?
Me (freshly showered): Me!
4yo: No, what’s that *good* smell?
Me:
Me (freshly showered): Me!
4yo: No, what’s that *good* smell?
Me:
And here we have a new game for the Switch 2. Please, take a look at this.
April 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
And here we have a new game for the Switch 2. Please, take a look at this.
For the last 25 years, the advertising campaign for Charmin toilet paper has been based on the joke “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
Nobody talks about this.
Nobody talks about this.
March 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
For the last 25 years, the advertising campaign for Charmin toilet paper has been based on the joke “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
Nobody talks about this.
Nobody talks about this.
Being in your 40s is great. One moment you’re vacuuming, and the next moment you don’t have to anymore because your back physically won’t allow it.
March 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Being in your 40s is great. One moment you’re vacuuming, and the next moment you don’t have to anymore because your back physically won’t allow it.
1965 TV: “It’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?”
2025 YouTube: “You’ve scrolled enough, time to wipe and go back to your life.”
2025 YouTube: “You’ve scrolled enough, time to wipe and go back to your life.”
February 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
1965 TV: “It’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?”
2025 YouTube: “You’ve scrolled enough, time to wipe and go back to your life.”
2025 YouTube: “You’ve scrolled enough, time to wipe and go back to your life.”
Pray we don’t update it any further.
February 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Pray we don’t update it any further.
The King Soopers union is on strike for two weeks. I’m thinking I’ll bring them some pizza and/or donuts.
February 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The King Soopers union is on strike for two weeks. I’m thinking I’ll bring them some pizza and/or donuts.
Are we supposed to feel bad for anthropomorphic food in commercials? Why are some of them like “Whee! Eat me!”, and some of them are like “Whee! I’m food! Oh wait… shit. There’s a kid and I’m breakfast cereal.”
January 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Are we supposed to feel bad for anthropomorphic food in commercials? Why are some of them like “Whee! Eat me!”, and some of them are like “Whee! I’m food! Oh wait… shit. There’s a kid and I’m breakfast cereal.”
If you’d like to fight a bird in a bathrobe that shits hedgehogs, have I got the game for you.
#SecretofMana
#SecretofMana
January 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you’d like to fight a bird in a bathrobe that shits hedgehogs, have I got the game for you.
#SecretofMana
#SecretofMana
Wait, they did what now?
January 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wait, they did what now?
Reposted by Dairgrenn
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
January 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
It’s a little treat for me every time I get a spam text
January 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It’s a little treat for me every time I get a spam text
Just finished explaining to the 4 year old that she couldn’t play The Sims 4 because she didn’t have enough life experience.
January 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just finished explaining to the 4 year old that she couldn’t play The Sims 4 because she didn’t have enough life experience.
2025:
Me, so far:
Me, so far:
a close up of a stuffed animal with a purple light coming out of it 's eyes .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with a purple light coming out of it 's eyes .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
2025:
Me, so far:
Me, so far: