Dahlia Nightshade - Burlesque Performer
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Dahlia Nightshade - Burlesque Performer
@dahlianightshade.bsky.social
Doe-Eyed Diva ✨
Queer Burlesque Performer (she/her) 🌈
Cast member at Diamonds and Pearls 🎭

📍Birmingham, AL
Does “The Subway” by Chappell Roan remind anyone else of “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt given the subway setting and long lost love vibes or is it just me?
August 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How can it be actively raining and the temperature stay the EXACT SAME #ALABAMAISHELL 🔥 🌧️
June 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Less than one week away!
May 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“You were always the one I should’ve waited for
I can’t lose you again, and again, and again and again” 🎶
May 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
How does anyone blow dry their hair from completely wet to dry? I did about 1/8 of a blowout before taking a break to rest my tired arms 😭
April 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
welp, the tariffs have hit the rhinestone market 🥲
April 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
idk where I’m gonna find the patience for the heat and humidity of an Alabama summer in the horror that is 2025
April 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
*as someone who fully cannot sew* how are you even gonna consider applying to drag race in this day and age and then be surprised when they ask you to sew 🤦🏻‍♀️
April 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just wanna trick the streaming app and skip the commercials *one* time
April 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I do not understand how to use this app but I shall continue to share my random thoughts at varying frequencies
April 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
what is BMF even supposed to stand for
April 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I need a lifestyle that lets me lounge in kaftans robes, and other large swaths of luxurious fabric.
April 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Treated myself to sleeping in today just to have a morning #nightmare about missing my flight ✈️ 🤦🏻‍♀️
March 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Until a few days ago, I thought “Anxiety” by Doechii existed separately from the “Somebody That I Used to Know” beat and was just mashed up on TikTok. Then I heard it on the radio. Now I feel ancient for thinking that in the first place and having ANOTHER song from my teen years sampled 🥲
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
March 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Shower the women in your life with love, today and everyday #InternationalWomensDay 💐
March 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
YA YA as the lip sync song on RPDR was EVERYTHING
March 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
There’s nothing like completing a simple task that you’ve been procrastinating for weeks. Like damn, I really could have taken care of that forever ago 🙃
March 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Sick 🤢- Trump administration plans to cut 80,000 employees from Veterans Affairs, according to internal memo apnews.com/article/vete...
Trump administration plans to cut 80,000 employees from Veterans Affairs, according to internal memo
The Department of Veterans Affairs is planning an “aggressive” reorganization that includes cutting 80,000 jobs from the sprawling agency that provides health care for retired military members.
apnews.com
March 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🎶 we’re in the middle of a hostile government takeoverrrrr 🎶
March 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I never have more sass and confidence than the day after plucking my eyebrows. Can’t tell me NOTHIN 😤
March 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Reading about the dancer who held up the sudanese-palestinian flag and was detained and law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges. Charges? Like ok ban from nfl stadiums and maybe Lamar is ticked but it's not a CRIMINAL act. This reaction should scare you.
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Monday thought:
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
February 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Gave this guy a thumbs down on my way to work cause his lights were SO bright and he was riding my ass. Honestly, I think the shame worked better than anger (re: flipping someone off) because he changed lanes 🙌🏻 follow me for more life hacks!!
February 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM