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Julia Wilson
@dadjokeenabler.bsky.social
Ennui burglar
As a human shield?
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My mom just texted me “we need to talk”; need help faking my own death STAT
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Kennedy curse, we need you now.
September 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is the most painful thing I’ve ever had to write: please don’t fire Jimmy Fallon.
September 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I was googling the mist unrelated thing you possibly imagine
September 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wtf is diet tonic water?
September 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The Toxic Avenger? Oh, you mean Renner?
September 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Do You Really Have ADHD Or Is It Just Not Possible To Multitask As Much As Your Employer Expects?
June 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Why do they bother stamping those pretty little floral patterns on toilet paper? Do they know what people are using this stuff for?
May 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Clicked on this too hard and broke my computer :(
April 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Making inroads?
February 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I checked, it’s not Spacey.
December 27, 2024 at 5:30 AM
My Christmas gift from my (millionaire) boss:
December 19, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Why is the waitress asking me if I’m enjoying my order? I’m not going to answer “no” even if I find one of her fingernails in it.
December 12, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Which one of you made this sign necessary?? Show yourself
December 6, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Why does Amazon need so many commercials? I think everyone’s at least heard of them by now.
November 23, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Without downloading any pics where are you mentally
November 19, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Weeks ago I saw a movie poster for a movie where Timothée Chalamet plays Bob Dylan, and I just found out now that it wasn’t a joke
November 9, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Why would Hezbollah do this?
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September 19, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Going to the movies! Not seeing one, just showing up to wedgie anyone buying a ticket for this
September 14, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Cereal’s gone woke!
August 31, 2024 at 1:32 AM
My dog pissed off a bee and it responded by stinging ME
August 14, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Reminder to repost the the most incomprehensible assortment of political memes possible on facebook, in case you ever suddenly become newsworthy for any reason
July 16, 2024 at 5:44 PM