saturn
@dadforplaid.bsky.social
28• he/him • just a silly little fop• edinburgh based artist, archivist, phd in gothic lit student• (pfp and header by my friend jay) 🏳️⚧️
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complaining about being extra sleepy the past year or so and sunny said "twink death"
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
complaining about being extra sleepy the past year or so and sunny said "twink death"
my eye hurts so much lately i should pronably talk to a doctor again
January 10, 2026 at 11:48 AM
my eye hurts so much lately i should pronably talk to a doctor again
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
devasted to miss local events like prev post
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
devasted to miss local events like prev post
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Hi! I'm a playground-sized wooden pirate ship with a thick and sturdy chain (enough to hold up an entire body) reaching across the "deck"
I go by two names though so you can call me deep swimming pool if it's easier
(introduce yourself as what almost killed you)
I go by two names though so you can call me deep swimming pool if it's easier
(introduce yourself as what almost killed you)
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
hi i'm my own hubris despite looking both ways before crossing
hi i'm my own hubris despite looking both ways before crossing
Hello! I’m an actual cliff and a bad bike steer, a motocross rider who didn’t look where he was fucking going, an
Open stage trapdoor with CARPET OVER IT next to a three foot stage block and accidentally piledriving myself
Open stage trapdoor with CARPET OVER IT next to a three foot stage block and accidentally piledriving myself
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Hi! I'm a playground-sized wooden pirate ship with a thick and sturdy chain (enough to hold up an entire body) reaching across the "deck"
I go by two names though so you can call me deep swimming pool if it's easier
(introduce yourself as what almost killed you)
I go by two names though so you can call me deep swimming pool if it's easier
(introduce yourself as what almost killed you)
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Still one of my favorite poems, and a good read for the first day of the year.
January 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Still one of my favorite poems, and a good read for the first day of the year.
i was out dancing until 5 am and i im soreeeee
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
i was out dancing until 5 am and i im soreeeee
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I’ll see yall next year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ll see yall next year ✨
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they would not put up a tree (happy holidays!) #TMA #themagnusarchives
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
they would not put up a tree (happy holidays!) #TMA #themagnusarchives
missing dnd and my party is getting jumped by the mob for trying to seduce someone. sounds about right
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
missing dnd and my party is getting jumped by the mob for trying to seduce someone. sounds about right
getting hit like that akira video thinking about old cringe things i did
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
getting hit like that akira video thinking about old cringe things i did
my dnd party keeps joking that my kenku is "cloaca out" and its killing me
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
my dnd party keeps joking that my kenku is "cloaca out" and its killing me
god i love doing oral histories, just listening to people tell their stories!! its wonderful
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
god i love doing oral histories, just listening to people tell their stories!! its wonderful
sunny and i making the usual "its a polycule" joke but this time IT WAS
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
sunny and i making the usual "its a polycule" joke but this time IT WAS
i love my own ocs way too much
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i love my own ocs way too much
i forgot i did this sketch of knight and alistair
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i forgot i did this sketch of knight and alistair
eepy ink real (i'm drawing the whole party on a long rest)
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
eepy ink real (i'm drawing the whole party on a long rest)
human vox looks like an elias design
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
human vox looks like an elias design
LADS I GOT THE JOB
job interview tomorrow, anxiety high, wish me luck lads
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
LADS I GOT THE JOB
job interview tomorrow, anxiety high, wish me luck lads
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
job interview tomorrow, anxiety high, wish me luck lads