Da Bytch
@dabytch.bsky.social
I have a long history of making bad decisions.
Which explains the abundance of great stories I can tell.
Which explains the abundance of great stories I can tell.
Got to hang out with my son for a bit today.
Brought him 4 boxes of stuff from his grandparents house.
Got 40 pounds of ground beef, an hour of conversation/commiseration and several hugs. Met their newest stockdog, Rollo, who is one buff Border Collie.
A good morning indeed.
Brought him 4 boxes of stuff from his grandparents house.
Got 40 pounds of ground beef, an hour of conversation/commiseration and several hugs. Met their newest stockdog, Rollo, who is one buff Border Collie.
A good morning indeed.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Got to hang out with my son for a bit today.
Brought him 4 boxes of stuff from his grandparents house.
Got 40 pounds of ground beef, an hour of conversation/commiseration and several hugs. Met their newest stockdog, Rollo, who is one buff Border Collie.
A good morning indeed.
Brought him 4 boxes of stuff from his grandparents house.
Got 40 pounds of ground beef, an hour of conversation/commiseration and several hugs. Met their newest stockdog, Rollo, who is one buff Border Collie.
A good morning indeed.
Someday there will be a pill I can take that will allow me to eat gluten w/o consequences.
And I will eat dozens of freshly baked donuts. In one sitting.
Maple bars. Cream filled. Old fashioned. Chocolate cakey ones with sprinkles. Maybe a bear claw.
Just give me the whole display case, tyvm.
And I will eat dozens of freshly baked donuts. In one sitting.
Maple bars. Cream filled. Old fashioned. Chocolate cakey ones with sprinkles. Maybe a bear claw.
Just give me the whole display case, tyvm.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Someday there will be a pill I can take that will allow me to eat gluten w/o consequences.
And I will eat dozens of freshly baked donuts. In one sitting.
Maple bars. Cream filled. Old fashioned. Chocolate cakey ones with sprinkles. Maybe a bear claw.
Just give me the whole display case, tyvm.
And I will eat dozens of freshly baked donuts. In one sitting.
Maple bars. Cream filled. Old fashioned. Chocolate cakey ones with sprinkles. Maybe a bear claw.
Just give me the whole display case, tyvm.
If we still did family holiday dinners, and if InfoWars/OAN idiot SIL and niece were there (idiot bro is dead), it'd seriously be the most fun Thanksgiving ever.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If we still did family holiday dinners, and if InfoWars/OAN idiot SIL and niece were there (idiot bro is dead), it'd seriously be the most fun Thanksgiving ever.
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1. Pinball
2. Books
3. SJ Sharks and Toronto Maple Leafs hockey
4. Summer
5. Long distance train trips
6. Cheap used PS4/5 racing games
7. California
8. Baking yummy treats
9. Cannabis
10. Memories of my glory days
1. Pinball
2. Books
3. SJ Sharks and Toronto Maple Leafs hockey
4. Summer
5. Long distance train trips
6. Cheap used PS4/5 racing games
7. California
8. Baking yummy treats
9. Cannabis
10. Memories of my glory days
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1. All things horror
2. Kaiju but especially Godzilla
3. Chicago Bears and Cubs
4. Tokusatsu but esp Kamen Rider
5. Sharks! They're basically puppies
7. Tattoos
8. Writing fiction
9. Movies, particularly sad and weird shit
10. Boobs
1. All things horror
2. Kaiju but especially Godzilla
3. Chicago Bears and Cubs
4. Tokusatsu but esp Kamen Rider
5. Sharks! They're basically puppies
7. Tattoos
8. Writing fiction
9. Movies, particularly sad and weird shit
10. Boobs
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1. Comics
2. Art
3. Movies
4. Video Games
5. Like Ninja Gaiden on my NES
7. But I really love Strider
8. I love cats and dogs
9. But I'm allergic, which I really don't like
10. And you, you're cool. You know which ones you are
1. Comics
2. Art
3. Movies
4. Video Games
5. Like Ninja Gaiden on my NES
7. But I really love Strider
8. I love cats and dogs
9. But I'm allergic, which I really don't like
10. And you, you're cool. You know which ones you are
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1. Pinball
2. Books
3. SJ Sharks and Toronto Maple Leafs hockey
4. Summer
5. Long distance train trips
6. Cheap used PS4/5 racing games
7. California
8. Baking yummy treats
9. Cannabis
10. Memories of my glory days
1. Pinball
2. Books
3. SJ Sharks and Toronto Maple Leafs hockey
4. Summer
5. Long distance train trips
6. Cheap used PS4/5 racing games
7. California
8. Baking yummy treats
9. Cannabis
10. Memories of my glory days
When I have used my words more than once to inform you that handling my shit, your shit, our shit AND 100% of my elderly Mom's shit is way too much mental load for any one person...
Understand that putting yet another thing on me when you could easily handle it may not end the way you envisioned.
Understand that putting yet another thing on me when you could easily handle it may not end the way you envisioned.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When I have used my words more than once to inform you that handling my shit, your shit, our shit AND 100% of my elderly Mom's shit is way too much mental load for any one person...
Understand that putting yet another thing on me when you could easily handle it may not end the way you envisioned.
Understand that putting yet another thing on me when you could easily handle it may not end the way you envisioned.
Once again the Northern Lights were visible here in the Sacramento area. Just a few hours ago.
And once again I had no clue it was going to happen so I missed it.
Heavy sigh.
And once again I had no clue it was going to happen so I missed it.
Heavy sigh.
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Once again the Northern Lights were visible here in the Sacramento area. Just a few hours ago.
And once again I had no clue it was going to happen so I missed it.
Heavy sigh.
And once again I had no clue it was going to happen so I missed it.
Heavy sigh.
Do gamers know how to WRITE a walk through of a small section of a game? And maybe post some screenshots?
Or can they only make videos?
Why oh why must I stop, go back, rewatch, rinse and repeat when I could just scroll up, reread the words and look at the pictures?
Or can they only make videos?
Why oh why must I stop, go back, rewatch, rinse and repeat when I could just scroll up, reread the words and look at the pictures?
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Do gamers know how to WRITE a walk through of a small section of a game? And maybe post some screenshots?
Or can they only make videos?
Why oh why must I stop, go back, rewatch, rinse and repeat when I could just scroll up, reread the words and look at the pictures?
Or can they only make videos?
Why oh why must I stop, go back, rewatch, rinse and repeat when I could just scroll up, reread the words and look at the pictures?
Rural living - We have 3 choices for internet. HughesNet (internet at the speed of 1999), AT&Ts new cell based (our cell service sucks ass so guess how good the internet is) or Starlink (fuck Elon).
Getting real close to just paying the trillionaire cuz I'd really love to join the 21st century.
Getting real close to just paying the trillionaire cuz I'd really love to join the 21st century.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Rural living - We have 3 choices for internet. HughesNet (internet at the speed of 1999), AT&Ts new cell based (our cell service sucks ass so guess how good the internet is) or Starlink (fuck Elon).
Getting real close to just paying the trillionaire cuz I'd really love to join the 21st century.
Getting real close to just paying the trillionaire cuz I'd really love to join the 21st century.
I have a question, so I'm gonna ask it here where nobody will see it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I have a question, so I'm gonna ask it here where nobody will see it.
With apologies to the Black community for appropriating these lyrics...
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us.
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
With apologies to the Black community for appropriating these lyrics...
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us.
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us.
Rock climbers can LEGALLY free solo El Cap. This is dangerous. It will traumatize onlookers if they witness a climber falling to their death.
BASE jumpers will get arrested if caught jumping off anything in Yosemite.
If free soloing is legal, why isn't BASE jumping?
BASE jumping is NOT a crime.
BASE jumpers will get arrested if caught jumping off anything in Yosemite.
If free soloing is legal, why isn't BASE jumping?
BASE jumping is NOT a crime.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Rock climbers can LEGALLY free solo El Cap. This is dangerous. It will traumatize onlookers if they witness a climber falling to their death.
BASE jumpers will get arrested if caught jumping off anything in Yosemite.
If free soloing is legal, why isn't BASE jumping?
BASE jumping is NOT a crime.
BASE jumpers will get arrested if caught jumping off anything in Yosemite.
If free soloing is legal, why isn't BASE jumping?
BASE jumping is NOT a crime.
Mom's blood pressure back to normal.
The CT scan they did because she said she's had a stomach ache for the past month wasn't.
Mass in the colon and one on each kidney. They're doing a test that includes a biopsy on the colon today.
2025 can bite me.
The CT scan they did because she said she's had a stomach ache for the past month wasn't.
Mass in the colon and one on each kidney. They're doing a test that includes a biopsy on the colon today.
2025 can bite me.
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Mom's blood pressure back to normal.
The CT scan they did because she said she's had a stomach ache for the past month wasn't.
Mass in the colon and one on each kidney. They're doing a test that includes a biopsy on the colon today.
2025 can bite me.
The CT scan they did because she said she's had a stomach ache for the past month wasn't.
Mass in the colon and one on each kidney. They're doing a test that includes a biopsy on the colon today.
2025 can bite me.
Took Mom to her first appointment with her new primary care yesterday.
Her BP was 220/110. Hypertensive crisis. This is bad.
3+ hours and a couple drugs in the ER and it didn't come down. She got to spend the night.
No news so far, which is good news.
Happy Saturday.
Her BP was 220/110. Hypertensive crisis. This is bad.
3+ hours and a couple drugs in the ER and it didn't come down. She got to spend the night.
No news so far, which is good news.
Happy Saturday.
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Took Mom to her first appointment with her new primary care yesterday.
Her BP was 220/110. Hypertensive crisis. This is bad.
3+ hours and a couple drugs in the ER and it didn't come down. She got to spend the night.
No news so far, which is good news.
Happy Saturday.
Her BP was 220/110. Hypertensive crisis. This is bad.
3+ hours and a couple drugs in the ER and it didn't come down. She got to spend the night.
No news so far, which is good news.
Happy Saturday.
It's listed!
If it's clean, I scrubbed it. If it's white, I painted it. If it looks new, I updated it.
Now someone needs to make an offer we can't refuse (which is pretty much any offer at this point).
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
If it's clean, I scrubbed it. If it's white, I painted it. If it looks new, I updated it.
Now someone needs to make an offer we can't refuse (which is pretty much any offer at this point).
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's listed!
If it's clean, I scrubbed it. If it's white, I painted it. If it looks new, I updated it.
Now someone needs to make an offer we can't refuse (which is pretty much any offer at this point).
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
If it's clean, I scrubbed it. If it's white, I painted it. If it looks new, I updated it.
Now someone needs to make an offer we can't refuse (which is pretty much any offer at this point).
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
Justice transcends race, culture and gender. It doesn’t matter what part of the world you are from or what gender or religion you are, if you’ve done wrong, you deserve to face the consequences for it.
bell hooks opened my eyes to so much.
bell hooks opened my eyes to so much.
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Justice transcends race, culture and gender. It doesn’t matter what part of the world you are from or what gender or religion you are, if you’ve done wrong, you deserve to face the consequences for it.
bell hooks opened my eyes to so much.
bell hooks opened my eyes to so much.
And once again a California state empolyee HR person has f-ed up my health insurance.
Last time it took 3 months & the heads of 2 agencies to fix it.
Luckily I have a 2 month backstock of meds and my neuro is OK with putting off my annual appointment.
Hubby going ballistic at work today.
Last time it took 3 months & the heads of 2 agencies to fix it.
Luckily I have a 2 month backstock of meds and my neuro is OK with putting off my annual appointment.
Hubby going ballistic at work today.
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And once again a California state empolyee HR person has f-ed up my health insurance.
Last time it took 3 months & the heads of 2 agencies to fix it.
Luckily I have a 2 month backstock of meds and my neuro is OK with putting off my annual appointment.
Hubby going ballistic at work today.
Last time it took 3 months & the heads of 2 agencies to fix it.
Luckily I have a 2 month backstock of meds and my neuro is OK with putting off my annual appointment.
Hubby going ballistic at work today.
Mom had no cash last week. Needed eye and nose drops. Couldn't get there with her $100 for November, told her to use the credit card she "forgot" to give me when I asked for all the cards 3 weeks ago.
She spent $80.
This is why I need ALL the plastic and checks.
At least the ATM card is canceled.
She spent $80.
This is why I need ALL the plastic and checks.
At least the ATM card is canceled.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Mom had no cash last week. Needed eye and nose drops. Couldn't get there with her $100 for November, told her to use the credit card she "forgot" to give me when I asked for all the cards 3 weeks ago.
She spent $80.
This is why I need ALL the plastic and checks.
At least the ATM card is canceled.
She spent $80.
This is why I need ALL the plastic and checks.
At least the ATM card is canceled.
But was he as bad as Vance is?
As far as we know, he was able to see a couch without having lustful thoughts.
As far as we know, he was able to see a couch without having lustful thoughts.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
But was he as bad as Vance is?
As far as we know, he was able to see a couch without having lustful thoughts.
As far as we know, he was able to see a couch without having lustful thoughts.
I'm going to vote today.
I do not want to mail my ballot. Love our postmaster, don't trust the USPS.
I have to drive 25 miles one way to drop it off or vote in person. That's $8 in gas round trip.
I have to pay money to vote in person.
I live in California.
I do not want to mail my ballot. Love our postmaster, don't trust the USPS.
I have to drive 25 miles one way to drop it off or vote in person. That's $8 in gas round trip.
I have to pay money to vote in person.
I live in California.
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm going to vote today.
I do not want to mail my ballot. Love our postmaster, don't trust the USPS.
I have to drive 25 miles one way to drop it off or vote in person. That's $8 in gas round trip.
I have to pay money to vote in person.
I live in California.
I do not want to mail my ballot. Love our postmaster, don't trust the USPS.
I have to drive 25 miles one way to drop it off or vote in person. That's $8 in gas round trip.
I have to pay money to vote in person.
I live in California.
Today the house will be ready for the listing photos to be taken tomorrow.
New cook top may or may not be hooked up, but it will be installed and look amazing.
100% of the stuff may or may not be moved out, but what's left will be in a closet or in the shed.
And tomorrow...
New cook top may or may not be hooked up, but it will be installed and look amazing.
100% of the stuff may or may not be moved out, but what's left will be in a closet or in the shed.
And tomorrow...
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Today the house will be ready for the listing photos to be taken tomorrow.
New cook top may or may not be hooked up, but it will be installed and look amazing.
100% of the stuff may or may not be moved out, but what's left will be in a closet or in the shed.
And tomorrow...
New cook top may or may not be hooked up, but it will be installed and look amazing.
100% of the stuff may or may not be moved out, but what's left will be in a closet or in the shed.
And tomorrow...
I haven't watched baseball in decades.
I'd love to root for the Canada team right now cuz, well, you know, but Dad was a lifelong Dodgers fan.
It'd be pretty cool for his team to win the series this year.
Go Dodgers.
I'd love to root for the Canada team right now cuz, well, you know, but Dad was a lifelong Dodgers fan.
It'd be pretty cool for his team to win the series this year.
Go Dodgers.
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I haven't watched baseball in decades.
I'd love to root for the Canada team right now cuz, well, you know, but Dad was a lifelong Dodgers fan.
It'd be pretty cool for his team to win the series this year.
Go Dodgers.
I'd love to root for the Canada team right now cuz, well, you know, but Dad was a lifelong Dodgers fan.
It'd be pretty cool for his team to win the series this year.
Go Dodgers.
Ten percent of households in the congressional district I live in receive SNAP benefits.
That's households, not population.
Half of those have kids, disabled and people over 60 in them.
Tomorrow they won't have grocery money, and Rep. Mcclintock will have a steak for dinner.
Fuck him.
That's households, not population.
Half of those have kids, disabled and people over 60 in them.
Tomorrow they won't have grocery money, and Rep. Mcclintock will have a steak for dinner.
Fuck him.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Ten percent of households in the congressional district I live in receive SNAP benefits.
That's households, not population.
Half of those have kids, disabled and people over 60 in them.
Tomorrow they won't have grocery money, and Rep. Mcclintock will have a steak for dinner.
Fuck him.
That's households, not population.
Half of those have kids, disabled and people over 60 in them.
Tomorrow they won't have grocery money, and Rep. Mcclintock will have a steak for dinner.
Fuck him.
Small local banks are the best.
Had to go into the branch to dispute a charge & change some stuff on Mom's account.
As soon as they saw her name on the account, they asked how she's doing, understood why I needed the changes and answered questions I didn't know I needed the answers to.
Had to go into the branch to dispute a charge & change some stuff on Mom's account.
As soon as they saw her name on the account, they asked how she's doing, understood why I needed the changes and answered questions I didn't know I needed the answers to.
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Small local banks are the best.
Had to go into the branch to dispute a charge & change some stuff on Mom's account.
As soon as they saw her name on the account, they asked how she's doing, understood why I needed the changes and answered questions I didn't know I needed the answers to.
Had to go into the branch to dispute a charge & change some stuff on Mom's account.
As soon as they saw her name on the account, they asked how she's doing, understood why I needed the changes and answered questions I didn't know I needed the answers to.
Whoever is texting telling me that I haven't voted yet -
I make my schedule, not you (whoever you are, you didn't tell me that information).
I'll vote when I have five minutes of brain power available. And I'm home.
Time to change the phone number I guess.
I make my schedule, not you (whoever you are, you didn't tell me that information).
I'll vote when I have five minutes of brain power available. And I'm home.
Time to change the phone number I guess.
October 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Whoever is texting telling me that I haven't voted yet -
I make my schedule, not you (whoever you are, you didn't tell me that information).
I'll vote when I have five minutes of brain power available. And I'm home.
Time to change the phone number I guess.
I make my schedule, not you (whoever you are, you didn't tell me that information).
I'll vote when I have five minutes of brain power available. And I'm home.
Time to change the phone number I guess.
A 2x4 is not 2" by 4".
All door handles will not fit all door holes.
Longer screws are needed for drawer pulls than for cabinet pulls. But you have to buy the longer screws separately to have the cabinet and drawers match.
And this is how I know men designed all this stuff.
All door handles will not fit all door holes.
Longer screws are needed for drawer pulls than for cabinet pulls. But you have to buy the longer screws separately to have the cabinet and drawers match.
And this is how I know men designed all this stuff.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A 2x4 is not 2" by 4".
All door handles will not fit all door holes.
Longer screws are needed for drawer pulls than for cabinet pulls. But you have to buy the longer screws separately to have the cabinet and drawers match.
And this is how I know men designed all this stuff.
All door handles will not fit all door holes.
Longer screws are needed for drawer pulls than for cabinet pulls. But you have to buy the longer screws separately to have the cabinet and drawers match.
And this is how I know men designed all this stuff.