DaBoys ( devil investigator )™
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I'm going to have a totally normal wedding except in the middle of the ceremony I'm going to roll out a projector and play some wicked fucked up murder footage
July 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I'm going to have a totally normal wedding except in the middle of the ceremony I'm going to roll out a projector and play some wicked fucked up murder footage
Police came to my door because they were looking for "Mr sex" and they shot me 37 times
July 15, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Police came to my door because they were looking for "Mr sex" and they shot me 37 times
Currently in my "swag era" becoming more unsure who I am anymore
July 15, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Currently in my "swag era" becoming more unsure who I am anymore
Only when I'm around
July 13, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Only when I'm around
When vicious fights break out around me I win because I'm so big and strong
When vicious fights break out inside progressive spaces, you may want to ask yourself "who benefits?"
And: "Are the loudest voices who they say they are?"
And: "Are the loudest voices who they say they are?"
July 13, 2024 at 4:12 PM
When vicious fights break out around me I win because I'm so big and strong
What the fuck are the lyrics of American pie even about?
July 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
What the fuck are the lyrics of American pie even about?
Hate capitalism
Shit myself at work today and all my fuckhead boss did was laugh and say "go poo poo boy"
Microcosm of the death of this nation
#capitalism #communism #time4change
Shit myself at work today and all my fuckhead boss did was laugh and say "go poo poo boy"
Microcosm of the death of this nation
#capitalism #communism #time4change
July 13, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Hate capitalism
Shit myself at work today and all my fuckhead boss did was laugh and say "go poo poo boy"
Microcosm of the death of this nation
#capitalism #communism #time4change
Shit myself at work today and all my fuckhead boss did was laugh and say "go poo poo boy"
Microcosm of the death of this nation
#capitalism #communism #time4change
Welcome to big mikes illegal smokes shop where we sell the shit that makes your balls fall off
July 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Welcome to big mikes illegal smokes shop where we sell the shit that makes your balls fall off
Fuck olive garden and their gas station pasta I wouldn't even have sex with that Alfredo
July 13, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Fuck olive garden and their gas station pasta I wouldn't even have sex with that Alfredo
I am not afraid of the Police as I am far too insane to be legally executed
July 13, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I am not afraid of the Police as I am far too insane to be legally executed
I go into a Chinese restaurant with 10 dollars and walk out with a meal that makes blind men see
July 13, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I go into a Chinese restaurant with 10 dollars and walk out with a meal that makes blind men see
I suspect I would be easily corrupted by dark magicks
July 13, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I suspect I would be easily corrupted by dark magicks
In awe at the majesty of these black queens
July 13, 2024 at 3:42 PM
In awe at the majesty of these black queens
Weekend plans: jacking my weenie till I vomit
July 13, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Weekend plans: jacking my weenie till I vomit
I could really fuck a McChicken rn and I mean that literally
July 13, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I could really fuck a McChicken rn and I mean that literally
All up in shorties pocket dimension
July 13, 2024 at 3:38 PM
All up in shorties pocket dimension
Fast cars
Black women
Good ass food
Big rocks
I live this shit
Black women
Good ass food
Big rocks
I live this shit
July 13, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Fast cars
Black women
Good ass food
Big rocks
I live this shit
Black women
Good ass food
Big rocks
I live this shit
I got a Jewish Mexican homie who goes by "Dr Martin Luger Bling"
July 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I got a Jewish Mexican homie who goes by "Dr Martin Luger Bling"
Women with swagger my dms are open
July 13, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Women with swagger my dms are open
How do I serve cunt in a swagged out masculine way?
July 13, 2024 at 3:32 PM
How do I serve cunt in a swagged out masculine way?
Once I download a mod for fallout new Vegas that made all of the prostitutes naked and when they did that 3 second dance animation I busted so hard I went to the hospital and it cost 24,000 dollars because I had no insurance
July 13, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Once I download a mod for fallout new Vegas that made all of the prostitutes naked and when they did that 3 second dance animation I busted so hard I went to the hospital and it cost 24,000 dollars because I had no insurance
How do you think gandalf would react if he found out about me doing self harm and also that I whack off 3 times a day
July 13, 2024 at 3:29 PM
How do you think gandalf would react if he found out about me doing self harm and also that I whack off 3 times a day
I eat raw bacon and slurp it like spaghetti noodles I'm a freak man fr
July 13, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I eat raw bacon and slurp it like spaghetti noodles I'm a freak man fr
Rocket launchers are perfect for horseback (no recoil) as long as the horse is blind and deaf
July 13, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Rocket launchers are perfect for horseback (no recoil) as long as the horse is blind and deaf
My psychosis is worsening I need to drink white monster until I become one
July 13, 2024 at 3:24 PM
My psychosis is worsening I need to drink white monster until I become one