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yes us big accounts know this well
"You're a big account, so you have a duty to ..."
Look, at some level, I get that.
But also ... I didn't run for the office of Big Account with a promise to you, the Bluesky voter, to deliver on certain issues.
I just logged onto the same site you did, made some posts, and people followed me.
Look, at some level, I get that.
But also ... I didn't run for the office of Big Account with a promise to you, the Bluesky voter, to deliver on certain issues.
I just logged onto the same site you did, made some posts, and people followed me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
yes us big accounts know this well
paris lawson never stumbles over her words it’s amazing
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
paris lawson never stumbles over her words it’s amazing
I just smooshed a twice and an almond joy together and it was so good
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I just smooshed a twice and an almond joy together and it was so good
one time I was watching monday night raw and the rocks theme song hit and my brain thought “I cannot believe this is happening” but that is stupid because that is actually the #1 most likely place for the rock to appear
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
one time I was watching monday night raw and the rocks theme song hit and my brain thought “I cannot believe this is happening” but that is stupid because that is actually the #1 most likely place for the rock to appear
jackass pushed the limits of human creativity to find out how many different types of machines can be engineered to kick you in the nuts
October 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
jackass pushed the limits of human creativity to find out how many different types of machines can be engineered to kick you in the nuts
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social @albabycakes.bsky.social he meant the other ones, not you guys
October 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social @albabycakes.bsky.social he meant the other ones, not you guys
hazelnut is a lyin bitch. that is chocolate.
October 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
hazelnut is a lyin bitch. that is chocolate.
text to image AI… these dorks need the computer to do imagination for them
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
text to image AI… these dorks need the computer to do imagination for them
@albabycakes.bsky.social @andrewschlecht.bsky.social just listened to ur wednesday pod & I would like to submit a nickname:
💀Hot Topic💀
💀Hot Topic💀
October 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@albabycakes.bsky.social @andrewschlecht.bsky.social just listened to ur wednesday pod & I would like to submit a nickname:
💀Hot Topic💀
💀Hot Topic💀
no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be as handsome as jeff van gundy
“What do YOU HAVE? You have NOTHING, you are nothing. You are wickedness, you are jealousy, you are hatred, YOU ARE NOTHING. You can build nothing, produce nothing, create nothing."
September 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be as handsome as jeff van gundy
at the turn of the new millennium mike meyers was gonna make sure you heard his scottish accent no matter what age you were
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
at the turn of the new millennium mike meyers was gonna make sure you heard his scottish accent no matter what age you were
dennys is where the lord goes to eat her fucken breakfast
September 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
dennys is where the lord goes to eat her fucken breakfast
you can tell if a picture is AI or not because they all look like willy wonka the johnny depp version
September 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
you can tell if a picture is AI or not because they all look like willy wonka the johnny depp version
bolognese and chilly are the same
September 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
bolognese and chilly are the same
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restaurants charge extra for guacamole just because they saw the other restaurant get away with it. they don’t actually need that extra $1.99 to function. buncha punks 🖕
July 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
restaurants charge extra for guacamole just because they saw the other restaurant get away with it. they don’t actually need that extra $1.99 to function. buncha punks 🖕
waiting for my DAD!
July 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
waiting for my DAD!
the group chat need to shut the fuck up, I’m trying to watch matilda on my phone
July 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the group chat need to shut the fuck up, I’m trying to watch matilda on my phone
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STOP TRYING TO LOOK LIKE JEFF VAN GUNDY
Stephen Miller Informed Wife Will Be Working Late On Baby For Elon Again
July 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
STOP TRYING TO LOOK LIKE JEFF VAN GUNDY
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Lion King Jacket
1994 SEARS Canada
1994 SEARS Canada
July 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Lion King Jacket
1994 SEARS Canada
1994 SEARS Canada
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when i was younger i could never understand how people enjoyed sports and would lose their shit and go apeshit when their favorite team did something crazy until i got into competitive super smash bros melee and then i immediately understood sports people
June 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
when i was younger i could never understand how people enjoyed sports and would lose their shit and go apeshit when their favorite team did something crazy until i got into competitive super smash bros melee and then i immediately understood sports people
unfortunately the thunder have MARV and NARV
June 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
unfortunately the thunder have MARV and NARV