Cyrus Mortazavi
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Cyrus Mortazavi
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DINKWAD content creator: comics, illustrations, essays, podcasts, TTRPG. Sports and geek pop culture fan.

Tags: #YNWA #Sounders

🎙️: fullofsoundandfury.com
🏪: greatswordstudios.bigcartel.com
💼: greatswordstudios.com
This is rough to read as a #Sounders fan after our first round exit.
The woodwork seems to hate LAFC.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It is currently 11:53 AM in the #PNW. The sun will set in approximately four minutes ago.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Squad looking fairly fit for #LIVNFO at least. Let’s gooooooo! #YNWA
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November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Amazon’s #TheMightyNein is everything I was hoping #TheLegendofVoxMachina would be.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Apple … these are the best voices you could get to call #MINvSEA??
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November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
As an adult, I’ve been surprised to discover that approximately 6% of my time can be categorized as “mirepoix production.”
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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All of these people who are pissed off at Trump and hate his guts and willing to vote for any Dem probably should have done that a year ago lol
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Connor Fucking Bradley. #LIVRMA #YNWA
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November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Henry Cavill and Madison Ivy have a moral imperative to mate and produce a dynasty of gorgeous geeks to preside over humanity.
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November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I made some S-tier blueberry pancakes this morning. #Fallback for the win.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Congratulations to the team with the second highest payroll on their World Series victory!
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November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Oh good: we’re starting Szobo over Wirtz at CAM. That always works … 🫠 #LIVAVL #YNWA
November 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
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December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Define ‘Perfect Ending’
October 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If you see this, post the 4 mutants who have always been your favorite since you first got into X-Men:
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Real talk: I could give two shits about baseball … but that win meant everything to this city. Next up: the Blue Jays and their notoriously shitty fans.
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October 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
#Peacemaker Season 2 was pretty enjoyable but holy crap, was it stretched out! Take all the musical numbers out and you’re left with like five episodes of story tops.
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October 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Big sports Saturday for me. First match resulted in a devastating last minute defeat. Can my teams go 0-3 today?? Stay tuned!
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October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Corrected the poster
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
#CRYLIV 44’: Credit where it’s due: Palace came to play today. #YNWA
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September 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good … but if this is the most significant sanction Israel is facing, what the hell are we actually doing?
Good chance of Israel being suspended from the Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) this week. This move would have devastating implications for Israeli football, and would be the most significant move of cultural sanction against Israel in decades.
September 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I guess plan your vacations accordingly. (I’m going to miss you, Walt Disney World)
IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
September 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
#LIVATM 12’: “That ain’t a fookin’ foul, ya tit!” 😂😂😂 #YNWA
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September 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“A riot is the language of the unheard.”

- Martin Luther King JR
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM