Cynicaltuba (They/Them)
@cynicaltuba.bsky.social
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Artist, Writer, VTM player, 35
Cryptozoologists have yet to identify me. Brighton based menace to society
Artist, Writer, VTM player, 35
Cryptozoologists have yet to identify me. Brighton based menace to society
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🍄Interest/ Get to know me post 🍄
- Chronic migraine haver
- Gluten intolerant
- VTM
- Drawing
- Ocs
- Creative Writing
- KCD / KCD2
- Norse fantasy
- EldenRing
- RDR2
- Cowboys
- Medieval History
- Historical fiction
- Exploring
I suppose that's it for now! I Can always update it later
- Chronic migraine haver
- Gluten intolerant
- VTM
- Drawing
- Ocs
- Creative Writing
- KCD / KCD2
- Norse fantasy
- EldenRing
- RDR2
- Cowboys
- Medieval History
- Historical fiction
- Exploring
I suppose that's it for now! I Can always update it later
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
My only complaint of bloodlines2 is actually that the dialogue options are not verbatim to what you will actually say.
Gonna bring out this old reference because it's still relevant:
youtube.com/shorts/cUGi-...
Gonna bring out this old reference because it's still relevant:
youtube.com/shorts/cUGi-...
When a video game dialogue option is way more aggressive than you anticipated
YouTube video by ProZD
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November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My only complaint of bloodlines2 is actually that the dialogue options are not verbatim to what you will actually say.
Gonna bring out this old reference because it's still relevant:
youtube.com/shorts/cUGi-...
Gonna bring out this old reference because it's still relevant:
youtube.com/shorts/cUGi-...
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the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now
Natanel canonically keeps trying to run from the plot in this season's Chronicle.
#vtm #vampirethemasquerade #salubri
#vtm #vampirethemasquerade #salubri
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Natanel canonically keeps trying to run from the plot in this season's Chronicle.
#vtm #vampirethemasquerade #salubri
#vtm #vampirethemasquerade #salubri
Desperate to not interact with the bloodlines2 fandom because I haven't finished the story yet. Can't have spoilers pop up on my Algorithm! (;ŏ﹏ŏ) (・_・;)
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Desperate to not interact with the bloodlines2 fandom because I haven't finished the story yet. Can't have spoilers pop up on my Algorithm! (;ŏ﹏ŏ) (・_・;)
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Working on a lengthy N*FW piece that happened in our VTM dark ages game and lordy.
I've forgotten how tongues work.
Also dress clothing folds.
Screaming in agony at this
I've forgotten how tongues work.
Also dress clothing folds.
Screaming in agony at this
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Working on a lengthy N*FW piece that happened in our VTM dark ages game and lordy.
I've forgotten how tongues work.
Also dress clothing folds.
Screaming in agony at this
I've forgotten how tongues work.
Also dress clothing folds.
Screaming in agony at this
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🎉AYOOOO NEW COMIC 🎉
Here's the first look at "The Crown, the Blade, the Heart" a romantasy AU about my faves 🤲🏻✨
If you like MMF throuples, palace politics and magic you don't wanna miss this one 👀👑⚔️❤️🔥
Out now on @filthyfigments.bsky.social 🔞
🔗 www.filthyfigments.com
Here's the first look at "The Crown, the Blade, the Heart" a romantasy AU about my faves 🤲🏻✨
If you like MMF throuples, palace politics and magic you don't wanna miss this one 👀👑⚔️❤️🔥
Out now on @filthyfigments.bsky.social 🔞
🔗 www.filthyfigments.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
🎉AYOOOO NEW COMIC 🎉
Here's the first look at "The Crown, the Blade, the Heart" a romantasy AU about my faves 🤲🏻✨
If you like MMF throuples, palace politics and magic you don't wanna miss this one 👀👑⚔️❤️🔥
Out now on @filthyfigments.bsky.social 🔞
🔗 www.filthyfigments.com
Here's the first look at "The Crown, the Blade, the Heart" a romantasy AU about my faves 🤲🏻✨
If you like MMF throuples, palace politics and magic you don't wanna miss this one 👀👑⚔️❤️🔥
Out now on @filthyfigments.bsky.social 🔞
🔗 www.filthyfigments.com
Me at every convention rubbing elbows with all of the lovely talented people ♥️♥️♥️
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Me at every convention rubbing elbows with all of the lovely talented people ♥️♥️♥️
I saw this meme and had to redraw with Godwin and Leo. (VTM: Dark ages characters)
#vtm #vtmdarkages #Tzimisce #caitiff
#vtm #vtmdarkages #Tzimisce #caitiff
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I saw this meme and had to redraw with Godwin and Leo. (VTM: Dark ages characters)
#vtm #vtmdarkages #Tzimisce #caitiff
#vtm #vtmdarkages #Tzimisce #caitiff
As a child I used to think very singularly that, older people around me are more educated because they're older! They have had more opportunities to continuously seek out new experiences that expand their bank of knowledge.
I can assure you I'm 35 and this still isn't the case.
I can assure you I'm 35 and this still isn't the case.
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
As a child I used to think very singularly that, older people around me are more educated because they're older! They have had more opportunities to continuously seek out new experiences that expand their bank of knowledge.
I can assure you I'm 35 and this still isn't the case.
I can assure you I'm 35 and this still isn't the case.
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
Was watching a streamer and can someone please explain to me why in bloodlines2, a game about being a vampire, that when you eat a person they turn into blue light and sparkle away?
Is it censorship? In the game about vampires and politics?
Is it censorship? In the game about vampires and politics?
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Was watching a streamer and can someone please explain to me why in bloodlines2, a game about being a vampire, that when you eat a person they turn into blue light and sparkle away?
Is it censorship? In the game about vampires and politics?
Is it censorship? In the game about vampires and politics?
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alt cover for @/rune.fruit 's comic Knightfall
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
alt cover for @/rune.fruit 's comic Knightfall
Yo I got called AI today.
Me: BUSINESS NAME Thank you for holding. How can I help?
Lady:. .. AM I SPEAKING TO A PERSON????
me:.. yeeees???
Lady: GOODNESS I THOUGHT I WAS SPEAKING TO AI.
Me: No one has ever said that to me before, I'll be honest..
Lady: YOU NEVER KNOW THESE DAYS.
Me: BUSINESS NAME Thank you for holding. How can I help?
Lady:. .. AM I SPEAKING TO A PERSON????
me:.. yeeees???
Lady: GOODNESS I THOUGHT I WAS SPEAKING TO AI.
Me: No one has ever said that to me before, I'll be honest..
Lady: YOU NEVER KNOW THESE DAYS.
October 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Yo I got called AI today.
Me: BUSINESS NAME Thank you for holding. How can I help?
Lady:. .. AM I SPEAKING TO A PERSON????
me:.. yeeees???
Lady: GOODNESS I THOUGHT I WAS SPEAKING TO AI.
Me: No one has ever said that to me before, I'll be honest..
Lady: YOU NEVER KNOW THESE DAYS.
Me: BUSINESS NAME Thank you for holding. How can I help?
Lady:. .. AM I SPEAKING TO A PERSON????
me:.. yeeees???
Lady: GOODNESS I THOUGHT I WAS SPEAKING TO AI.
Me: No one has ever said that to me before, I'll be honest..
Lady: YOU NEVER KNOW THESE DAYS.
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Human artist - use one piece to convince other humans to follow you~! 💖🌹
A commission I'm very proud of!
(Leo belongs to @cynicaltuba.bsky.social and Emir belongs to @urbanknightart.bsky.social !)
A commission I'm very proud of!
(Leo belongs to @cynicaltuba.bsky.social and Emir belongs to @urbanknightart.bsky.social !)
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Human artist - use one piece to convince other humans to follow you~! 💖🌹
A commission I'm very proud of!
(Leo belongs to @cynicaltuba.bsky.social and Emir belongs to @urbanknightart.bsky.social !)
A commission I'm very proud of!
(Leo belongs to @cynicaltuba.bsky.social and Emir belongs to @urbanknightart.bsky.social !)
Listen to ourselves, please. Please. I beg you Humanity, we're starting to embarrass ourselves.
October 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Listen to ourselves, please. Please. I beg you Humanity, we're starting to embarrass ourselves.
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My painting DISTANT BEAUTY.
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My painting DISTANT BEAUTY.
You ever look at foods and wonder what guy discovered it?
Who the fuck discovered that only certain parts of the rhubarb would kill you, and it kills you if you don't cook it right?
I'm sure there are others I can't bring to mind...
Who the fuck discovered that only certain parts of the rhubarb would kill you, and it kills you if you don't cook it right?
I'm sure there are others I can't bring to mind...
October 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
You ever look at foods and wonder what guy discovered it?
Who the fuck discovered that only certain parts of the rhubarb would kill you, and it kills you if you don't cook it right?
I'm sure there are others I can't bring to mind...
Who the fuck discovered that only certain parts of the rhubarb would kill you, and it kills you if you don't cook it right?
I'm sure there are others I can't bring to mind...
If you post your OCs you damn well bet I'm going to ask about their lore.
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If you post your OCs you damn well bet I'm going to ask about their lore.
My VTM coterie is traveling the world (literally) so I'm like, wow I could be productive and work on my novel...
Or I could finish Cyberpunk2077
Guess which one I've been doing 👁️👁️
Or I could finish Cyberpunk2077
Guess which one I've been doing 👁️👁️
October 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My VTM coterie is traveling the world (literally) so I'm like, wow I could be productive and work on my novel...
Or I could finish Cyberpunk2077
Guess which one I've been doing 👁️👁️
Or I could finish Cyberpunk2077
Guess which one I've been doing 👁️👁️