Bree
@cyberellewoods.bsky.social
professional daydreamer | security operations enthusiast | infosec | (k)now (p)lan (i)mprove
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Things are goin great!
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February 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Things are goin great!
Once I realized everyone doesn’t say “yall”, I knew I was country ah.
January 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Once I realized everyone doesn’t say “yall”, I knew I was country ah.
Feast, like the king you are.
January 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Feast, like the king you are.
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Peet’s: happy birthday! Here’s a reward for a free coffee, just use it within the next two weeks; we love you!!!
Starbucks: here’s a birthday coffee black no sugar and you MUST come in on your birthday at the EXACT moment you were born or else it is null and void and we will throw it in your face.
Starbucks: here’s a birthday coffee black no sugar and you MUST come in on your birthday at the EXACT moment you were born or else it is null and void and we will throw it in your face.
December 27, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Peet’s: happy birthday! Here’s a reward for a free coffee, just use it within the next two weeks; we love you!!!
Starbucks: here’s a birthday coffee black no sugar and you MUST come in on your birthday at the EXACT moment you were born or else it is null and void and we will throw it in your face.
Starbucks: here’s a birthday coffee black no sugar and you MUST come in on your birthday at the EXACT moment you were born or else it is null and void and we will throw it in your face.
I like a little pressure.
December 26, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I like a little pressure.
If you get a DM of someone asking to paint/draw you it’s a hacker, babe.
I hope this helps. :)
I hope this helps. :)
December 21, 2024 at 9:11 PM
If you get a DM of someone asking to paint/draw you it’s a hacker, babe.
I hope this helps. :)
I hope this helps. :)
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.
December 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results.
Dear Brain,
Don’t wake me up @ 1a.
I have to be up @ 5a.
Thank you.
Don’t wake me up @ 1a.
I have to be up @ 5a.
Thank you.
December 18, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Dear Brain,
Don’t wake me up @ 1a.
I have to be up @ 5a.
Thank you.
Don’t wake me up @ 1a.
I have to be up @ 5a.
Thank you.
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please, steal my content, inherit my ancient curse and free my bloodline at last
December 17, 2024 at 3:20 PM
please, steal my content, inherit my ancient curse and free my bloodline at last
If you answer to quickly, it seems rehearsed.
If you answer too slowly, you seem unsure.
If you answer too slowly, you seem unsure.
December 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
If you answer to quickly, it seems rehearsed.
If you answer too slowly, you seem unsure.
If you answer too slowly, you seem unsure.
It’s like being the ruler of Fairy World in the Fairly Oddparents lol. You’re just as capable of magic, but let me check Da’ Rules book. 😂
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
It’s like being the ruler of Fairy World in the Fairly Oddparents lol. You’re just as capable of magic, but let me check Da’ Rules book. 😂
I love the “boring” side of tech. It is not boring to me at all, but I see how hands on network innovators look at infosec uninterestedly. Fortunately, I find policies, compliance, and control fascinating lol.
December 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I love the “boring” side of tech. It is not boring to me at all, but I see how hands on network innovators look at infosec uninterestedly. Fortunately, I find policies, compliance, and control fascinating lol.
The mall. I used to love how the mall would smell like a mixture of all the stores.
What’s a random smell you love that most people don’t talk about?
Mines is the airport 😂. It’s like the scent of freedom and excitement, knowing I’m leaving where I am and heading somewhere better!
Mines is the airport 😂. It’s like the scent of freedom and excitement, knowing I’m leaving where I am and heading somewhere better!
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December 14, 2024 at 11:31 AM
The mall. I used to love how the mall would smell like a mixture of all the stores.
Once it becomes too accessible, it loses credibility.
December 14, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Once it becomes too accessible, it loses credibility.
I’m noticinggg secretly, discreetly, and lowkey… certifications are slowly no longer a qualification.
They’re nice! But not necessary. Which is a total 180 in CS.
Degrees are making its way back to focus.
They’re nice! But not necessary. Which is a total 180 in CS.
Degrees are making its way back to focus.
December 14, 2024 at 11:27 AM
I’m noticinggg secretly, discreetly, and lowkey… certifications are slowly no longer a qualification.
They’re nice! But not necessary. Which is a total 180 in CS.
Degrees are making its way back to focus.
They’re nice! But not necessary. Which is a total 180 in CS.
Degrees are making its way back to focus.
Cantaloupe and her little uninvited friend Honeydew? Can always get the boot.
since we bashing nasty fruits let’s also bring grapefruit into the convo shit is horrible and shouldn’t be grown burn it DOWN
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December 12, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Cantaloupe and her little uninvited friend Honeydew? Can always get the boot.
Is anyone watching #thelaterdaters ?
December 10, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Is anyone watching #thelaterdaters ?
The assumption is always scarier than the truth.
December 10, 2024 at 1:50 AM
The assumption is always scarier than the truth.
Cold weather doesn’t bother me. It’s the snow that’s the problem. The snow is what I don’t like.
December 7, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Cold weather doesn’t bother me. It’s the snow that’s the problem. The snow is what I don’t like.
4am gym workouts are the best on Saturdays. I feel like it’s the only day you can do that successfully.
December 7, 2024 at 12:06 PM
4am gym workouts are the best on Saturdays. I feel like it’s the only day you can do that successfully.