Victor Stone
@cybercoded.bsky.social
CYBORG — Dismantle me? I’d like to see you try.
Pinned
… [And what’s on the fourth day.]
[Gulp.]
Yes, sir. I will on my best behaviour.
[FOR THREE DAYS.]
Yes, sir. I will on my best behaviour.
[FOR THREE DAYS.]
[Giving him a firm pat on the shoulder.]
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
… [And what’s on the fourth day.]
[Giving him a firm pat on the shoulder.]
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
I love you, man.
When’s the last time you ever seen a snot wiping up snot—
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
[Giving him a firm pat on the shoulder.]
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
When’s the last time you ever seen a snot wiping up snot—
You can change nappies, wipe up vomit and snot, etc etc.
Pause.
Are you suuuuure you wanna trust your baby to me—
Are you suuuuure you wanna trust your baby to me—
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
When’s the last time you ever seen a snot wiping up snot—
YOOOOOO?
[Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]
[Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
YOOOOOO?
[Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]
[Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]
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Reposted by Victor Stone
WHT THE HELL HAPPENED
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
WHT THE HELL HAPPENED
?
[LONG DRAWN-OUT MOANING NOISES-]
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
?
Clearly, it’s for Beast Boy.
The Titan Tower doggy door isn't for him, obviously.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Clearly, it’s for Beast Boy.
[A long… sigh as he runs a hand down his face.]
Okay, first of all, I didn't break into your system.
Second of all, you really need to make sure your windows are locked when the sun sets.
Second of all, you really need to make sure your windows are locked when the sun sets.
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
[A long… sigh as he runs a hand down his face.]
Note to self: Recalibrate Tower security on Monday.
This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.
This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Note to self: Recalibrate Tower security on Monday.
This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.
This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.
CAN PEOPLE JUST STOP MESSIN’ WITH MY SYSTEM?
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
CAN PEOPLE JUST STOP MESSIN’ WITH MY SYSTEM?
I RESENT THIS STATEMENT.
Babe, that implies it had a security system in the first place. ~
It seems the Tower security is in need of another upgrade.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I RESENT THIS STATEMENT.
[Shoots a look at the camera.] I think we better do a change-up on the sched this week.
Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]
Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
[Shoots a look at the camera.] I think we better do a change-up on the sched this week.
Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]
Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]
Crap. Time to vacate the Tower.
It’s laundry day, I think
[Louder sniffing and almost turns green, himself.] WHAT THE— WHO STANK UP THE TOWER?!
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Crap. Time to vacate the Tower.
[And this is how they let the day pass. Fan blowing directly in front of Cyborg to cool down the sweat. Sitting beside Kori as they watch another horror Didney remake where Pooh turns killer.]
[Splayed upside down on the couch, mindlessly watching the TV as she finishes her ice cream.
This time, she’s being mindful of not chewing right through the stick. Was it better to do it this way? It certainly kept it a little longer, that’s for sure.]
This time, she’s being mindful of not chewing right through the stick. Was it better to do it this way? It certainly kept it a little longer, that’s for sure.]
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
[And this is how they let the day pass. Fan blowing directly in front of Cyborg to cool down the sweat. Sitting beside Kori as they watch another horror Didney remake where Pooh turns killer.]
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[Reposts.]
[Films a Tiktok of him getting stranded on the beach.]
POV your “friend” flew you out to a secluded beach in the middle of the atlantic ocean just to confront you 🤨
POV your “friend” flew you out to a secluded beach in the middle of the atlantic ocean just to confront you 🤨
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
[Reposts.]
[Sending a pic to the Titans GC.]
- 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Yall see this?
- 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Somethings up with superboy and bb lmao
- 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Yall see this?
- 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Somethings up with superboy and bb lmao
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
[Sending a pic to the Titans GC.]
- 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Yall see this?
- 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Somethings up with superboy and bb lmao
- 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Yall see this?
- 𝗰𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲: Somethings up with superboy and bb lmao
Kon. If you like the food I cook for you, you’ll learn to share.
…Unless you want the veggie option Tofu Butt makes.
…Unless you want the veggie option Tofu Butt makes.
Vic. You should've arrived first.
And who gave y’all the right to choose an entire fridge compartment? The kitchen’s a shared space!
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Kon. If you like the food I cook for you, you’ll learn to share.
…Unless you want the veggie option Tofu Butt makes.
…Unless you want the veggie option Tofu Butt makes.
And who gave y’all the right to choose an entire fridge compartment? The kitchen’s a shared space!
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
And who gave y’all the right to choose an entire fridge compartment? The kitchen’s a shared space!
[Slowly… closing his eyes, because he did not understand a thing he said.]
Y’know what? Let’s go find your friend Eagly. And fast.
Beast Boy, you’re on Eagly Watch.
Y’know what? Let’s go find your friend Eagly. And fast.
Beast Boy, you’re on Eagly Watch.
My best friend? Oh, he was getting ready to start an orgy. I didn't feel up to it tonight since we just had one yesterday, so I was looking for Eagly to keep me company and watch Fargo.
Are you for real.
…Where’d you last see ‘im.
…Where’d you last see ‘im.
October 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
[Slowly… closing his eyes, because he did not understand a thing he said.]
Y’know what? Let’s go find your friend Eagly. And fast.
Beast Boy, you’re on Eagly Watch.
Y’know what? Let’s go find your friend Eagly. And fast.
Beast Boy, you’re on Eagly Watch.
Man, where do you come up with this stuff…
I’d never turn you into a wifi router, remember that
[Shifting his gaze over to Kon shooting his mouth off in the background.]
I’ll allow it.
I’ll allow it.
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Man, where do you come up with this stuff…
Yep. [He folds his arms across his chest, holding his ground next to a wide-eyed Beast Boy.]
Which is why this is the part where you introduce yourself. Do you usually make a habit of trespassing from the sky?
Which is why this is the part where you introduce yourself. Do you usually make a habit of trespassing from the sky?
[ Takes the palm, steps in, puts both hands on his waist. ]
Aaah. Nice crib. This your place?
Aaah. Nice crib. This your place?
Fine. [Relenting, he opens the window, and stretches out a palm to @the-vindicator.bsky.social.]
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yep. [He folds his arms across his chest, holding his ground next to a wide-eyed Beast Boy.]
Which is why this is the part where you introduce yourself. Do you usually make a habit of trespassing from the sky?
Which is why this is the part where you introduce yourself. Do you usually make a habit of trespassing from the sky?