custard : manager, Chops FC
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Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
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January 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Done and done
I am still absolutely fuming that the "ancient administrator's hat" is one of the special items from animal crossing I haven't managed to get from gullivar in FIVE count em 五 YEARS of play
I think you'll find I feel perfectly normal about my special employee of the month hat, thank YOU very much
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I am still absolutely fuming that the "ancient administrator's hat" is one of the special items from animal crossing I haven't managed to get from gullivar in FIVE count em 五 YEARS of play
shoe or... cybertruck?!
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
shoe or... cybertruck?!
In last night's dream, I bought 3 washing machines in a group with my coworkers, but then realised each washing machine would all be shipped to one persons house instead of one to each of our houses. Woke up with this issue unresolved. What a rubbish dream! Bring back the MANGLE
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
In last night's dream, I bought 3 washing machines in a group with my coworkers, but then realised each washing machine would all be shipped to one persons house instead of one to each of our houses. Woke up with this issue unresolved. What a rubbish dream! Bring back the MANGLE
I think I might need to stop watching after tuning in to watch a plane touch the wheel down and then BOUNCE straight back up and go for another go-around!
That being said if this is relatively normal then this reassures me after my easyjet sudden pull-up experience t'other year. BOING!
That being said if this is relatively normal then this reassures me after my easyjet sudden pull-up experience t'other year. BOING!
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I think I might need to stop watching after tuning in to watch a plane touch the wheel down and then BOUNCE straight back up and go for another go-around!
That being said if this is relatively normal then this reassures me after my easyjet sudden pull-up experience t'other year. BOING!
That being said if this is relatively normal then this reassures me after my easyjet sudden pull-up experience t'other year. BOING!
Boots: 10/10
Booty: with all my love to wumuti, too miniscule to be identified
Apologies wumuti I think I have your share of butt. Wouldn't it be nice to ever wear a skirt and it not ride up a million inches in the rear due to the power of spooky bigbums. BRB just phoning my therapist
Booty: with all my love to wumuti, too miniscule to be identified
Apologies wumuti I think I have your share of butt. Wouldn't it be nice to ever wear a skirt and it not ride up a million inches in the rear due to the power of spooky bigbums. BRB just phoning my therapist
January 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Boots: 10/10
Booty: with all my love to wumuti, too miniscule to be identified
Apologies wumuti I think I have your share of butt. Wouldn't it be nice to ever wear a skirt and it not ride up a million inches in the rear due to the power of spooky bigbums. BRB just phoning my therapist
Booty: with all my love to wumuti, too miniscule to be identified
Apologies wumuti I think I have your share of butt. Wouldn't it be nice to ever wear a skirt and it not ride up a million inches in the rear due to the power of spooky bigbums. BRB just phoning my therapist
I dremt that I took a new form of transport - a looping ride in a bucket attached to a zip wire which makes a speedy 5 minute journey between New York and Hayes, soundtracked by Andrew WK. Lots of going upside down, but bucket tech makes you not fall out, and causes the speed increase. The future!
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I dremt that I took a new form of transport - a looping ride in a bucket attached to a zip wire which makes a speedy 5 minute journey between New York and Hayes, soundtracked by Andrew WK. Lots of going upside down, but bucket tech makes you not fall out, and causes the speed increase. The future!
Inazuma Eleven talk! Started chronicle mode. So GOOD, despite learning curve being arghhh, and not even winning ONE match yet. Got close and then royal academy equalised on the final whistle. Fewmin I was! They didnt even use emperor penguin! Oh well. Chops FC won the moral victory. #inazuma11
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Inazuma Eleven talk! Started chronicle mode. So GOOD, despite learning curve being arghhh, and not even winning ONE match yet. Got close and then royal academy equalised on the final whistle. Fewmin I was! They didnt even use emperor penguin! Oh well. Chops FC won the moral victory. #inazuma11
Also I'm doing that thing where I gaze, with my heart full, at pictures of the cat on my phone, whilst the actual cat sits juuuust out of sight and very noisily licks himself (probably his bottom)
January 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Also I'm doing that thing where I gaze, with my heart full, at pictures of the cat on my phone, whilst the actual cat sits juuuust out of sight and very noisily licks himself (probably his bottom)
Someone experienced his first snow today! Can't wait for the first reviews to come in!
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Someone experienced his first snow today! Can't wait for the first reviews to come in!
I'm a COOL GUY！
January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I'm a COOL GUY！
Oooooh dearie me! Xlov HYUN has joined the eye in the sky!
He's up in the SKY
He's flying so HIGH
oh my, oh my!!
(going to see the musical in April with @huskyteer.co.uk and I must obtain my fabbest trolley dolly gear)
He's up in the SKY
He's flying so HIGH
oh my, oh my!!
(going to see the musical in April with @huskyteer.co.uk and I must obtain my fabbest trolley dolly gear)
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Oooooh dearie me! Xlov HYUN has joined the eye in the sky!
He's up in the SKY
He's flying so HIGH
oh my, oh my!!
(going to see the musical in April with @huskyteer.co.uk and I must obtain my fabbest trolley dolly gear)
He's up in the SKY
He's flying so HIGH
oh my, oh my!!
(going to see the musical in April with @huskyteer.co.uk and I must obtain my fabbest trolley dolly gear)
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January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Learnt that wumuti likes Diptyque tam dao perfume. I've never been able to take this brand seriously since their toilet paper perfume. Would YOU put the words 'toilette' and 'papier' close together for YOUR expensive scent?
I guess it works for them but it does not spark any olfactory joy for moi
I guess it works for them but it does not spark any olfactory joy for moi
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Learnt that wumuti likes Diptyque tam dao perfume. I've never been able to take this brand seriously since their toilet paper perfume. Would YOU put the words 'toilette' and 'papier' close together for YOUR expensive scent?
I guess it works for them but it does not spark any olfactory joy for moi
I guess it works for them but it does not spark any olfactory joy for moi
What's in my Bag content!! 2026 is already won. I enjoy that Rui is the empress of sandwich bags, and love that me and Hyun enjoy the same brand of foundation (red tirtir) and therefore are soul mates. I myself use a bag that is probably older than Haru. It's full of biros*
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[ENG] 엑스러브 가방 속 최초 공개 🫣💼 모두를 놀라게 한 가방 속 물건의 정체는? 🤯 | XLOV 왓츠 인 마이 백 | IDOL RADIO UNIVERSE
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January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
What's in my Bag content!! 2026 is already won. I enjoy that Rui is the empress of sandwich bags, and love that me and Hyun enjoy the same brand of foundation (red tirtir) and therefore are soul mates. I myself use a bag that is probably older than Haru. It's full of biros*
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New years day! Had a paddle in the sea (feeling just about returned to toes), trod in a big cat poo (thanks Prof) and bought some mini eggs.
For custard is risen!
For custard is risen!
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
New years day! Had a paddle in the sea (feeling just about returned to toes), trod in a big cat poo (thanks Prof) and bought some mini eggs.
For custard is risen!
For custard is risen!
Happy new year everyone!
I achieved my resolution of going on a lime bike in 2025 (admittedly on boxing day 2025), made it to the end of the road before fearing a chiitan incident and did the rest of my journey on foot.
In Soviet Sydenham the lime bikes drive YOU!
I achieved my resolution of going on a lime bike in 2025 (admittedly on boxing day 2025), made it to the end of the road before fearing a chiitan incident and did the rest of my journey on foot.
In Soviet Sydenham the lime bikes drive YOU!
Happy new year
あけましておめでとうございますっ
縁起物なので自転車でそっち行きますねっ
2026年もよろしくお願い奉りますっ
みなさん大好きですっ
あけましておめでとうございますっ
縁起物なので自転車でそっち行きますねっ
2026年もよろしくお願い奉りますっ
みなさん大好きですっ
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy new year everyone!
I achieved my resolution of going on a lime bike in 2025 (admittedly on boxing day 2025), made it to the end of the road before fearing a chiitan incident and did the rest of my journey on foot.
In Soviet Sydenham the lime bikes drive YOU!
I achieved my resolution of going on a lime bike in 2025 (admittedly on boxing day 2025), made it to the end of the road before fearing a chiitan incident and did the rest of my journey on foot.
In Soviet Sydenham the lime bikes drive YOU!
The Prof used SNORE
It was super effective
It was super effective
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Prof used SNORE
It was super effective
It was super effective
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Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.
Boss Valley Santa and Boss Giovanni are out! I declare the festive season open!
Boss Hyun joins the tree this year and I'll be making xlov in santa hats later. Photocards are too big for the tree really but tbh what else am I going to do with them??
Boss Hyun joins the tree this year and I'll be making xlov in santa hats later. Photocards are too big for the tree really but tbh what else am I going to do with them??
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Boss Valley Santa and Boss Giovanni are out! I declare the festive season open!
Boss Hyun joins the tree this year and I'll be making xlov in santa hats later. Photocards are too big for the tree really but tbh what else am I going to do with them??
Boss Hyun joins the tree this year and I'll be making xlov in santa hats later. Photocards are too big for the tree really but tbh what else am I going to do with them??
YouTube seems to have blocked me being able to watch things I've paid for in browser...
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Grrrrrrrrr
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... Are you...
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Grrrrrrrrr
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
YouTube seems to have blocked me being able to watch things I've paid for in browser...
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... Are you...
.. OK over there....
Grrrrrrrrr
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... Are you...
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Grrrrrrrrr
I have obtained a DUCK for the festive season. "Ooh I'll make Cantonese duck!"
Probably got time to try an involved recipe. Found: thewoksoflife.com/chinese-roas...
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"First, get your electric air pump"
A traditional Qing dynasty electric air pump is it? (Umm, UK roast it is then, never mind!)
Probably got time to try an involved recipe. Found: thewoksoflife.com/chinese-roas...
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"First, get your electric air pump"
A traditional Qing dynasty electric air pump is it? (Umm, UK roast it is then, never mind!)
Chinese Roast Duck
Finally, a recipe for those incredible Chinese roast ducks hanging in Chinatown windows! It's the best roast duck we've had—worth the effort!
thewoksoflife.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I have obtained a DUCK for the festive season. "Ooh I'll make Cantonese duck!"
Probably got time to try an involved recipe. Found: thewoksoflife.com/chinese-roas...
....
"First, get your electric air pump"
A traditional Qing dynasty electric air pump is it? (Umm, UK roast it is then, never mind!)
Probably got time to try an involved recipe. Found: thewoksoflife.com/chinese-roas...
....
"First, get your electric air pump"
A traditional Qing dynasty electric air pump is it? (Umm, UK roast it is then, never mind!)
Inazuma Eleven knows what's good!
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Inazuma Eleven knows what's good!
👻 SPOOKY BIGBUMS 🍑
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
👻 SPOOKY BIGBUMS 🍑
Rogue mega evolution battles - the worst! Tedious slog of 'slowly rotating the camera hoping you'll find the target', 'finding it and then wondering why your pokemon isn't targeting' and then a special hyperspace bonus, 'running out of time'. Putting the ZZZZ in pokemon ZA amirite! Zing!!
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Rogue mega evolution battles - the worst! Tedious slog of 'slowly rotating the camera hoping you'll find the target', 'finding it and then wondering why your pokemon isn't targeting' and then a special hyperspace bonus, 'running out of time'. Putting the ZZZZ in pokemon ZA amirite! Zing!!