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Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
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Heeeeeere we go!!
It's the #BPHM8285 RESULTS COUNTDOWN

Because Bluesky threading suXoR I'll be doing these in chunks of 8, As and Bs separate.

The top 8 in each poll go into Pollhalla. The top 4 go into a single-vote Grand Final shootout.

This thread is for the B-SIDES in the

BLACK POP HISTORY 1982-1985 POLL
a freak-a-zoids robots please report to the dance floor poster
ALT: a freak-a-zoids robots please report to the dance floor poster
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
RIP the Show. I enjoy spotting my faves walking off in the group send-off, but couldn't spot XLOV earlier. The chat was going wild. WHERE ARE XLOV? Luckily we can always rely on Boss Wumuti to 👏 take 👏 her 👏moment 👏!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
BTW does anyone else read this gyaru inner arm slap move as, well, um, shall we say a bit... 'shooting range', or is it just me? Like chichi devayne's controversial one shot of adrenaline move. What with this and 'Muti licking up the unknown white powder I mean I'm just saying - what! It's all fine!
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Now I've learnt about aegyosal I see it everywhere. So my next makeup thing to understand is "soap brows" and "powder brows". Literally have never understood eyebrow fashions (THEY'RE JUST EYEBROWS), but am glad I didn't jump in on the plucking them all out thing of the 00s at least. Mild win!
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm here for this artist knee protection! Save #wumutiknees!
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Shut your mithering Show hosts, let XLOV get on with it!
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Smooth flight themed song by LesliE on the Show - well, it's no the High Life, is it? But I like a gentle ease into the kpop sooo we'll allow it! #theshow

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGiC...
The High Life | First Listen
YouTube video by National Theatre of Scotland
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Holger! Is! Right! #gameofwool
Holger is right and he should say it! #gameofwool
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Finally cast my votes, and I will reveal them straightaway! No element of mystery with THIS custard. I had to keep going back going, really? No parking on the dance floor so high? But even on repeated listens to REALLY make sure... the traffic inspector ruled in its favour
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The amount of highlighter they put on Hyun in particular is ridic. I'm going to have to start calling it hyunlighter.

Anyway I actually looked for 'highlighter' myself in the shop yesterday but got *utterly* confused between powders and sticks and sometimes it is a contour or a bronzer so gave up
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lyric of the year from XLOV #dangwatch

I don't think I've ever explained #dangwatch here yet, have i? Yabai ヤバイ
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Thank you to the chemist for being shut, didn't need my prescription anyway*. Instead I now have a mug tree, pickle jar, hefty steel khalbatta and a free pot of topsoil. It'll do...?

*the hilarious joke is that I'm overdue it anyway 😭 researching moving to postal delivery, yes...
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Me and wumuti are listening to xlov and scritti politti today. The soundburger hungers for more tunes. Morrre!
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Meant to post this with a deadline of Monday and post the playlist youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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B-SIDE 10 vote snapshot!

Everything except one track has points (it won its groups too!)

Range is 48-0 - strong spread of points across genres so keep those B-Sides ballots coming!
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Now with embed #thisismyjam

High impact! You've been denied! This b1tch is doing it... MODIFIED!

Aka me on all dancefloor ever

youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
"Modified" Jonny McGovern & Nadya Ginsburg
YouTube video by Jonny McGovern
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Zerobase1 bloke doing it... MODIFIED!!

nothing wrong with that pal, it's the only way I can dance too but... did he just try to unrizz t'rizz???

youtu.be/_XVaImoH6bU?...
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Whee!
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Would love to run a zine making day for our students on World Book Day next year, anyone got any South Yorkshire based people they could recommend?
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hold my unfinished projects I'm going in on #gameofwool (I shall tag so feeel free to mute tag etc)
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
youtube I BEG YOU to provide a setting that plays videos with original audio track first and should we wish to use your horrendous auto-dubbing, we can choose to do so

it's seriously off-putting, it's a jump scare at this point!!
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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LAST CALL for votes on this - you'll have until at least lunchtime UK time tomorrow, we could use another dozen or so to make it respectably in line with the others!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Black Pop 1985 Round 2: B-SIDES
Welcome to the Black Pop History 1982-1985 poll, where we're polling the best Black music of the early 80s to determine the ULTIMATE TRACK of that era. As usual with the Black Pop History polls I've ...
docs.google.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Happy 25th Anniversary to A・RA・SHI! Cool! Soul! #thisismyjam

www.youtube.com/watch?v=evCr...
ARASHI - A・RA・SHI [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by ARASHI
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Today i faced the consequences of Sirs fluffy tummy, ie I found some matted bits on his chest! Oh no! I brushed out two, snipped out two (with horrifically blunt scissors, won't use again, where does one get safe sharp scissors please?!) and he seems to have chewed out two. So! Much! Fluff!
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Never ever not delighted to witness this cat/paper bag interaction!

Topically enough this cat is called SPOOKY. Ooooooh!

#nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #catbutt
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM