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Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
I junked tiktok and def junked the shit bird site. Free the divas!
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I junked tiktok and def junked the shit bird site. Free the divas!
BTW if there are important Diva Moments to review from these lovely people such as in youtube compilation format please let me know. My actual RL job is so busy I have cried a few times today so I am need of great comfort/distraction (as I'm sure everyone can tell from constant posting)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
BTW if there are important Diva Moments to review from these lovely people such as in youtube compilation format please let me know. My actual RL job is so busy I have cried a few times today so I am need of great comfort/distraction (as I'm sure everyone can tell from constant posting)
Yes, beautiful red eyeliner of ghostly murder
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yes, beautiful red eyeliner of ghostly murder
Looking sick is the feature not the bug! I also have a big primary colour red eyeliner that I like a lot. Bought it because of Wen Kexing if you are familiar with Ghost Valley Boss
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Looking sick is the feature not the bug! I also have a big primary colour red eyeliner that I like a lot. Bought it because of Wen Kexing if you are familiar with Ghost Valley Boss
Yah I didn't watch Boys Planet (urghhh boys en masse? I can smell the Lynx from here) so never know who managed to crawl out of that or not, but given Wumuti used it as a recruiting ground I'll have to give it some credit! I also realised I've been confusing AHOF with &TEAM. Oopsie poopsie!
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Yah I didn't watch Boys Planet (urghhh boys en masse? I can smell the Lynx from here) so never know who managed to crawl out of that or not, but given Wumuti used it as a recruiting ground I'll have to give it some credit! I also realised I've been confusing AHOF with &TEAM. Oopsie poopsie!
What colour are your lashes? Mine are very dark so it has to be a strong colour to show. Hilariously enough I found I use the same foundation shade as Wumuti which seems... a bit bonkers, but hey, I'm taking that as we ACTUALLY have a deep and meaningful bond - Wumuti just doesn't know it yet
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What colour are your lashes? Mine are very dark so it has to be a strong colour to show. Hilariously enough I found I use the same foundation shade as Wumuti which seems... a bit bonkers, but hey, I'm taking that as we ACTUALLY have a deep and meaningful bond - Wumuti just doesn't know it yet
I haven't figured out glowy and shiny skin yet. Possibly margarine?
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I haven't figured out glowy and shiny skin yet. Possibly margarine?
In other news - I made a hard-g GIF! That was fun, might make some more in future
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
In other news - I made a hard-g GIF! That was fun, might make some more in future
I'm not sure what it does for me really, but I haven't really bothered with it a lot. Boss 'muti does the eyelash curler/mascara aaaand fake lash shebang, but I draw the line at putting glue near my eyes. Yes all drag queens and 'mutimuti do it fine but I do not trust it
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I'm not sure what it does for me really, but I haven't really bothered with it a lot. Boss 'muti does the eyelash curler/mascara aaaand fake lash shebang, but I draw the line at putting glue near my eyes. Yes all drag queens and 'mutimuti do it fine but I do not trust it
Today my aegyosal pen arrived! But I didn't think of the small fact that I don't actually know what to do with it SO tonight I will look at tutorials of shiny faced childwomen (hm if only there was a word for this!) on t'internet
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Today my aegyosal pen arrived! But I didn't think of the small fact that I don't actually know what to do with it SO tonight I will look at tutorials of shiny faced childwomen (hm if only there was a word for this!) on t'internet
I hear that the whole family LOVES Smiley Culture
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I hear that the whole family LOVES Smiley Culture
And then no mention of intarsia being hard? Or even what it... is?! Luny beyond measure. #gameofwool
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And then no mention of intarsia being hard? Or even what it... is?! Luny beyond measure. #gameofwool
Pretty sure I still twist stitches wrong in yarn overs somehow but I literally never remember which is right or wrong sooooo meh? I don't knit for others anymore! #gameofwool
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pretty sure I still twist stitches wrong in yarn overs somehow but I literally never remember which is right or wrong sooooo meh? I don't knit for others anymore! #gameofwool
"moss stitch is the hardest to get right..."
Ummmmm? It's just offset k1p1 repeats?! Hrrngh?! #gameofwool
Ummmmm? It's just offset k1p1 repeats?! Hrrngh?! #gameofwool
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"moss stitch is the hardest to get right..."
Ummmmm? It's just offset k1p1 repeats?! Hrrngh?! #gameofwool
Ummmmm? It's just offset k1p1 repeats?! Hrrngh?! #gameofwool
It might as well be!
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It might as well be!
I need a freak probably deserved quite higher but with that name it was a push to even put them as high as I did, sorry folks but they'll probably do well enough anyway!
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I need a freak probably deserved quite higher but with that name it was a push to even put them as high as I did, sorry folks but they'll probably do well enough anyway!