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Breathe! Drink up and organise! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024. If you are an old git and stan XLOV, apply here to join Wumuti's Wine Aunties club
I junked tiktok and def junked the shit bird site. Free the divas!
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
BTW if there are important Diva Moments to review from these lovely people such as in youtube compilation format please let me know. My actual RL job is so busy I have cried a few times today so I am need of great comfort/distraction (as I'm sure everyone can tell from constant posting)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yes, beautiful red eyeliner of ghostly murder
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Looking sick is the feature not the bug! I also have a big primary colour red eyeliner that I like a lot. Bought it because of Wen Kexing if you are familiar with Ghost Valley Boss
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yah I didn't watch Boys Planet (urghhh boys en masse? I can smell the Lynx from here) so never know who managed to crawl out of that or not, but given Wumuti used it as a recruiting ground I'll have to give it some credit! I also realised I've been confusing AHOF with &TEAM. Oopsie poopsie!
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What colour are your lashes? Mine are very dark so it has to be a strong colour to show. Hilariously enough I found I use the same foundation shade as Wumuti which seems... a bit bonkers, but hey, I'm taking that as we ACTUALLY have a deep and meaningful bond - Wumuti just doesn't know it yet
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I haven't figured out glowy and shiny skin yet. Possibly margarine?
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In other news - I made a hard-g GIF! That was fun, might make some more in future
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm not sure what it does for me really, but I haven't really bothered with it a lot. Boss 'muti does the eyelash curler/mascara aaaand fake lash shebang, but I draw the line at putting glue near my eyes. Yes all drag queens and 'mutimuti do it fine but I do not trust it
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Today my aegyosal pen arrived! But I didn't think of the small fact that I don't actually know what to do with it SO tonight I will look at tutorials of shiny faced childwomen (hm if only there was a word for this!) on t'internet
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I hear that the whole family LOVES Smiley Culture
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
And then no mention of intarsia being hard? Or even what it... is?! Luny beyond measure. #gameofwool
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Pretty sure I still twist stitches wrong in yarn overs somehow but I literally never remember which is right or wrong sooooo meh? I don't knit for others anymore! #gameofwool
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"moss stitch is the hardest to get right..."

Ummmmm? It's just offset k1p1 repeats?! Hrrngh?! #gameofwool
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It might as well be!
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I need a freak probably deserved quite higher but with that name it was a push to even put them as high as I did, sorry folks but they'll probably do well enough anyway!
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM