Cunnus
@cunnus.bsky.social
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She honkin on my shoo until I mimimimi
September 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
She honkin on my shoo until I mimimimi
Giein it the big ASIMO walk through the town yesterday cause of the ice and I seen some cunt sprinting through the welly like the flash. Well and truly feelin my thirties.
December 5, 2023 at 11:13 AM
Giein it the big ASIMO walk through the town yesterday cause of the ice and I seen some cunt sprinting through the welly like the flash. Well and truly feelin my thirties.
Faerûn to ban all XL Bullywugs by the end of 1492 DR.
November 1, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Faerûn to ban all XL Bullywugs by the end of 1492 DR.
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In honour of the spooky season, I wrote a wee short story about a scary thing that happened to me once in Aberdeen 🎃💨
michaelmphysics.medium.com/the-aberdeen...
michaelmphysics.medium.com/the-aberdeen...
The Aberdeen Hiss
I once had to stay overnight in Aberdeen for work. As an introduction to a spooky story, that’s as bold a first sentence as you can get.
michaelmphysics.medium.com
October 22, 2023 at 5:55 PM
In honour of the spooky season, I wrote a wee short story about a scary thing that happened to me once in Aberdeen 🎃💨
michaelmphysics.medium.com/the-aberdeen...
michaelmphysics.medium.com/the-aberdeen...
Myself and three other friends just spent 2hrs (they were longer) organising our DayZ base. It’s a thing of beauty that’ll last a few days before people start putting things in the wrong place, or we get raided. But damn our armoury looks cool.
October 18, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Myself and three other friends just spent 2hrs (they were longer) organising our DayZ base. It’s a thing of beauty that’ll last a few days before people start putting things in the wrong place, or we get raided. But damn our armoury looks cool.
So I’m doing chaos karaoke with the gang tonight.
Everyone has a number 1-8. We roll a d8 and whoever’s number it lands on has to sing. Then we roll a d20 to see what song it is.
Crit fail means the group decides what song the victim sings. Natty 20 means they pick who sings & what song.
Everyone has a number 1-8. We roll a d8 and whoever’s number it lands on has to sing. Then we roll a d20 to see what song it is.
Crit fail means the group decides what song the victim sings. Natty 20 means they pick who sings & what song.
October 13, 2023 at 3:49 PM
So I’m doing chaos karaoke with the gang tonight.
Everyone has a number 1-8. We roll a d8 and whoever’s number it lands on has to sing. Then we roll a d20 to see what song it is.
Crit fail means the group decides what song the victim sings. Natty 20 means they pick who sings & what song.
Everyone has a number 1-8. We roll a d8 and whoever’s number it lands on has to sing. Then we roll a d20 to see what song it is.
Crit fail means the group decides what song the victim sings. Natty 20 means they pick who sings & what song.
Mind the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry drugs a woman so he can play with her collectible toys, then invites George to do the same, then Elaine ends up doing it and the only person that sees a problem with it is Kramer?
October 12, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Mind the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry drugs a woman so he can play with her collectible toys, then invites George to do the same, then Elaine ends up doing it and the only person that sees a problem with it is Kramer?
“Come on…”
*checks note on my sweaty hand*
“Scoflam!”
*checks note on my sweaty hand*
“Scoflam!”
October 12, 2023 at 8:00 PM
“Come on…”
*checks note on my sweaty hand*
“Scoflam!”
*checks note on my sweaty hand*
“Scoflam!”
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Started my new job today! (Playing Day Z again)
October 8, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Started my new job today! (Playing Day Z again)
The past month I’ve felt like I’ve been in a 90’s sitcom. I spoke to a lass who went to school with someone named ‘Seven’, I’ve met pals in a coffee shop regularly for the first time in ages, a friend used, and was caught, using a disabled toilet, and I just got offered free cable (fire stick).
October 7, 2023 at 11:20 PM
The past month I’ve felt like I’ve been in a 90’s sitcom. I spoke to a lass who went to school with someone named ‘Seven’, I’ve met pals in a coffee shop regularly for the first time in ages, a friend used, and was caught, using a disabled toilet, and I just got offered free cable (fire stick).