Who wants to come over and take care of this weather wolf? 👉👈
Who wants to come over and take care of this weather wolf? 👉👈
Me: Uh... [LOOKS UP AT CEILING]
Doctor: Are...are you counting?
[SLIDES PAPER ACROSS TABLE TO ME]
Me: Uh... [LOOKS UP AT CEILING]
Doctor: Are...are you counting?
[SLIDES PAPER ACROSS TABLE TO ME]
Today's victims: @dawg-pa.ws & @tinkertank.bsky.social
Today's victims: @dawg-pa.ws & @tinkertank.bsky.social
Besides, I'm too adorable to be bullied.
📸 @pepper.snowcat.link
Besides, I'm too adorable to be bullied.
📸 @pepper.snowcat.link
Absolutely fucking bananas
Absolutely fucking bananas
It must be Sunday at FC.
It must be Sunday at FC.
That's why I bring stuff from home and eat my breakfast of champions while these other losers eat Shake Shack
That's why I bring stuff from home and eat my breakfast of champions while these other losers eat Shake Shack
Me:
Me:
FUCK!
Why do I make New Year's Resolutions?
FUCK!
Why do I make New Year's Resolutions?