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@cryptidgirlthing.bsky.social
[ CRYPTID HUMANOID OF THE FEMININE VARIETY. ]
22 :: it/its • she/her ΘΔ :: some people know me as jade

please communicate clearly with me
love helping people make cool websites

the internet is such a cool place
September 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
had such a good time ,,, so happy i got to go out ,,, need to do this more ,,,
August 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
going out w friends !!! so excited !!!
August 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
as of 5/15/25 (MM/DD/YY) i updated my profile — username, banner... everything. my old handle here was @\demidoggirl.bsky.social

if you found me thru twitter my handle there is @\deergirlthing because of the username character limit
May 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
also thought it was time to refresh the profile

planning to use this identity on twitter as well

why do i even mention that hellish bird app i'm surprised i still interact on there
May 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i hope y'all are doing well!! i almost never post here but HI HELLO WORLD
May 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i’ve been late to work every day this week and todays the first day i got here on time… i really need to fix my sleep schedule 😞
January 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
just installed balatro. let’s see what the craze is about
January 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
happy new year! i got plans for this year and i don’t want to back down on them. stay strong and stay safe yall <3
January 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
EVERYTHING WENT GREAT !!!!!!! i’m so HAPPY YIPPEEEEE
going on a date with someone AAAFJFKSJSJ IM SO EXCITED
December 7, 2024 at 8:17 PM
going on a date with someone AAAFJFKSJSJ IM SO EXCITED
December 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM
got my eyebrows done today AND cleaned up my bedroom. i feel so POWERFUL

also scheduled a hair appt for myself. gonna figure out a good hairstyle for myself but more important recolor it. probably gonna do a bluish-green color since i wanna try smth new ^w^
December 6, 2024 at 11:02 PM
snowed bad last night (disgustingly slippery ice the entire drive to work) and didn’t manage my time enough to get to work on time. my time mgmt has been so poor i got written up for showing up too late to work way too much (~15 minutes late) 😭😭 i don’t know what to do anymore i’m so fucked
December 3, 2024 at 11:11 PM
hoping tomorrow is better. gn bluesky
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 AM
update: didn’t get the job. i knew i screwed it up somewhere :(
just had a job interview and i’m so incredibly scared that i butchered it :/ hoping i did alright but i wouldn’t be too surprised if i didn’t ☹️
December 2, 2024 at 9:31 PM
i worked black friday yesterday and i had to be in at 5:30am. it is now saturday and i got out of the first of two post-black-friday, different-stuff-is-on-sale shifts

my brain is so incredibly tapped out, so much so that im slightly concerned something’s wrong w me 🥲
December 1, 2024 at 12:53 AM
so i just read scp-6113

i wish it was real

mental health down the drain this evening :c
November 27, 2024 at 2:27 AM
just had a job interview and i’m so incredibly scared that i butchered it :/ hoping i did alright but i wouldn’t be too surprised if i didn’t ☹️
November 26, 2024 at 9:34 PM
nothing beats having crippling anxiety when being cashed out at a store by someone who looks really pretty 😦 please help i’m losing my mind
November 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM
should have expected this tbh… i can never find music similar to my frequent listens because it’s all unique from the rest of my liked tracks 🫠🫠
November 24, 2024 at 4:49 PM
decided to not use a custom domain name in my username anymore, at least for now. may add one in later but we shall see :3
November 23, 2024 at 12:32 PM
please do this too... or i will start whining and pawing at the door...

🦴 pronouns: she/it
🦴 zodiac: taurus
🦴 smoke: nope
🦴 tattoos: 2
🦴 piercings: 0 (for now, will change later)
🦴 favorite drink: dr pepper or hot chocolate (depending on mood & weather; usually the latter)
now you have to do it or i'll be a sad girl and you don't want to be responsible for that do you 🥺

💿 pronouns: she/her
💿 zodiac: leo
💿 smoke: nope
💿 tattoos: none
💿 piercings: none yet
💿 favourite drink: boba or hot choccie (depending on the weather)
if you read this you have to do it!🤚 (pls)

🔪pronouns: she/they
🔪 zodiac: aquarius
🔪 smoke: stoner
🔪 tattoos: 30 something
🔪 piercings: single on each lobe
🔪 favorite drink: pink monster energy
November 23, 2024 at 4:23 AM
i really need to post more here, please take this image as a token of awesome
November 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Reposted by cryptid girl thing
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November 16, 2024 at 12:18 PM
whenever i’m interacting on bluesky i somehow have less hesitation to post and comment. i’m almost always quadruple-thinking my posts ~~if i even want to make a comment or post in the first place~~ but here i just… don’t over-analyze?
November 16, 2024 at 1:38 PM