Cryptastic
@cryptastic.bsky.social
PNW native, A&P mech, world traveller, mosh pitter, retired Airman, amateur ninja, collaborative gamer, philosophical human, puzzle enthusiast, TTRPG GM/PC, non-smoker, chaotic good atheist.
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Hey so this seems like something more people should be talking about 🤔 🗳️
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December 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hey so this seems like something more people should be talking about 🤔 🗳️
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It's easier to spot total lunacy when you have it in one place.
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's easier to spot total lunacy when you have it in one place.
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Happy Winter Solstice to all!
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy Winter Solstice to all!
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The federal administration is pursuing dangerous offshore drilling plans off of California, the Gulf of Mexico, previously protected waters off of Florida, + Alaska - threatening coastal ecosystems, and local communities. Sign the Surfrider Foundation action alert: go.surfrider.org/stopnewoffsh...
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The federal administration is pursuing dangerous offshore drilling plans off of California, the Gulf of Mexico, previously protected waters off of Florida, + Alaska - threatening coastal ecosystems, and local communities. Sign the Surfrider Foundation action alert: go.surfrider.org/stopnewoffsh...
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LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥
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December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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🇺🇸America's five BEST ideas🇺🇸
5. Abolishing royalty and titles.
4. Public libraries (thank you, Ben Franklin).
3. National parks.
2. We the People (a prerequisite for self-government).
1. The Separation of Church and State.
5. Abolishing royalty and titles.
4. Public libraries (thank you, Ben Franklin).
3. National parks.
2. We the People (a prerequisite for self-government).
1. The Separation of Church and State.
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
🇺🇸America's five BEST ideas🇺🇸
5. Abolishing royalty and titles.
4. Public libraries (thank you, Ben Franklin).
3. National parks.
2. We the People (a prerequisite for self-government).
1. The Separation of Church and State.
5. Abolishing royalty and titles.
4. Public libraries (thank you, Ben Franklin).
3. National parks.
2. We the People (a prerequisite for self-government).
1. The Separation of Church and State.
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
When ol' Yam Tits finally kicks the bucket, I'm going to celebrate with a feast like it's Thanksgiving again.
#ImpeachTrump
#ImprisonBondi
#ImprisonPatel
#ImprisonHegseth
#ImprisonNoem
#ImprisonHoman
#ImprisonWitkoff
#ImprisonVought
#ImprisonRollins
#ImprisonLutnick
#ImprisonBessent
#ImprisonMiller
#ImpeachTrump
#ImprisonBondi
#ImprisonPatel
#ImprisonHegseth
#ImprisonNoem
#ImprisonHoman
#ImprisonWitkoff
#ImprisonVought
#ImprisonRollins
#ImprisonLutnick
#ImprisonBessent
#ImprisonMiller
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
When ol' Yam Tits finally kicks the bucket, I'm going to celebrate with a feast like it's Thanksgiving again.
#ImpeachTrump
#ImprisonBondi
#ImprisonPatel
#ImprisonHegseth
#ImprisonNoem
#ImprisonHoman
#ImprisonWitkoff
#ImprisonVought
#ImprisonRollins
#ImprisonLutnick
#ImprisonBessent
#ImprisonMiller
#ImpeachTrump
#ImprisonBondi
#ImprisonPatel
#ImprisonHegseth
#ImprisonNoem
#ImprisonHoman
#ImprisonWitkoff
#ImprisonVought
#ImprisonRollins
#ImprisonLutnick
#ImprisonBessent
#ImprisonMiller
If the crowds, traffic and empty shelves have worn on you today, consider this holiday hack; (next year) gather your friends and family for the Thanksgiving meal, the week or two prior. It'll eliminate all the chaos and let you focus on charity, football, shopping, or relaxing on the actual holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If the crowds, traffic and empty shelves have worn on you today, consider this holiday hack; (next year) gather your friends and family for the Thanksgiving meal, the week or two prior. It'll eliminate all the chaos and let you focus on charity, football, shopping, or relaxing on the actual holiday.
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We're a couple of weeks out from our Southeast tour supporting Whores. Tickets available:
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November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We're a couple of weeks out from our Southeast tour supporting Whores. Tickets available:
rickshawbilliesburgerpatrol.myshopify.com
rickshawbilliesburgerpatrol.myshopify.com
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Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
The Legend of Zelda has the potential to build a multi-movie franchise showcasing a dark dungeon-delving adventure series (think LotR's Balrog/Gandalf fight thru Moria, but longer).
Will Nintendo avoid the one-off kid-safe comedic route (Minecraft movie) and tank expansion or lean into the rich IP?
Will Nintendo avoid the one-off kid-safe comedic route (Minecraft movie) and tank expansion or lean into the rich IP?
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The Legend of Zelda has the potential to build a multi-movie franchise showcasing a dark dungeon-delving adventure series (think LotR's Balrog/Gandalf fight thru Moria, but longer).
Will Nintendo avoid the one-off kid-safe comedic route (Minecraft movie) and tank expansion or lean into the rich IP?
Will Nintendo avoid the one-off kid-safe comedic route (Minecraft movie) and tank expansion or lean into the rich IP?
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One of 30 pieces of rationality 😁
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
One of 30 pieces of rationality 😁
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Josh Hawley is the most corrupt US Senator Missouri has ever elected.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Josh Hawley is the most corrupt US Senator Missouri has ever elected.
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81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.
The American Constitution is worth supporting and defending. Period.
Thank the real vets that continue to support its defense.
Fuck all fake vets like Ashli Babbitt that defected and any that continue to defile it.
Thank the real vets that continue to support its defense.
Fuck all fake vets like Ashli Babbitt that defected and any that continue to defile it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The American Constitution is worth supporting and defending. Period.
Thank the real vets that continue to support its defense.
Fuck all fake vets like Ashli Babbitt that defected and any that continue to defile it.
Thank the real vets that continue to support its defense.
Fuck all fake vets like Ashli Babbitt that defected and any that continue to defile it.
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Today is Veteran’s Day. We honor those that have served our country. 🇺🇸
Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Today is Veteran’s Day. We honor those that have served our country. 🇺🇸
Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
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We really need a constitutional amendment to limit presidential pardon power even if it is only possible to pass it after Trump’s term. The founders obviously never envisioned any president using it this brazenly and corruptly while remaining impervious to impeachment.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We really need a constitutional amendment to limit presidential pardon power even if it is only possible to pass it after Trump’s term. The founders obviously never envisioned any president using it this brazenly and corruptly while remaining impervious to impeachment.
I'm voting like I'm ready for yam tits and his cabinet to be jailed.
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm voting like I'm ready for yam tits and his cabinet to be jailed.
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I didn't see this until this morning 😂🔥🫳
🎤
What a f'ing embarrassment this regime is.
Mike Waltz United States Ambassador to the United Nations
cut off in middle of UN speech: ‘This is the UN General Assembly, it is not a Signal chat’
🎤
What a f'ing embarrassment this regime is.
Mike Waltz United States Ambassador to the United Nations
cut off in middle of UN speech: ‘This is the UN General Assembly, it is not a Signal chat’
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I didn't see this until this morning 😂🔥🫳
🎤
What a f'ing embarrassment this regime is.
Mike Waltz United States Ambassador to the United Nations
cut off in middle of UN speech: ‘This is the UN General Assembly, it is not a Signal chat’
🎤
What a f'ing embarrassment this regime is.
Mike Waltz United States Ambassador to the United Nations
cut off in middle of UN speech: ‘This is the UN General Assembly, it is not a Signal chat’