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Crying Yob
@cryingyob.bsky.social
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Anything political from any country in the world - please, for the love of gods above, DNI.
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Perpetually beefing with complex tenses in the Language of English
Current fandoms: State smp, LazyTown, Polar Express, LOTR
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Crying Yob @cryingyob.bsky.social · Oct 28
Domestic headcanons! A list of mine (from tumblr):
I might add more as I come up with them~
#writing_prompts #headcanon #original_characters #domestic_headcanons
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Saparata in 2.7:
- stands in line for like 5000 hours
- chats with the canadian cartel
- gets taken to prison by schpood
- get tear-gassed in the cell
- gets out
- throws a snowball at solev
- immediately get executed
All that in barely two hours x)))
September 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Without downloading new pics, describe you gender in one image
March 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Here I thought that the Polar Express' fandom is way to tiny - maaaan, the Langoliers' fandom is NONEXISTENT
March 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I wanna write Gil-Galad whump
I also wanna write Adar x GG AU
Also I wanna finish the (barely started) maxi horror character study-ish slow-burn on Polar Express that has been marinating in my head for several years now
ALSO I have smth unfinished on Major Grom
Why do humans need sleep... :(
March 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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It's been four months and there is STILL. ZERO. GG WHUMP.
Myself it is, sigh
cryingyob.bsky.social Crying Yob @cryingyob.bsky.social · Nov 3
That's it
I'm THIS 🤏 close to writing Gil-Galad whump because there is literally NONE.
WHY.
Must we do all ourselves?! (I say speaking of literal fanfiction lol 🥲)
March 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Lucienne to Morpheus be like:
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I can't wait to finish all the exams stuff and finally get enough brain space to get back to writing!!
I have SO MUCH marinating in my brain buuuut I must think of C# and some maths first, ugh...
(At least I really like what I'm doing, but still, I'm SO ready to be free)
December 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Can we make it?
The final image awaits 👁️
December 17, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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okay OKAY HEAR ME OUT
High King Gil-Galad Queen Clarion
December 3, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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What's your sign?
:>
November 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Show a picture from your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

That would be me 🙃🙂
November 25, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Also:
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Guys, guys (gender-neutral)
We all have daddy issues, all of us, we do
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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I wish people would stop be mean to Celeborn...
November 16, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Love the duality of my feed
November 12, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 12, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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Good to know that me and my phone with her autosuggestions are on the same page lol
"❤", she said hehehehe
November 10, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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#ADAR x #GIL-GALAD AU LEZGOO
Because I cannot keep it in my mind anymore!!
Uruk don't kill Adar, but did injure him bad enough to think he's gone, and Sauron was more arrogant then cautious in that moment to actually make sure. Then Galadriel fights him, then she falls and Sauron leaves with the uruk, then the elves find and save her - but also find Adar as well and decide to take him back to Lindon, as he might be useful in upcoming war. Over some time Adar gets healed, then ✨politics✨ happen - and he would stay in Lindon as a special resident. At first he was expected to be used as a tool against the uruk (which Gil-Galad would have asked of him early on and to which Adar wouldn't agree easily, as all the previous events have, in fact, left his spirit quite broken), but later on more and more of his thousands-years-long-experience would get more and more useful. Himself, he'd be slow to adapt to such drastic changes in his lifestyle and for a long while would feel trapped and out of place - and, of course, cause all sorts of awkward situations around the court. Gil-Galad would deny it even in his mind for as long as he'd be able, but he'll quickly develop a soft spot for his new advisor. At first, while everything had been especially hard for Adar, the main emotion the King felt for him was acute compassion and pity, but as they had more and more conversations, as said conversations got deeper and more personal, as he saw more and more of Adar's character - naturally there bloomed sincere affection. Small things added greatly to these feelings, like Adar having a peculiar sence of humor (him knowing hundreds and thousands of silly jokes accumulated over the years - and never hesitating to recite some, no matter how cheesy), like him not giving two hecks about court etiquette (firstly pretending he just didn't memorize all the rules, but later learning to masterfully dodge the ones he found uncomfortable or unreasonable), and also like the direct and honest way he always interacted with the High King, never fearing to say what he thought or what might be the reaction, easily disagreeing and just as easily taking criticism, never letting Gil-Galad dodge questions just because he's of a higher status - and also never being evasive himself, not even when the topics got heavy and personal. Maybe this was the trait that contributed more than others to High King's complete and utter infatuation with former Father of the Uruk: being seen as a person rather than a figure of power. Before Adar came to his court, he all but forgot how isolated and lonely his position had made him feel over the centuries.
November 10, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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Ehehehehhe
Mulder is 1000% a comfort character, he's both a dork I kin hard and also a my type of dork 😋
November 10, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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okay TWO WORDS:
💅Gil-Galad's corset💅
(Ben Walker said somewhere in the interviews that they had do corset him up for GG because of the posture(??) and now I can't get the idea of High King wearing one under his fancy-shmancy royal garments)
November 10, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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omg bluesky please let me edit my posts 😭 wasn't it finally solved on the Damned Site? I've not been there for a long while and got used for this to be possible practically everywhere, so the habit of proofreading is pretty much gone from my mind, sigh
November 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Okay before I continue with long(ish) writings - HERE'S MY NEW OLD MAN YAOI OBSESSION:
au in which Adar lives and starts to have (diplimatic) relations with Lindon 😏
Him and High King bonding over responsibility and leadership and then learning new things from each other I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Here we go, #SAUBRIMBOR LIVING TOGETHER HCs!!
Part 1/?, because they have to much chemistry to fit it on one post, hehe
🧹Cleaning!🧹
Celebrimbor is messy like his galloping mind. In the smithy he couldn't be bothered with putting instruments back to their places, but he'd always get grumpy if he needs something and can't find it, so over the ages the smiths developed a habit of looking after their master not only professionally, but from the point of organisation as well (Celebrimbor is also stubborn, so everyone has just accepted as a fact that - no, he wouldn't put away his things himself). For those who have been working with him for a long time this has become a part of lifestyle, something that's done automatically and absent-mindedly, but in case of Sauron - oooh, this made his eye twitch even before his grand transformation. As a part of his very nature he desired the world to get neat and organized, even if that's a small bit at a time, and the way that Celebrimbor wouldn't even consider keeping his space in order immediately got on his nerves. Sauron would later often think to himself that he might have tried to compose a sugary speech with hidden scolding, were he in his "Annatar" form from the beginning, however working with Celebrimbor for a little while he invented a passive-aggressive way of fighting this, that was easily doable even by "Halbrand": when any of the smiths would've silently pick up some discarded tool and bring it back to its designated spot, he'd take it and stuff somewhere new. At first this was just somewhere inside of the smithy, so that it wouldn't be suspicious, but as he never got any repercussions this little mischief of his gradually got bolder: other day a pair of scissors would find their way into a flowerpot or fireproof pliers get hight into a chandelier in the dining room, and each time Celebrimbor's reaction was so extremely emotional that Sauron kept doing this even after he came back. The smiths have figured this out at some point, but their master's anger on this matter was, in fact, hilarious and quite entertaining, so Celebrimbor had never found out what was going on.
November 8, 2024 at 8:48 PM