Crusty Vato
@crustyvato.bsky.social
My indoor kid is such an indoor kid they just asked me if it was okay to go outside and play basketball.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My indoor kid is such an indoor kid they just asked me if it was okay to go outside and play basketball.
Golden Slumbers by The Beatles into Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold… #AppleMusic #SmartCrossfade
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Golden Slumbers by The Beatles into Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold… #AppleMusic #SmartCrossfade
Fuck you George Springer, now and forever!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Fuck you George Springer, now and forever!!!!
That was not WBC Ohtani….
November 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That was not WBC Ohtani….
I need WBC Ohtani tonight… #worldseries
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I need WBC Ohtani tonight… #worldseries
Watching #Severance. I spend every episode thinking ‘wtf is going on’. This is normal I’m assuming. Anyways I know nothing but I have my theories and I’m hooked.
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Watching #Severance. I spend every episode thinking ‘wtf is going on’. This is normal I’m assuming. Anyways I know nothing but I have my theories and I’m hooked.
Anyone else love just watching their kids exist?
March 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anyone else love just watching their kids exist?
I’m getting real tired of these “once in a lifetime” events happening in my lifetime. The world is fucked as it is now we’re gonna be hit with an asteroid?! FOH!
February 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m getting real tired of these “once in a lifetime” events happening in my lifetime. The world is fucked as it is now we’re gonna be hit with an asteroid?! FOH!
“Dannnnggggg the chiefs are selling!” - my 9yo.
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“Dannnnggggg the chiefs are selling!” - my 9yo.
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Lesson from this first half: don’t say it’s an honor to have a dictator in the audience or karma will get you.
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Lesson from this first half: don’t say it’s an honor to have a dictator in the audience or karma will get you.
Saying the commercials are subpar is being generous.
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Saying the commercials are subpar is being generous.
Crazy that as good as Tom Brady was at playing football, he’s that bad at calling foot ball games.
February 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Crazy that as good as Tom Brady was at playing football, he’s that bad at calling foot ball games.
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
They’re just never going to call false start on that one OL guy huh?
February 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
They’re just never going to call false start on that one OL guy huh?
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February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We are all birds today!
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We are all birds today!
Bradley Cooper > Jon Hamm
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bradley Cooper > Jon Hamm
The universe is a comedian. I woke up on the day of my 40th birthday with an inexplicable pain in my chest. 😅
February 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The universe is a comedian. I woke up on the day of my 40th birthday with an inexplicable pain in my chest. 😅
Jay-Z out here lookin like Kit Fisto…
February 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Jay-Z out here lookin like Kit Fisto…
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You know what's sick and not talked about enough?
Brandon McManus still has a job in the #NFL after doing the same shit Justin Tucker did. Same with Deshaun Watson.
I hate to say it, but until the league starts taking women seriously, players will be allowed to play for other teams.
Brandon McManus still has a job in the #NFL after doing the same shit Justin Tucker did. Same with Deshaun Watson.
I hate to say it, but until the league starts taking women seriously, players will be allowed to play for other teams.
January 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You know what's sick and not talked about enough?
Brandon McManus still has a job in the #NFL after doing the same shit Justin Tucker did. Same with Deshaun Watson.
I hate to say it, but until the league starts taking women seriously, players will be allowed to play for other teams.
Brandon McManus still has a job in the #NFL after doing the same shit Justin Tucker did. Same with Deshaun Watson.
I hate to say it, but until the league starts taking women seriously, players will be allowed to play for other teams.
Does Josh Allen have a younger brother that’s gonna enter the league soon to take down Mahomes???
January 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Does Josh Allen have a younger brother that’s gonna enter the league soon to take down Mahomes???
When it comes to football color commentators, Tony Romo > Tom Brady. You cannot change my mind.
January 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
When it comes to football color commentators, Tony Romo > Tom Brady. You cannot change my mind.
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Exactly why @bsky.app is so important. Engaging on this platform is important. As is growing this platform.
Which one of these men joins Tom Anderson and MySoace in the annals of history first ?
Their greed is our opportunity.
Which one of these men joins Tom Anderson and MySoace in the annals of history first ?
Their greed is our opportunity.
It is not free speech when Trump aligned oligarchs have their thumbs on the algorithms of all the social media apps.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Exactly why @bsky.app is so important. Engaging on this platform is important. As is growing this platform.
Which one of these men joins Tom Anderson and MySoace in the annals of history first ?
Their greed is our opportunity.
Which one of these men joins Tom Anderson and MySoace in the annals of history first ?
Their greed is our opportunity.
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Who you gonna believe? ELON MUSK? Or your lying eyes 👀
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Who you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes? - Groucho Marx
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January 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Who you gonna believe? ELON MUSK? Or your lying eyes 👀
youtube.com/shorts/s06Je...
youtube.com/shorts/s06Je...