our wedding was almost a week ago and i’m still depressed it’s over
i’m over trying to act aloof! i love and miss my friends so much!
i’m over trying to act aloof! i love and miss my friends so much!
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
our wedding was almost a week ago and i’m still depressed it’s over
i’m over trying to act aloof! i love and miss my friends so much!
i’m over trying to act aloof! i love and miss my friends so much!
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This is @crustdotmp4.bsky.social favorite video perhaps of all time
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
This is @crustdotmp4.bsky.social favorite video perhaps of all time
will always maintain that a cake that needs a ‘soak’ is not a good cake
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
will always maintain that a cake that needs a ‘soak’ is not a good cake
going back to real life after such a euphoric and perfect weekend with all my cherished loved ones is so fucking hard
February 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
going back to real life after such a euphoric and perfect weekend with all my cherished loved ones is so fucking hard
Dane and I both ate shit on the ice today… happy wedding week!
January 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Dane and I both ate shit on the ice today… happy wedding week!
tbh i would change my name in a heartbeat, but i feel like i know too many people professionally to switch
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
tbh i would change my name in a heartbeat, but i feel like i know too many people professionally to switch
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
just had one of the most satisfying story moments i’ve ever had in dnd as a player, it’s like a drug
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
just had one of the most satisfying story moments i’ve ever had in dnd as a player, it’s like a drug
At this point, when people say or write “it’s not just X, it’s Y and Z” it rubs me the wrong way. Like it feels really overused
January 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
At this point, when people say or write “it’s not just X, it’s Y and Z” it rubs me the wrong way. Like it feels really overused
almost every part of life is being consumed by insecure, power hungry, capitalist pigs and i have to meet deadlines? for what?
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
almost every part of life is being consumed by insecure, power hungry, capitalist pigs and i have to meet deadlines? for what?
how do yall deal with everything going on rn? what’s keeping you grounded?
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
how do yall deal with everything going on rn? what’s keeping you grounded?
these turned out really well from my most recent roll 😌
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
these turned out really well from my most recent roll 😌
trying desperately to remind myself that my current job in entertainment isn’t fucking worthless while the world burns and that we still need spots of joy and escapism but people are being shot dead in the streets by federally subsidized criminals and i’m editing a fucking ghost tour
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
trying desperately to remind myself that my current job in entertainment isn’t fucking worthless while the world burns and that we still need spots of joy and escapism but people are being shot dead in the streets by federally subsidized criminals and i’m editing a fucking ghost tour
i’m suffering
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
i’m suffering
taking a pic with all the mirrors in my house (also haircut)
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
taking a pic with all the mirrors in my house (also haircut)
took an edible and now i’m getting emotional about loving all the people in my life so much, can’t wait for our wedding 🥹
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
took an edible and now i’m getting emotional about loving all the people in my life so much, can’t wait for our wedding 🥹
i also can do 230 loads with asterisk
December 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i also can do 230 loads with asterisk
No cookie box this year, only the chewy molasses cookies from Claire Saffitz (which are really good)
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No cookie box this year, only the chewy molasses cookies from Claire Saffitz (which are really good)
i’ve been struggling all year with isolation (real and imagined) and going to two holiday parties the past couple of days was a really lovely reminder that there is community right within reach
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i’ve been struggling all year with isolation (real and imagined) and going to two holiday parties the past couple of days was a really lovely reminder that there is community right within reach
do they have petite sizes at the big&tall store
December 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
do they have petite sizes at the big&tall store