john
crunk.bsky.social
john
@crunk.bsky.social
bloke online
girls on dating apps be like "i like nerdy guys" then proceed to describe either henry cavill or timothee chalamet
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
this is probably one of the funniest things i've ever come up with but i dont think anyone i know is as dumb or insane as me to really get it
how Larry Fink be moving to ensure all the women I'm romantically interested in move to the other side of the planet
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i think what the UK needs is to transition away from a constitutional monarchy and towards a more feudal khanate
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
do we reckon Lorde fucks with white boys with a little bit of autism and a lot of mental illness
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
dying of plague let this be my final will and testament:

fuck yuo..... fucking fuckers!!! Fcuk you!!!
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Spotify – Web Player
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November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
winter depression hasn't been a thing for me for like 5 or 6 years so i've forgotten how to deal with it. perhaps I will become an alcoholic until Feb
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
kinda want to cause train delays by taking a nap on the tracks kinda want to go to some random small town in a central asian country and just run a corner shop
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
me explaining the members of Smiling Friends
October 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
how Larry Fink be moving to ensure all the women I'm romantically interested in move to the other side of the planet
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
gay sex is actually one of the manliest things a man can do tbh
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted by john
We can not stress the importance of resisting this.

Share and sign this petition:

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
September 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"my hyper fixation is kuromi 🙈" mine is Burkina Faso. Shut The Fuck Up.
September 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
girls be like "I love talking about conspiracy theories!!" but then have no interest in the political posturing where china is making moves into african earth metals via farming equipment and buying debt from former warlords which will inevitably result in the collapse of the western market
September 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
discord down, dming my serial edater friend on tiktok to make sure they're okay
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"AI gf" "AI wife" fuck right off please I was on that rule34 SHODAN shit before chatGPT was even a consideration
September 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I'm really glad Moises Arias is in Fallout cus every other thing I've seen him in has been utter dogshit and he is far better an actor than those projects deserved
August 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
does T4T mean tit for tat or am I in deep trouble
August 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
metal gear solid is awesome cus it already has two of my favourite things. Metal and Gear
August 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
chat it's peam
August 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
lost my 400 day streak on reddit whats the point anymore
July 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
3 bazillion gigabyte update for 12 year old game wtf
July 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
not 2 be that guy but my life genuinely Fucking Sucks due to ways no one can really empathise with
July 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM