Ethan
@criticalsnail.bsky.social
Gaymer | comics | tabletop | Gunpla | occasional nsfw | larping | 🏳️🌈 and boring | PHL burbs
My Bioware Romances
DAO: never get far enough to matter
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Bull
DATV: Davrin
ME1: Liara
ME2: Liara/Tali
ME3: Kaidan/Tali
Andromeda: Jaal
ME really depends on playthrough vibes.
DAO: never get far enough to matter
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Bull
DATV: Davrin
ME1: Liara
ME2: Liara/Tali
ME3: Kaidan/Tali
Andromeda: Jaal
ME really depends on playthrough vibes.
My Bioware Romances
DAO: Zev
DA2: Anders
DAI: Dorian
DATV: Lucanis
ME1: Liara
ME2: Liara
ME3: Kaidan/Cotez
Andromeda: Jaal/Gil
DAO: Zev
DA2: Anders
DAI: Dorian
DATV: Lucanis
ME1: Liara
ME2: Liara
ME3: Kaidan/Cotez
Andromeda: Jaal/Gil
My Bioware Romances
DAO: Alistair/Zev
DA2: Anders/Fenris
DAI: Dorian/Solas
DATV: Emmrich
ME1: Liara/Kaidan
ME2: Thane/Garrus
ME3: Thane/Garrus/Liara/Kaidan
Andromeda: Jaal/Vetra
I've done almost all the romances in all games, so I'm listing based on faves/most often romanced on replays <3
DAO: Alistair/Zev
DA2: Anders/Fenris
DAI: Dorian/Solas
DATV: Emmrich
ME1: Liara/Kaidan
ME2: Thane/Garrus
ME3: Thane/Garrus/Liara/Kaidan
Andromeda: Jaal/Vetra
I've done almost all the romances in all games, so I'm listing based on faves/most often romanced on replays <3
February 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
My Bioware Romances
DAO: never get far enough to matter
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Bull
DATV: Davrin
ME1: Liara
ME2: Liara/Tali
ME3: Kaidan/Tali
Andromeda: Jaal
ME really depends on playthrough vibes.
DAO: never get far enough to matter
DA2: Fenris
DAI: Bull
DATV: Davrin
ME1: Liara
ME2: Liara/Tali
ME3: Kaidan/Tali
Andromeda: Jaal
ME really depends on playthrough vibes.
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The fact that two of the three most famous superheroes in the world are representatives of the free press just kinda matters more in 2026.
February 20, 2026 at 7:20 AM
The fact that two of the three most famous superheroes in the world are representatives of the free press just kinda matters more in 2026.
Finally listened to the new Lana single and it struck me as having similar vibes to Off To The Races. But I truly haven't listened since Ultraviolence. Ready to turn my gay card in.
February 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Finally listened to the new Lana single and it struck me as having similar vibes to Off To The Races. But I truly haven't listened since Ultraviolence. Ready to turn my gay card in.
Buying a tablet is absolutely going to revolutionize my digital comic intake.
February 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Buying a tablet is absolutely going to revolutionize my digital comic intake.
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This is the tech that will get me excited
February 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
This is the tech that will get me excited
Humpday posts have me low-key feral at work
February 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Humpday posts have me low-key feral at work
Tired from a boring af office day but at least we have a new .Hack announcement
February 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Tired from a boring af office day but at least we have a new .Hack announcement
Lol I feel bad that bf is trying to get me a ticket to the Hillary show because I wanna see La Roux
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Lol I feel bad that bf is trying to get me a ticket to the Hillary show because I wanna see La Roux
Enjoy this ridiculous mural from Girard Ave in Philly
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Enjoy this ridiculous mural from Girard Ave in Philly
Starting a reread of Saga. It's been a long time since I've read the early portion of the series. It was the first ongoing that made me want to buy single issues and not wait for trade paperbacks. We'll see how it holds up for me.
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Starting a reread of Saga. It's been a long time since I've read the early portion of the series. It was the first ongoing that made me want to buy single issues and not wait for trade paperbacks. We'll see how it holds up for me.
Found my old Zune while we were doing some clean out work today. I am so tempted to try and refurbish this monster.
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Found my old Zune while we were doing some clean out work today. I am so tempted to try and refurbish this monster.
Death Battle: DoodleBob vs Bizzaro
February 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Death Battle: DoodleBob vs Bizzaro
It's a Like a Dragon weekend. I need the stupidity to raise morale after the work week.
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It's a Like a Dragon weekend. I need the stupidity to raise morale after the work week.
We're all cam girls in the surveillance state.*
*This is not an original quote.
*This is not an original quote.
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
We're all cam girls in the surveillance state.*
*This is not an original quote.
*This is not an original quote.
Struggling to wake up after this morning 's unscheduled 6a fire drill. Hopefully Friday's starting off better for the little people in my phone.
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Struggling to wake up after this morning 's unscheduled 6a fire drill. Hopefully Friday's starting off better for the little people in my phone.
Saw Bugonia tonight......what the actual fuck did I watch....
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Saw Bugonia tonight......what the actual fuck did I watch....
I love trolling bf when he turns on the Bluetooth speaker to take a bath. Tonight's selection
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I love trolling bf when he turns on the Bluetooth speaker to take a bath. Tonight's selection
4 hours of solid sleep. I am in an absolutely rancid mood today
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
4 hours of solid sleep. I am in an absolutely rancid mood today
So when can I get the whole Superbowl arrangement of Die With a Smile?
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
So when can I get the whole Superbowl arrangement of Die With a Smile?
Wait wait....I thought I heard one of the commentators say Carrie Underwood performed.....there was an unseasoned option for the half time show? Why?
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Wait wait....I thought I heard one of the commentators say Carrie Underwood performed.....there was an unseasoned option for the half time show? Why?
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
The production for that halftime show was insane! Nailed it!
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The production for that halftime show was insane! Nailed it!
Made soft pretzels for Bad Bunny's pre-show
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Made soft pretzels for Bad Bunny's pre-show
Got to meet my nephew today which was definitely better than going to a Superb Owl party for a game the Eagles are not playing in.
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Got to meet my nephew today which was definitely better than going to a Superb Owl party for a game the Eagles are not playing in.
Who is the Super Bowl halftime performer?
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Who is the Super Bowl halftime performer?
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
