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Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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This will be a looooong drip, drip, drip until they finally arrive at Trump’s inevitable, filthy involvement #duchessofYork #Epstein
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You're only as good as the company you keep.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Just when I think Pete Hegseth is the worst person in the Trump administration, Kristi Noem says something, and I change my mind, then Pam Bondi says something, then JD Vance says something, then Stephen Miller says something, but then Donald Trump says something. Contest over.
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Trump parties, while American families go hungry.
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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The Art of the Deal

Trump causes a massive problem with his stupid tariffs.

China outsmarts him by boycotting US farmers.

Trump gets an earful from farmers and blinks.

Trump agrees to reduce tariffs & give China advanced chips.

Soybean sales go back to same level before Trump screwed up trade.
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Goodnight 🌙

Fuck Donald J. Trump
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Trump Slump
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Person, woman, man, Epstein, files, now.
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Everything Worse
@walshfreedom.bsky.social I thought you'd want to see this. People are waking up. I hope it's more numerous than that. But it looks like we're seeing people starting to wake up.
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This you, Trump?
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Swear her in.
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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America: Epstein files

Trump: Jimmy Kimmel

America: Epstein files

Trump: James Comey

America: Epstein files

Trump: how about Amelia Earhart
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This will be a looooong drip, drip, drip until they finally arrive at Trump’s inevitable, filthy involvement #duchessofYork #Epstein
September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
theonion.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me neither.
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Breaking***

Duchess of York known as Fergie amongst other names sent Epstein a message of support calling him a supreme friend AFTER announcing to UK citizens she didn't like him and never communicated with him

Now we have 2 Paedo supporters in the Royal family , no wonder the Donold felt at ease
September 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Charity yeets Duchess of York after her email to Epstein emerges
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson removed from charity over Epstein email
The children's hospice charity says it would be inappropriate for her to continue as a patron of the charity.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Kemi #Badenoch should very careful in scoring political points on Mandeson - do you really think that former Tories are not involved too??
September 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Donald Trump hates Tom Hanks because Tom Hanks is not a pedophile like Donald Trump.
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Everything Trump touches dies.
September 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Is Farage on the list? #Epstein
September 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Where’s Trump?
August 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
August 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM