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CriminalMimes
@criminalmimes.bsky.social
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The Fuck You Guy™️
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Raccoon fanatic and proud parent of 4 kidney stones
I require your teeth 🦷🤎
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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · Jan 26
[Description of a perfectly good sandwich on a menu] "... topped with American cheese"

I HAVE A GUN.
criminalmimes.bsky.social
Day 248 of thinking about prion diseases
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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gotyoureyes.bsky.social
Fun fact!
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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oddoblivion.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
criminalmimes.bsky.social
Sorry I got weird and left the party without a trace, it will happen again 🦝
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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shane.is.tired.fyi
sad girl saturday
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
criminalmimes.bsky.social
My body anytime I think
December 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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moopsh.bsky.social
[struggling to speak through fits of laughter] you’re gonna hate this
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
criminalmimes.bsky.social
Any bag sound equals treats
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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tonightsepisode.bsky.social
Titlecard from the television program QUINCY, M.E. In colour, from a distance and elevated by either a hill, berm, or a vantage point on a neighbouring building, an eastward-facing slightly downward-looking shot of five or six buildings on the campus of the University of California at Los Angeles*, circa 1977. The older campus buildings are a mixture of Gothic and Romanesque style brickwork, ruddy and tan; behind them in the near distance several buildings of a blockier, more modernist concrete and steel design rising eight or ten storeys. No other buildings from the city's skyline or neighbouring areas are visible underneath the hazy grey blue sky, which fills the frame's top third. Occupying the frame's lower third, a pale green grassy expanse that appears to be an athletic field, upon which between twenty and thirty tiny and distant human figures congregate in several groups. Listen, maybe they're playing soccer. Does UCLA have a soccer team? Or did they? Probably. You've got the internet, you can probably check. Beyond this between it and the buildings, a parking lot filled with automobiles of varying colour and vintage. Overlaid in white text, right justified and spread over three lines in Universal's (and Larson's!) favoured Lydian font with a heavy black dropshadow, "The Hot Dog Murder." *(reasonably confident this is true. As always, happy to be corrected.) #tvsky #TVSky #classictv #ClassicTV #filmsky #tvhistory
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
criminalmimes.bsky.social
Thats concrete baby
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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moopsh.bsky.social
i think it’s important to kill all humans
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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debbshock.blue
holy flaming shitballs from hell (positive)
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
criminalmimes.bsky.social
Everytime I think I cant feel joy I go see this shit and realize im just being silly and evil
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
criminalmimes.bsky.social
Evil and freaky to levels your human brain will never understand
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
criminalmimes.bsky.social
If the toilet is set too high, kick your feet while you piss, you deserve it!
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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moopsh.bsky.social
that’s a wrap folks. nobody is allowed to use the word performative anymore
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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oddoblivion.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
criminalmimes.bsky.social
Posing by the heater as a treat
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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oddoblivion.bsky.social
He’s got a real homophobic look in his eye rn
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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guypussy.bsky.social
the lonely pooner seems to free his mind at night
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Me after 3 days of caring
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM