Criminaljo
@criminaljo.bsky.social
Same fella, diff app [Anti-Trekkie]
Crime Director, Directing corporate crime since the merging. I regret to inform you, no lives matter.
He/him/they/them
Crime Director, Directing corporate crime since the merging. I regret to inform you, no lives matter.
He/him/they/them
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Today, Sandra Bland would’ve turned 39.
In 2015, Sandra was stopped by police in Texas. She later died in police custody.
Sandra Bland’s death reminds us that lack of accountability and justice is not new to the U.S.
Rest in power, soror 💙💛🐩
In 2015, Sandra was stopped by police in Texas. She later died in police custody.
Sandra Bland’s death reminds us that lack of accountability and justice is not new to the U.S.
Rest in power, soror 💙💛🐩
February 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Today, Sandra Bland would’ve turned 39.
In 2015, Sandra was stopped by police in Texas. She later died in police custody.
Sandra Bland’s death reminds us that lack of accountability and justice is not new to the U.S.
Rest in power, soror 💙💛🐩
In 2015, Sandra was stopped by police in Texas. She later died in police custody.
Sandra Bland’s death reminds us that lack of accountability and justice is not new to the U.S.
Rest in power, soror 💙💛🐩
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White people when it was just Black and Brown people being slaughtered in the streets for no reason
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
White people when it was just Black and Brown people being slaughtered in the streets for no reason
Now that I've adequately irritated myself from scrolling and fallen in love 25342452 times, I'm going to bed.. see ya in a few weeks or whatever lol
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Now that I've adequately irritated myself from scrolling and fallen in love 25342452 times, I'm going to bed.. see ya in a few weeks or whatever lol
Alright, back to your regularly scheduled revolutionary rage.
January 28, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Alright, back to your regularly scheduled revolutionary rage.
Wayment lol
a man wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt is adjusting his sunglasses .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt is adjusting his sunglasses .
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January 28, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Wayment lol
Why lie at all lol?
I guess we'll both find out together
I guess we'll both find out together
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Why lie at all lol?
I guess we'll both find out together
I guess we'll both find out together
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white people on tiktok like “they’re using military’s grade LRAD devices on civilians! they’re seeing what they can get away with against US citizens!” it’s actually fucking infuriating the way these mfs act like BLM didn’t happen until it’s time to pump fake in they bio.
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 AM
white people on tiktok like “they’re using military’s grade LRAD devices on civilians! they’re seeing what they can get away with against US citizens!” it’s actually fucking infuriating the way these mfs act like BLM didn’t happen until it’s time to pump fake in they bio.
I dunno what happened, but I think I will never post here again lmao 😂😂😂
January 28, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I dunno what happened, but I think I will never post here again lmao 😂😂😂
Does no one have imposter syndrome here? What is happening?
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Does no one have imposter syndrome here? What is happening?
Its some subtext going on around this bih
a man wearing a white karate uniform says wait a minute
ALT: a man wearing a white karate uniform says wait a minute
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January 28, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Its some subtext going on around this bih
Uh oh, weve moved on already.
a cartoon of a skeletor with a purple hood
ALT: a cartoon of a skeletor with a purple hood
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January 28, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Uh oh, weve moved on already.
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A good laugh with some engagement. Lol
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 AM
A good laugh with some engagement. Lol
I said in bed...
a man in a cape is saying i 've led a life full of shame
ALT: a man in a cape is saying i 've led a life full of shame
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January 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I said in bed...
Im positive I was trash in bed, until I had a partner show me what worked and didn't, what she liked and didnt.
Now, im asking upfront, during, and after. Tf imma be ashamed for, only one way to improve
Now, im asking upfront, during, and after. Tf imma be ashamed for, only one way to improve
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Im positive I was trash in bed, until I had a partner show me what worked and didn't, what she liked and didnt.
Now, im asking upfront, during, and after. Tf imma be ashamed for, only one way to improve
Now, im asking upfront, during, and after. Tf imma be ashamed for, only one way to improve
No one:
Me: **accidently saves post**
Me: **accidently saves post**
If you can’t make it past the cheeks that’s not my problem
a lof of you niggas do not have the appropriate size dick for thick women, but that's a convo for another day.
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 AM
No one:
Me: **accidently saves post**
Me: **accidently saves post**
I regret to inform you that I found what I saved, and im leaving it lolololol
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I regret to inform you that I found what I saved, and im leaving it lolololol
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You ever head the phrase "speak softly and carry a big stick"
As a sensitive soul, I felt that lol
As a sensitive soul, I felt that lol
January 28, 2026 at 5:44 AM
You ever head the phrase "speak softly and carry a big stick"
As a sensitive soul, I felt that lol
As a sensitive soul, I felt that lol
I dunno what Tony did, but the feed has not forgiven him.
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I dunno what Tony did, but the feed has not forgiven him.
Ive bookmarked two posts back to back, accidently. If it was yours, im sorry, I dunno how to undo it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Ive bookmarked two posts back to back, accidently. If it was yours, im sorry, I dunno how to undo it.
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I had 2 ppl try to tell me someone was a good guy (cuz he’s clearly talkin to them about me) and neither of them know of my issues w/ this man(as a friend) who never even had a chance as more in the first place nor have they cared to ask. Only tryna push their narrative.
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I had 2 ppl try to tell me someone was a good guy (cuz he’s clearly talkin to them about me) and neither of them know of my issues w/ this man(as a friend) who never even had a chance as more in the first place nor have they cared to ask. Only tryna push their narrative.
The rookie?!
a woman in a military uniform has the name freeman on her shirt
ALT: a woman in a military uniform has the name freeman on her shirt
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January 28, 2026 at 5:23 AM
The rookie?!
Wait. We are all making it to the end right?
Does this mean im smart lol?
Does this mean im smart lol?
How fast can you read??? Lock in annnnnnnnnnd… GO!
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Wait. We are all making it to the end right?
Does this mean im smart lol?
Does this mean im smart lol?