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✨ Queen of clown town ✨
Probably busy writing or playing in the mountains
GM!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
should I get a tattoo of the chicxalub crater for the worlds most obscure momento mori
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i love people who comment the latin name of butterflies on pinterest photos...how did you know that? are you a wizard??
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I know some people hate the cold and snow, but what I hate (probably more) are the increasingly warm winters that are impossible to pretend are normal. This IS the climate crisis...gimme back the snow!!!
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
left my headphones home when I went to work!!!
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"Are we going to just accept these conditions, or are we going to do something about it?" #Resist
Today, the U.S. Capitol unveiled a statue honoring teen civil rights pioneer Barbara Rose Johns, replacing the former statue of Confederate General Robert E. Lee #NOH8
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The opening paragraphs of A Christmas Carol are such a delight. Our guy Charlie just shoving as many jokes as he can into each sentence, 10/10, no notes.
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Look who we found at the vet!!
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
what even is a cheese ball made of? probably not cheese...and hopefully not balls....
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Have you ever had shirley temple seven up in your eyes??? yes or no
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
gonna start telling my mom's dog is a golden doodle/salt water crocodile mix
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
you can buy communion wafers on Amazon. Not even Catholic Amazon, just the regular one.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
watched Muppet Christmas Carol AND Barbie Nutcracker last night and had a very good time
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
me, being forced to use AI at work when I'd rather eat a data center for breakfast
kermit the frog from sesame street is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched
ALT: kermit the frog from sesame street is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I just need someone to baby me this week I'm so tired
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the fact that some versions of heaven are filled with gold and pearls and ivory instead of clean water and fruit trees and warm beds for everyone...
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Guys I have to stop playing BG3...just realized not ONE of those freaks are wearing SOCKS with their BOOTS
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
help me come up w a caption for Miss Kitty's Sugarplum Fairy inspired holiday card?
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Reposting this as my move is happening next week if anyone can help a little more, because I'm pretty short on money for the month with the last expenses I have to make... 🫠
Update: I am OFFICIALLY moving out in two weeks!! 🎉

Thank you all for the help, your generosity has been used wisely and I could get everything I needed for the move. 🙏

Here's the link again if anyone would like to send extra help, I can't lie all my savings are gone now 😅 : ko-fi.com/shike
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I love you, Lake Baikal ✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I love the difference between gambling dice people and dnd dice people they don't even come from the same planet
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
DO NOT give me verbal instructions PLS i am BEGGING
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I don't know much about Benson Boone, but it feels like they picked out a generic singer at the Human American Man store and made him famous
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
guys, the kitties for the kitty game are coming along SO CUTE!
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ur MA is a proprietary blend of herbs n spices!!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM