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✨ Queen of clown town ✨
Probably busy writing or playing in the mountains
✨ Queen of clown town ✨
Probably busy writing or playing in the mountains
LOVE paintings of sisters in sumptuous fabrics vibing together, and want to print one that reminds me of me and my sisters, but we're an interracial family and I can't find anything that features them except AI images, which I HATE so hmu if you know any good artists making inclusive oil paintings
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
LOVE paintings of sisters in sumptuous fabrics vibing together, and want to print one that reminds me of me and my sisters, but we're an interracial family and I can't find anything that features them except AI images, which I HATE so hmu if you know any good artists making inclusive oil paintings
for the first time since AUGUST, I was able to play video games without it making me dizzy!! I think this concussion is finally getting better ✨
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
for the first time since AUGUST, I was able to play video games without it making me dizzy!! I think this concussion is finally getting better ✨
Supervised sidewalk time ✨
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Supervised sidewalk time ✨
feeling emotional about bats again
- They are key pollinators!!
- They are the ONLY mammal that flies!!
- Mommy bats hug their babies!!!
- They are very cute
- They CAN give you rabies, but if you get rabies it's your fault for not being vaccinated so SUCK IT UP
- They are key pollinators!!
- They are the ONLY mammal that flies!!
- Mommy bats hug their babies!!!
- They are very cute
- They CAN give you rabies, but if you get rabies it's your fault for not being vaccinated so SUCK IT UP
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
feeling emotional about bats again
- They are key pollinators!!
- They are the ONLY mammal that flies!!
- Mommy bats hug their babies!!!
- They are very cute
- They CAN give you rabies, but if you get rabies it's your fault for not being vaccinated so SUCK IT UP
- They are key pollinators!!
- They are the ONLY mammal that flies!!
- Mommy bats hug their babies!!!
- They are very cute
- They CAN give you rabies, but if you get rabies it's your fault for not being vaccinated so SUCK IT UP
Okay, but lowkey serious about making a simple cat detective video game and putting it on steam as an anti-AI exercise...
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Okay, but lowkey serious about making a simple cat detective video game and putting it on steam as an anti-AI exercise...
I haven't seen the new Frankenstein movie, but it better have that one guy who is SO HORNY for the Arctic or else
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I haven't seen the new Frankenstein movie, but it better have that one guy who is SO HORNY for the Arctic or else
"These tribes are not ruled by one person, but since ancient times they have lived in the people's rule, and therefore their happiness and unhappiness in life is considered a common cause." Procopius of Caesarea, 6th Century Historian.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"These tribes are not ruled by one person, but since ancient times they have lived in the people's rule, and therefore their happiness and unhappiness in life is considered a common cause." Procopius of Caesarea, 6th Century Historian.
I think Pennywise was probably scarier when people thought owning a small house w a covered porch was "not doing well." Now the economy is scarier than clowns.
a clown is laying in a bathtub with the words compra nike written on the bottom .
ALT: a clown is laying in a bathtub with the words compra nike written on the bottom .
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October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think Pennywise was probably scarier when people thought owning a small house w a covered porch was "not doing well." Now the economy is scarier than clowns.
Tell me some good news or an interesting animal fact, chat. Could use it today.
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tell me some good news or an interesting animal fact, chat. Could use it today.
Saint Bernard sits at the top of the the driveway!!!
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Saint Bernard sits at the top of the the driveway!!!
"Her head will be made out of cereal treats."
- God, when she made me, probably
- God, when she made me, probably
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Her head will be made out of cereal treats."
- God, when she made me, probably
- God, when she made me, probably
i don't think i got the job :(((
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i don't think i got the job :(((
Preserve us this day from Farm House Chic. Amen.
September 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Preserve us this day from Farm House Chic. Amen.
I have so much brainrot I read this as "unalive" and was very concerned for a moment.
September 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have so much brainrot I read this as "unalive" and was very concerned for a moment.
Just want to give a shout to Mrs. Rachel - if ya'll don't have young children in your life, just know that this badass cutie is an early childhood education content creator who is STANDING UP for Palestinian children under immense pressure. I love her so much
September 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just want to give a shout to Mrs. Rachel - if ya'll don't have young children in your life, just know that this badass cutie is an early childhood education content creator who is STANDING UP for Palestinian children under immense pressure. I love her so much
i wanna eat cement
a cup of food is being poured into a bowl
ALT: a cup of food is being poured into a bowl
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September 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i wanna eat cement
Also, these two headlines from the same news source.
September 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Also, these two headlines from the same news source.
Okay, but I've seen two strong pieces of evidence that Trump not only knew Epstein, but participated in trafficking children. I feel like that's being forgotten in the chaos.
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Okay, but I've seen two strong pieces of evidence that Trump not only knew Epstein, but participated in trafficking children. I feel like that's being forgotten in the chaos.
getting a negative performance review and it's literally just a list of ADHD symptoms YIKES
September 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
getting a negative performance review and it's literally just a list of ADHD symptoms YIKES
Black holes might be origami and that hurts my brain
September 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Black holes might be origami and that hurts my brain
bonkbonk ow concussion ow ow why
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
bonkbonk ow concussion ow ow why