˚₊⟢ Crime Panda ♡˖ ⊹
@crimepanda.bsky.social
CrimePanda on the Discord
✨ Queen of clown town ✨
Probably busy writing or playing in the mountains
✨ Queen of clown town ✨
Probably busy writing or playing in the mountains
help me come up w a caption for Miss Kitty's Sugarplum Fairy inspired holiday card?
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
help me come up w a caption for Miss Kitty's Sugarplum Fairy inspired holiday card?
Reposted by ˚₊⟢ Crime Panda ♡˖ ⊹
Reposting this as my move is happening next week if anyone can help a little more, because I'm pretty short on money for the month with the last expenses I have to make... 🫠
Update: I am OFFICIALLY moving out in two weeks!! 🎉
Thank you all for the help, your generosity has been used wisely and I could get everything I needed for the move. 🙏
Here's the link again if anyone would like to send extra help, I can't lie all my savings are gone now 😅 : ko-fi.com/shike
Thank you all for the help, your generosity has been used wisely and I could get everything I needed for the move. 🙏
Here's the link again if anyone would like to send extra help, I can't lie all my savings are gone now 😅 : ko-fi.com/shike
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reposting this as my move is happening next week if anyone can help a little more, because I'm pretty short on money for the month with the last expenses I have to make... 🫠
I love you, Lake Baikal ✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I love you, Lake Baikal ✨
I love the difference between gambling dice people and dnd dice people they don't even come from the same planet
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I love the difference between gambling dice people and dnd dice people they don't even come from the same planet
DO NOT give me verbal instructions PLS i am BEGGING
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
DO NOT give me verbal instructions PLS i am BEGGING
I don't know much about Benson Boone, but it feels like they picked out a generic singer at the Human American Man store and made him famous
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I don't know much about Benson Boone, but it feels like they picked out a generic singer at the Human American Man store and made him famous
guys, the kitties for the kitty game are coming along SO CUTE!
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
guys, the kitties for the kitty game are coming along SO CUTE!
ur MA is a proprietary blend of herbs n spices!!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ur MA is a proprietary blend of herbs n spices!!!
also today is a great day to support indigenous creators and social programs in ur area!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
also today is a great day to support indigenous creators and social programs in ur area!!!!
guys shadowheart just left PERMANENTLY because I wouldn't let her become evil forever wtf I already have consequences in real life, I can't handle them in video games lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
guys shadowheart just left PERMANENTLY because I wouldn't let her become evil forever wtf I already have consequences in real life, I can't handle them in video games lol
LOVE paintings of sisters in sumptuous fabrics vibing together, and want to print one that reminds me of me and my sisters, but we're an interracial family and I can't find anything that features them except AI images, which I HATE so hmu if you know any good artists making inclusive oil paintings
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
LOVE paintings of sisters in sumptuous fabrics vibing together, and want to print one that reminds me of me and my sisters, but we're an interracial family and I can't find anything that features them except AI images, which I HATE so hmu if you know any good artists making inclusive oil paintings
for the first time since AUGUST, I was able to play video games without it making me dizzy!! I think this concussion is finally getting better ✨
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
for the first time since AUGUST, I was able to play video games without it making me dizzy!! I think this concussion is finally getting better ✨
Supervised sidewalk time ✨
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Supervised sidewalk time ✨
feeling emotional about bats again
- They are key pollinators!!
- They are the ONLY mammal that flies!!
- Mommy bats hug their babies!!!
- They are very cute
- They CAN give you rabies, but if you get rabies it's your fault for not being vaccinated so SUCK IT UP
- They are key pollinators!!
- They are the ONLY mammal that flies!!
- Mommy bats hug their babies!!!
- They are very cute
- They CAN give you rabies, but if you get rabies it's your fault for not being vaccinated so SUCK IT UP
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
feeling emotional about bats again
- They are key pollinators!!
- They are the ONLY mammal that flies!!
- Mommy bats hug their babies!!!
- They are very cute
- They CAN give you rabies, but if you get rabies it's your fault for not being vaccinated so SUCK IT UP
- They are key pollinators!!
- They are the ONLY mammal that flies!!
- Mommy bats hug their babies!!!
- They are very cute
- They CAN give you rabies, but if you get rabies it's your fault for not being vaccinated so SUCK IT UP
Okay, but lowkey serious about making a simple cat detective video game and putting it on steam as an anti-AI exercise...
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Okay, but lowkey serious about making a simple cat detective video game and putting it on steam as an anti-AI exercise...
I haven't seen the new Frankenstein movie, but it better have that one guy who is SO HORNY for the Arctic or else
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I haven't seen the new Frankenstein movie, but it better have that one guy who is SO HORNY for the Arctic or else
"These tribes are not ruled by one person, but since ancient times they have lived in the people's rule, and therefore their happiness and unhappiness in life is considered a common cause." Procopius of Caesarea, 6th Century Historian.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"These tribes are not ruled by one person, but since ancient times they have lived in the people's rule, and therefore their happiness and unhappiness in life is considered a common cause." Procopius of Caesarea, 6th Century Historian.
I think Pennywise was probably scarier when people thought owning a small house w a covered porch was "not doing well." Now the economy is scarier than clowns.
a clown is laying in a bathtub with the words compra nike written on the bottom .
ALT: a clown is laying in a bathtub with the words compra nike written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think Pennywise was probably scarier when people thought owning a small house w a covered porch was "not doing well." Now the economy is scarier than clowns.
Tell me some good news or an interesting animal fact, chat. Could use it today.
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tell me some good news or an interesting animal fact, chat. Could use it today.
Saint Bernard sits at the top of the the driveway!!!
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Saint Bernard sits at the top of the the driveway!!!
"Her head will be made out of cereal treats."
- God, when she made me, probably
- God, when she made me, probably
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Her head will be made out of cereal treats."
- God, when she made me, probably
- God, when she made me, probably
i don't think i got the job :(((
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i don't think i got the job :(((
