Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
Goofus, Gallant and Obnoxious:
Goofus: I wish I had no little brother.
Gallant: I'm glad I have a little brother.
Obnoxious: I'm ecstatic I have so many little sisters.
Goofus: I wish I had no little brother.
Gallant: I'm glad I have a little brother.
Obnoxious: I'm ecstatic I have so many little sisters.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Goofus, Gallant and Obnoxious:
Goofus: I wish I had no little brother.
Gallant: I'm glad I have a little brother.
Obnoxious: I'm ecstatic I have so many little sisters.
Goofus: I wish I had no little brother.
Gallant: I'm glad I have a little brother.
Obnoxious: I'm ecstatic I have so many little sisters.
Goofus, Gallant and Obnoxious:
Goofus sneezes in a playmate's face
Gallant covers his mouth and turns away
Obnoxious believes only the weak get sick and so destroys all vaccine programs
Goofus sneezes in a playmate's face
Gallant covers his mouth and turns away
Obnoxious believes only the weak get sick and so destroys all vaccine programs
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Goofus, Gallant and Obnoxious:
Goofus sneezes in a playmate's face
Gallant covers his mouth and turns away
Obnoxious believes only the weak get sick and so destroys all vaccine programs
Goofus sneezes in a playmate's face
Gallant covers his mouth and turns away
Obnoxious believes only the weak get sick and so destroys all vaccine programs
Breaking Future News:
Putin Shocked By $100 Million Energy Corruption Scandal In Ukraine
-'We have no corruption in Russia at all. All money goes to me!'
Putin Shocked By $100 Million Energy Corruption Scandal In Ukraine
-'We have no corruption in Russia at all. All money goes to me!'
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Breaking Future News:
Putin Shocked By $100 Million Energy Corruption Scandal In Ukraine
-'We have no corruption in Russia at all. All money goes to me!'
Putin Shocked By $100 Million Energy Corruption Scandal In Ukraine
-'We have no corruption in Russia at all. All money goes to me!'
Yokai of the Day:
Akaei--Gigantic (12 k) rays that live in the Pacific, they are often mistaken for islands until they sink with sailors on them and push ships down to the bottom of the sea.
yokai.com/akaei/
Akaei--Gigantic (12 k) rays that live in the Pacific, they are often mistaken for islands until they sink with sailors on them and push ships down to the bottom of the sea.
yokai.com/akaei/
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Akaei--Gigantic (12 k) rays that live in the Pacific, they are often mistaken for islands until they sink with sailors on them and push ships down to the bottom of the sea.
yokai.com/akaei/
Akaei--Gigantic (12 k) rays that live in the Pacific, they are often mistaken for islands until they sink with sailors on them and push ships down to the bottom of the sea.
yokai.com/akaei/
This is for a sex criminal on top of the Club Fed luxury that Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shah have!
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is for a sex criminal on top of the Club Fed luxury that Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shah have!
Breaking Future News:
Putin Loses His Joie De Vivre For Defenestration
Putin Loses His Joie De Vivre For Defenestration
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Breaking Future News:
Putin Loses His Joie De Vivre For Defenestration
Putin Loses His Joie De Vivre For Defenestration
Too Much Deformation by The Bro ICE
(to Too Much Information by The Police)
Too much deformation, causing so much pain
Too much deformation, setting up his reign
Too much deformation, seeing US wane
Too much deformation, ruled by the birdbrain
(to Too Much Information by The Police)
Too much deformation, causing so much pain
Too much deformation, setting up his reign
Too much deformation, seeing US wane
Too much deformation, ruled by the birdbrain
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Too Much Deformation by The Bro ICE
(to Too Much Information by The Police)
Too much deformation, causing so much pain
Too much deformation, setting up his reign
Too much deformation, seeing US wane
Too much deformation, ruled by the birdbrain
(to Too Much Information by The Police)
Too much deformation, causing so much pain
Too much deformation, setting up his reign
Too much deformation, seeing US wane
Too much deformation, ruled by the birdbrain
Bye-Bye, DT
(to Bye Bye Birdie from the musical)
Bye bye, DT
You've put on quite a show
Bye bye, DT
Now that we all know
So much Epstein
It's followed you everyday
Rape guy, DT
Now just go away
(to Bye Bye Birdie from the musical)
Bye bye, DT
You've put on quite a show
Bye bye, DT
Now that we all know
So much Epstein
It's followed you everyday
Rape guy, DT
Now just go away
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bye-Bye, DT
(to Bye Bye Birdie from the musical)
Bye bye, DT
You've put on quite a show
Bye bye, DT
Now that we all know
So much Epstein
It's followed you everyday
Rape guy, DT
Now just go away
(to Bye Bye Birdie from the musical)
Bye bye, DT
You've put on quite a show
Bye bye, DT
Now that we all know
So much Epstein
It's followed you everyday
Rape guy, DT
Now just go away
Even Jeffrey Epstein, a sex criminal who forced girls into continuous rape, is repulsed by Trump!
Jeffrey Epstein said Trump was worse than gross. Jeffrey Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Even Jeffrey Epstein, a sex criminal who forced girls into continuous rape, is repulsed by Trump!
What's that?
War with Venezuela begins at 4 pm today?
I wonder if anything important is happening then, too?
War with Venezuela begins at 4 pm today?
I wonder if anything important is happening then, too?
The U.S. Navy’s largest aircraft carrier arrived in waters near Latin America on Tuesday, expanding the American military’s buildup as the Trump administration seeks to ratchet up the pressure on Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.
Arrival of U.S.’s Largest Warship Ratchets Up Pressure on Venezuela
The USS Gerald R. Ford carrier strike group is in waters off Latin America, as the buildup of U.S. forces continues in the Caribbean.
on.wsj.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What's that?
War with Venezuela begins at 4 pm today?
I wonder if anything important is happening then, too?
War with Venezuela begins at 4 pm today?
I wonder if anything important is happening then, too?
We'll need so much popcorn for this!
New reporting reveals that Jeffrey Epstein played a role in brokering security agreements for Israel, and enjoyed close relationships with powerful Israeli officials.
Epstein & Israel: Drop Site News Investigates Jeffrey Epstein’s Ties to Israeli Intelligence
A new series by Drop Site News looks at Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to Israeli intelligence and how he secretly brokered numerous deals for Israeli intelligence. Drop Site revealed that Epstein had played ...
www.democracynow.org
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We'll need so much popcorn for this!
You know, if you allowed foreign students to come over here to study and work without getting beaten up and deported, they might want to stay here and become citizens and you wouldn't need to have to rely on the H-1B visas so much!
“Come-to-America-spend-your-money-then-get-out” is some next-level, smooth salesmanship. 🤡
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You know, if you allowed foreign students to come over here to study and work without getting beaten up and deported, they might want to stay here and become citizens and you wouldn't need to have to rely on the H-1B visas so much!
Science is not a TPUSA debate. If you have an opposing hypothesis, then you need to prove it through experimentation, peer review and replication by other experts. Also, it fills a flaw in the old hypothesis but does not disprove all of it!
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Science is not a TPUSA debate. If you have an opposing hypothesis, then you need to prove it through experimentation, peer review and replication by other experts. Also, it fills a flaw in the old hypothesis but does not disprove all of it!
Nothing at all embarrassing or corrupt to see here! Go on!
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Nothing at all embarrassing or corrupt to see here! Go on!
There is a good sense of irony that the revelation of Trump's many sex crimes depends on his appealing to three women, Boebert, Mace and Grijalva!
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There is a good sense of irony that the revelation of Trump's many sex crimes depends on his appealing to three women, Boebert, Mace and Grijalva!
Damnation!
Couldn't the Hateful Eight have read this damn thing before they voted to support it?
They had a whole month to do so!
Couldn't the Hateful Eight have read this damn thing before they voted to support it?
They had a whole month to do so!
After intense lobbying and major campaign donations, the emergency spending bill intended to end the federal government shutdown is including language abolishing rules designed to prevent food contamination and foodborne illnesses at farms and restaurants.
The Government Shutdown Deal Is Endangering Food Safety
After intense lobbying and major campaign donations, the emergency spending bill intended to end the federal government shutdown is including language abolishing rules designed to prevent food contamination and foodborne illnesses at farms and restaurants.
jacobin.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Damnation!
Couldn't the Hateful Eight have read this damn thing before they voted to support it?
They had a whole month to do so!
Couldn't the Hateful Eight have read this damn thing before they voted to support it?
They had a whole month to do so!
Watch Trump's head erupt like a science fair volcano as soon as they vote to release the Epstein Files!
After 7 l-o-n-g weeks, wishing Arizona Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva, who is the 158th & final vote to release the EPSTEIN Files, a wonderful Swearing-In Day, although not everyone is all that happy about it.
#AccountabilityIsComing
#AccountabilityIsComing
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Watch Trump's head erupt like a science fair volcano as soon as they vote to release the Epstein Files!
He's just beyond satire!
New WSJ: After flying an FBI jet to see his girlfriend sing at a wrestling match, FBI director Kash Patel took the jet to a private Texas hunting resort called the Boondoggle Ranch. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Kash Patel’s ‘Effin Wild’ Ride as FBI Director
In just one week in October, he ticked off his bosses with premature comments about a terror investigation squeezed in a trip to the ‘Boondoggle Ranch’ on the bureau jet.
www.wsj.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
He's just beyond satire!
This is just a bigger cup and ball scheme!
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is just a bigger cup and ball scheme!
Now that they've tweeted it, is there any doubt left?! X is the arbitrator of reality, after all!
"That's not pepper spray in your eyes, baby, but liquid sunshine and smiles!"
"That's not pepper spray in your eyes, baby, but liquid sunshine and smiles!"
I had to check to see if this was real. It’s only the start of a tweet, but it’s real.
And the rest of the tweet isn’t better because they’re lying about there being any threat.
This is about the viral video you’ve probably seen with the drive-by pepper spray.
And the rest of the tweet isn’t better because they’re lying about there being any threat.
This is about the viral video you’ve probably seen with the drive-by pepper spray.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Now that they've tweeted it, is there any doubt left?! X is the arbitrator of reality, after all!
"That's not pepper spray in your eyes, baby, but liquid sunshine and smiles!"
"That's not pepper spray in your eyes, baby, but liquid sunshine and smiles!"
You can always immigrate to Israel but I think you're too trayf!
"Being devoted to Israel is becoming increasingly incompatible with being a proud Democrat.”
-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
-John Fetterman, on Bari Weiss' Free Press podcast "Honestly"
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You can always immigrate to Israel but I think you're too trayf!
There has to come a time when people realize AI isn't an objective intelligence helping you out but your shitty boss screaming at you in yet another way besides e-mail, messaging, social media, etc.
What better demonstration of the enshittification of our society than placing the random word vomit of a hallucination scheme over the expertise of qualified teachers.
Honestly, can we have even the meagerest critical thought from our government?
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
Honestly, can we have even the meagerest critical thought from our government?
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
All schools in England to be given AI-generated pupil attendance targets
Unions decry move, saying it will put more pressure on headteachers without tackling absence from classrooms
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There has to come a time when people realize AI isn't an objective intelligence helping you out but your shitty boss screaming at you in yet another way besides e-mail, messaging, social media, etc.
I hope it has a "Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!" mode!
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I hope it has a "Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!" mode!
Trump is so sad he can't pardon Netanyahu himself!
If Putin were ever in the same dire straits, Trump'd be there with a pardon, a medal of honor and an unlimited pass to the Epstein Memorial Nymphet Petting Zoo at Mar-A-Lago!
If Putin were ever in the same dire straits, Trump'd be there with a pardon, a medal of honor and an unlimited pass to the Epstein Memorial Nymphet Petting Zoo at Mar-A-Lago!
Netanyahu faces charges of fraud, bribery, and breach of trust in three separate cases which began in Trump's first term. https://cnn.it/4nQ1vyy
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trump is so sad he can't pardon Netanyahu himself!
If Putin were ever in the same dire straits, Trump'd be there with a pardon, a medal of honor and an unlimited pass to the Epstein Memorial Nymphet Petting Zoo at Mar-A-Lago!
If Putin were ever in the same dire straits, Trump'd be there with a pardon, a medal of honor and an unlimited pass to the Epstein Memorial Nymphet Petting Zoo at Mar-A-Lago!