Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
Breaking Future News:
Trump Reaches Lifetime Goal: Lying Without Moving His Lips
Trump Reaches Lifetime Goal: Lying Without Moving His Lips
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Breaking Future News:
Trump Reaches Lifetime Goal: Lying Without Moving His Lips
Trump Reaches Lifetime Goal: Lying Without Moving His Lips
Someone sing 'La Bamba' at him and watch him faint away! If he's still up, hit him with 'Louie Louie'!
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Someone sing 'La Bamba' at him and watch him faint away! If he's still up, hit him with 'Louie Louie'!
Breaking Future News:
Trump Pardons The Victims Of The Epstein Files: The Accused
Trump Pardons The Victims Of The Epstein Files: The Accused
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Breaking Future News:
Trump Pardons The Victims Of The Epstein Files: The Accused
Trump Pardons The Victims Of The Epstein Files: The Accused
Malevolence and incompetence is the twin engine that keeps the Trump machine going day after day!
Pirro should be impeached just for attempting to get an indictment against members of Congress for speech.
Her incompetence is actually useful right now because it negates her malevolence.
Her incompetence is actually useful right now because it negates her malevolence.
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Malevolence and incompetence is the twin engine that keeps the Trump machine going day after day!
RFK, Jr.: "You have not had the vaccines bask in the moonlight long enough! Send them back!"
So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine
The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
RFK, Jr.: "You have not had the vaccines bask in the moonlight long enough! Send them back!"
Trump's scared to death of anything from his past vanishing away.
Somebody, give him his favorite troll doll and put him to bed!
Somebody, give him his favorite troll doll and put him to bed!
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Trump's scared to death of anything from his past vanishing away.
Somebody, give him his favorite troll doll and put him to bed!
Somebody, give him his favorite troll doll and put him to bed!
When you stand up, Trump stands down.
When you give away the store, Trump takes your house, too!
When you give away the store, Trump takes your house, too!
Trump, outraged by clip of six lawmakers, called them ‘traitors’ and said behavior was ‘punishable by death’
Grand jury declines to indict Democrats asking troops to refuse illegal orders
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
When you stand up, Trump stands down.
When you give away the store, Trump takes your house, too!
When you give away the store, Trump takes your house, too!
The only proof the rich need to vote:
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The only proof the rich need to vote:
Breaking Future News:
Putin Sits On Russian Throne Of Remembrance
Putin Sits On Russian Throne Of Remembrance
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Breaking Future News:
Putin Sits On Russian Throne Of Remembrance
Putin Sits On Russian Throne Of Remembrance
Yokai of the Day:
Kanibōzu--Giant crabs, they disguise themselves as priests and haunt temples. If a priest comes across them, they are asked a riddle. If the human cannot answer correctly, they are eaten.
yokai.com/kanibouzu/
Kanibōzu--Giant crabs, they disguise themselves as priests and haunt temples. If a priest comes across them, they are asked a riddle. If the human cannot answer correctly, they are eaten.
yokai.com/kanibouzu/
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Kanibōzu--Giant crabs, they disguise themselves as priests and haunt temples. If a priest comes across them, they are asked a riddle. If the human cannot answer correctly, they are eaten.
yokai.com/kanibouzu/
Kanibōzu--Giant crabs, they disguise themselves as priests and haunt temples. If a priest comes across them, they are asked a riddle. If the human cannot answer correctly, they are eaten.
yokai.com/kanibouzu/
Trump and the Epstein Isle Tourists, Trump and the Epstein Isle Tourists, Trump and his Administration
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Trump and the Epstein Isle Tourists, Trump and the Epstein Isle Tourists, Trump and his Administration
Can there be a more appropriate place for it?
The move in New York follows an interior department memo restricting non-agency flags at national parks
Trump administration removes LGBTQ+ Pride flag from Stonewall national monument
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Can there be a more appropriate place for it?
Poetry Corner:
Gaza and Ukraine is where they play
The United States? Of course, someday
Gaza and Ukraine is where they play
The United States? Of course, someday
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Poetry Corner:
Gaza and Ukraine is where they play
The United States? Of course, someday
Gaza and Ukraine is where they play
The United States? Of course, someday
Mute Legislators
(to Smooth Operator by Sade)
He's threatening the entire world
And corruption's off of the charts
High tariffs are making markets shake
The economy requires triage
He fools the media, every word's a lie
Heaven help us when he bawls
(to Smooth Operator by Sade)
He's threatening the entire world
And corruption's off of the charts
High tariffs are making markets shake
The economy requires triage
He fools the media, every word's a lie
Heaven help us when he bawls
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Mute Legislators
(to Smooth Operator by Sade)
He's threatening the entire world
And corruption's off of the charts
High tariffs are making markets shake
The economy requires triage
He fools the media, every word's a lie
Heaven help us when he bawls
(to Smooth Operator by Sade)
He's threatening the entire world
And corruption's off of the charts
High tariffs are making markets shake
The economy requires triage
He fools the media, every word's a lie
Heaven help us when he bawls
Wait And Stay
(to Look Away by Chicago)
But, if I see your name replied
And you think you're still small fry
Wait and stay, maybe, wait and stay
And if you think Jeff's party's OK
(to Look Away by Chicago)
But, if I see your name replied
And you think you're still small fry
Wait and stay, maybe, wait and stay
And if you think Jeff's party's OK
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Wait And Stay
(to Look Away by Chicago)
But, if I see your name replied
And you think you're still small fry
Wait and stay, maybe, wait and stay
And if you think Jeff's party's OK
(to Look Away by Chicago)
But, if I see your name replied
And you think you're still small fry
Wait and stay, maybe, wait and stay
And if you think Jeff's party's OK
If this democratic government exists for any purpose, it is to guarantee people's right to vote for the government.
Any effort to dilute or suspend this right, displays clearly contempt for democracy.
Any effort to dilute or suspend this right, displays clearly contempt for democracy.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If this democratic government exists for any purpose, it is to guarantee people's right to vote for the government.
Any effort to dilute or suspend this right, displays clearly contempt for democracy.
Any effort to dilute or suspend this right, displays clearly contempt for democracy.
How does a birth certificate guarantee identity?
It doesn't have anything on it that proves the person holding it is the same one described on the paper!
It doesn't have anything on it that proves the person holding it is the same one described on the paper!
February 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
How does a birth certificate guarantee identity?
It doesn't have anything on it that proves the person holding it is the same one described on the paper!
It doesn't have anything on it that proves the person holding it is the same one described on the paper!
Trump gets pissed every time he feels there's someone not talking about him!
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Trump gets pissed every time he feels there's someone not talking about him!
Never support a politician who vows to stay on no matter what!
There are perfectly good times to run away!
There are perfectly good times to run away!
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Never support a politician who vows to stay on no matter what!
There are perfectly good times to run away!
There are perfectly good times to run away!
The more I hear this fatuous gasbag trying to cover over his misdeeds, the more I wish his lunch had been prepared by this guy:
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The more I hear this fatuous gasbag trying to cover over his misdeeds, the more I wish his lunch had been prepared by this guy:
Politicians don't want to retire.
They'd rather turn the Congress into an old person's home!
They'd rather turn the Congress into an old person's home!
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Politicians don't want to retire.
They'd rather turn the Congress into an old person's home!
They'd rather turn the Congress into an old person's home!
Americans are such dedicated capitalists!
The Germans turned an old POW camp into Auschwitz.
We use warehouses for our death camps!
The Germans turned an old POW camp into Auschwitz.
We use warehouses for our death camps!
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Americans are such dedicated capitalists!
The Germans turned an old POW camp into Auschwitz.
We use warehouses for our death camps!
The Germans turned an old POW camp into Auschwitz.
We use warehouses for our death camps!
