Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
Me and Jeffrey Epstein
(to Me And Bobbie McGee by Janis Joplin)
Li'l tarts covered in rouge, waitin' to pull a train
When I's feelin' myself, spoogin' my jeans
Jeffrey numbed teenagers down, just before restrained
And raided all of the kiddy beauty queens
(to Me And Bobbie McGee by Janis Joplin)
Li'l tarts covered in rouge, waitin' to pull a train
When I's feelin' myself, spoogin' my jeans
Jeffrey numbed teenagers down, just before restrained
And raided all of the kiddy beauty queens
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me and Jeffrey Epstein
(to Me And Bobbie McGee by Janis Joplin)
Li'l tarts covered in rouge, waitin' to pull a train
When I's feelin' myself, spoogin' my jeans
Jeffrey numbed teenagers down, just before restrained
And raided all of the kiddy beauty queens
(to Me And Bobbie McGee by Janis Joplin)
Li'l tarts covered in rouge, waitin' to pull a train
When I's feelin' myself, spoogin' my jeans
Jeffrey numbed teenagers down, just before restrained
And raided all of the kiddy beauty queens
'I stand with the people who are dying -- I pity you who uphold the kings who are killing.'
--Victor Hugo
--Victor Hugo
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
'I stand with the people who are dying -- I pity you who uphold the kings who are killing.'
--Victor Hugo
--Victor Hugo
Breaking Future News:
FIFA Plans Giving Peace Prize To Putin, Too
FIFA Plans Giving Peace Prize To Putin, Too
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Breaking Future News:
FIFA Plans Giving Peace Prize To Putin, Too
FIFA Plans Giving Peace Prize To Putin, Too
Yokai of the Day:
Kawa akago--Cousins to kappa, they look like little, red-skinned babies. Don't fall for their cries, though, since they'll sneak up behind you and push you into the water, usually to drown.
yokai.com/kawaakago/
Kawa akago--Cousins to kappa, they look like little, red-skinned babies. Don't fall for their cries, though, since they'll sneak up behind you and push you into the water, usually to drown.
yokai.com/kawaakago/
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Kawa akago--Cousins to kappa, they look like little, red-skinned babies. Don't fall for their cries, though, since they'll sneak up behind you and push you into the water, usually to drown.
yokai.com/kawaakago/
Kawa akago--Cousins to kappa, they look like little, red-skinned babies. Don't fall for their cries, though, since they'll sneak up behind you and push you into the water, usually to drown.
yokai.com/kawaakago/
Living Next Door To Malice
(to Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie)
Neighbors called ICE, they came in hordes
And they said: "I suppose you've heard
About malice"
When I rushed to the window
And I looked outside
(to Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie)
Neighbors called ICE, they came in hordes
And they said: "I suppose you've heard
About malice"
When I rushed to the window
And I looked outside
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Living Next Door To Malice
(to Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie)
Neighbors called ICE, they came in hordes
And they said: "I suppose you've heard
About malice"
When I rushed to the window
And I looked outside
(to Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie)
Neighbors called ICE, they came in hordes
And they said: "I suppose you've heard
About malice"
When I rushed to the window
And I looked outside
Lout
(to Shout by Tears for Fears)
Lout, lout, put in his snout
He only wants people with no doubt
Just pawns
He's stalking for youth, Don Juan
Lout, lout, he's gone gross out
Always looking for the next payout
So long
Bid US adieu, we're conned
(to Shout by Tears for Fears)
Lout, lout, put in his snout
He only wants people with no doubt
Just pawns
He's stalking for youth, Don Juan
Lout, lout, he's gone gross out
Always looking for the next payout
So long
Bid US adieu, we're conned
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Lout
(to Shout by Tears for Fears)
Lout, lout, put in his snout
He only wants people with no doubt
Just pawns
He's stalking for youth, Don Juan
Lout, lout, he's gone gross out
Always looking for the next payout
So long
Bid US adieu, we're conned
(to Shout by Tears for Fears)
Lout, lout, put in his snout
He only wants people with no doubt
Just pawns
He's stalking for youth, Don Juan
Lout, lout, he's gone gross out
Always looking for the next payout
So long
Bid US adieu, we're conned
Major Changes Coming To Washington DC:
-Pennsylvania Avenue changed into landing strip for 'The Palace In The Sky'
-Potomac River dredged so Jeff Bezos' yacht can dock anytime
-Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts has Kid Rock as resident artist
-Any foreign zoo animals deported back to their
-Pennsylvania Avenue changed into landing strip for 'The Palace In The Sky'
-Potomac River dredged so Jeff Bezos' yacht can dock anytime
-Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts has Kid Rock as resident artist
-Any foreign zoo animals deported back to their
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Major Changes Coming To Washington DC:
-Pennsylvania Avenue changed into landing strip for 'The Palace In The Sky'
-Potomac River dredged so Jeff Bezos' yacht can dock anytime
-Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts has Kid Rock as resident artist
-Any foreign zoo animals deported back to their
-Pennsylvania Avenue changed into landing strip for 'The Palace In The Sky'
-Potomac River dredged so Jeff Bezos' yacht can dock anytime
-Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts has Kid Rock as resident artist
-Any foreign zoo animals deported back to their
Pardoned Crook Of The Day:
He plead guilty so he wouldn't serve jail time.
Trump keeps pardoning people who plead guilty of their crimes but are unwilling to serve their sentences!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
He plead guilty so he wouldn't serve jail time.
Trump keeps pardoning people who plead guilty of their crimes but are unwilling to serve their sentences!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Donald Trump pardons UK billionaire and former Tottenham owner Joe Lewis
Joe Lewis was fined $5m and given three years probation by New York judge over ‘brazen’ insider trading scheme
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Pardoned Crook Of The Day:
He plead guilty so he wouldn't serve jail time.
Trump keeps pardoning people who plead guilty of their crimes but are unwilling to serve their sentences!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
He plead guilty so he wouldn't serve jail time.
Trump keeps pardoning people who plead guilty of their crimes but are unwilling to serve their sentences!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Poor Elon! That trillion dollars is getting farther away!
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Poor Elon! That trillion dollars is getting farther away!
Jesse, the e-mails are just the appetizer. We're waiting for the entree as soon as we tear it out of Johnson's hands!
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jesse, the e-mails are just the appetizer. We're waiting for the entree as soon as we tear it out of Johnson's hands!
The only thing left of the US in a few years will be Argentina and a few AI companies, both looted and burnt along with the US!
This week Open AI walked back a call for the govt to backstop financing for its trillion dollar investments in data centers. This was only the tip of the iceberg; a slow bailout for AI firms is already underway. Read more from @ambakak.bsky.social and I in @wsj.com: www.wsj.com/opinion/you-...
Opinion | You May Already Be Bailing Out the AI Business
Washington is treating the industry as if it’s too big to fail, even as the market sends lukewarm signals.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The only thing left of the US in a few years will be Argentina and a few AI companies, both looted and burnt along with the US!
Cops, these guys aren't on your side unless you are these guys! Even then, it's iffy!
Chicago's Far South Side devolved into chaos when residents confronted Border Patrol agents who rammed a car to make an arrest.
The feds ultimately used tear gas to flee, despite a Chicago police leader offering to clear a path and warning that cops didn't have gas masks.
tinyurl.com/mt3sfh4j
The feds ultimately used tear gas to flee, despite a Chicago police leader offering to clear a path and warning that cops didn't have gas masks.
tinyurl.com/mt3sfh4j
Feds deployed tear gas on the Far South Side even after cops told them they had no gas masks, sources say
The agents deployed gas, smoke and other riot-control chemicals against residents and officers, including Chicago Police Department Deputy Chief Dan O’Connor, who had asked them not to use the gas, la...
tinyurl.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cops, these guys aren't on your side unless you are these guys! Even then, it's iffy!
We all know 'look legal' is not legal!
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We all know 'look legal' is not legal!
Karma hits hard, dumb ass!
Of course, Fetterbug has good health insurance unlike the rest of us!
Of course, Fetterbug has good health insurance unlike the rest of us!
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson. (via @wesa.fm)
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after heart episode, fall outside his Braddock home
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Karma hits hard, dumb ass!
Of course, Fetterbug has good health insurance unlike the rest of us!
Of course, Fetterbug has good health insurance unlike the rest of us!
Cause libertarianism depends upon many handouts from rich friends to survive!
For Trump, "America First" means drawing into deep reserves to bailout Javier Milei, Argentina's wannabe dictator. This is beyond the $40 billion we already knew about. www.ft.com/content/2730...
US drew $900mn from IMF account as Argentina debt payment loomed
Buenos Aires’s reserves rose by the same margin as Washington seeks to bolster Javier Milei’s government
www.ft.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cause libertarianism depends upon many handouts from rich friends to survive!
More people to primary next year (voted for funding bill with no deals):
Reps. Henry Cuellar of Texas
Don Davis of North Carolina
Adam Gray of California
Jared Golden of Maine
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington
Tom Suozzi of New York
Reps. Henry Cuellar of Texas
Don Davis of North Carolina
Adam Gray of California
Jared Golden of Maine
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington
Tom Suozzi of New York
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
More people to primary next year (voted for funding bill with no deals):
Reps. Henry Cuellar of Texas
Don Davis of North Carolina
Adam Gray of California
Jared Golden of Maine
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington
Tom Suozzi of New York
Reps. Henry Cuellar of Texas
Don Davis of North Carolina
Adam Gray of California
Jared Golden of Maine
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington
Tom Suozzi of New York
Goofus, Gallant and Obnoxious:
Goofus: I wish I had no little brother.
Gallant: I'm glad I have a little brother.
Obnoxious: I'm ecstatic I have so many little sisters.
Goofus: I wish I had no little brother.
Gallant: I'm glad I have a little brother.
Obnoxious: I'm ecstatic I have so many little sisters.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Goofus, Gallant and Obnoxious:
Goofus: I wish I had no little brother.
Gallant: I'm glad I have a little brother.
Obnoxious: I'm ecstatic I have so many little sisters.
Goofus: I wish I had no little brother.
Gallant: I'm glad I have a little brother.
Obnoxious: I'm ecstatic I have so many little sisters.
Goofus, Gallant and Obnoxious:
Goofus sneezes in a playmate's face
Gallant covers his mouth and turns away
Obnoxious believes only the weak get sick and so destroys all vaccine programs
Goofus sneezes in a playmate's face
Gallant covers his mouth and turns away
Obnoxious believes only the weak get sick and so destroys all vaccine programs
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Goofus, Gallant and Obnoxious:
Goofus sneezes in a playmate's face
Gallant covers his mouth and turns away
Obnoxious believes only the weak get sick and so destroys all vaccine programs
Goofus sneezes in a playmate's face
Gallant covers his mouth and turns away
Obnoxious believes only the weak get sick and so destroys all vaccine programs
Breaking Future News:
Putin Shocked By $100 Million Energy Corruption Scandal In Ukraine
-'We have no corruption in Russia at all. All money goes to me!'
Putin Shocked By $100 Million Energy Corruption Scandal In Ukraine
-'We have no corruption in Russia at all. All money goes to me!'
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Breaking Future News:
Putin Shocked By $100 Million Energy Corruption Scandal In Ukraine
-'We have no corruption in Russia at all. All money goes to me!'
Putin Shocked By $100 Million Energy Corruption Scandal In Ukraine
-'We have no corruption in Russia at all. All money goes to me!'
Yokai of the Day:
Akaei--Gigantic (12 k) rays that live in the Pacific, they are often mistaken for islands until they sink with sailors on them and push ships down to the bottom of the sea.
yokai.com/akaei/
Akaei--Gigantic (12 k) rays that live in the Pacific, they are often mistaken for islands until they sink with sailors on them and push ships down to the bottom of the sea.
yokai.com/akaei/
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Akaei--Gigantic (12 k) rays that live in the Pacific, they are often mistaken for islands until they sink with sailors on them and push ships down to the bottom of the sea.
yokai.com/akaei/
Akaei--Gigantic (12 k) rays that live in the Pacific, they are often mistaken for islands until they sink with sailors on them and push ships down to the bottom of the sea.
yokai.com/akaei/
This is for a sex criminal on top of the Club Fed luxury that Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shah have!
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is for a sex criminal on top of the Club Fed luxury that Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shah have!
Breaking Future News:
Putin Loses His Joie De Vivre For Defenestration
Putin Loses His Joie De Vivre For Defenestration
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Breaking Future News:
Putin Loses His Joie De Vivre For Defenestration
Putin Loses His Joie De Vivre For Defenestration
Too Much Deformation by The Bro ICE
(to Too Much Information by The Police)
Too much deformation, causing so much pain
Too much deformation, setting up his reign
Too much deformation, seeing US wane
Too much deformation, ruled by the birdbrain
(to Too Much Information by The Police)
Too much deformation, causing so much pain
Too much deformation, setting up his reign
Too much deformation, seeing US wane
Too much deformation, ruled by the birdbrain
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Too Much Deformation by The Bro ICE
(to Too Much Information by The Police)
Too much deformation, causing so much pain
Too much deformation, setting up his reign
Too much deformation, seeing US wane
Too much deformation, ruled by the birdbrain
(to Too Much Information by The Police)
Too much deformation, causing so much pain
Too much deformation, setting up his reign
Too much deformation, seeing US wane
Too much deformation, ruled by the birdbrain
Bye-Bye, DT
(to Bye Bye Birdie from the musical)
Bye bye, DT
You've put on quite a show
Bye bye, DT
Now that we all know
So much Epstein
It's followed you everyday
Rape guy, DT
Now just go away
(to Bye Bye Birdie from the musical)
Bye bye, DT
You've put on quite a show
Bye bye, DT
Now that we all know
So much Epstein
It's followed you everyday
Rape guy, DT
Now just go away
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bye-Bye, DT
(to Bye Bye Birdie from the musical)
Bye bye, DT
You've put on quite a show
Bye bye, DT
Now that we all know
So much Epstein
It's followed you everyday
Rape guy, DT
Now just go away
(to Bye Bye Birdie from the musical)
Bye bye, DT
You've put on quite a show
Bye bye, DT
Now that we all know
So much Epstein
It's followed you everyday
Rape guy, DT
Now just go away
