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Our grapes fresh from the vine, Pomegranates full and fine, Taste them and try.
Not sure if this univeral but common core math teaches roman numerals - because there is a big focus on understanding that there are multiple numbering systems and that numbers are symbols of value, not value themselves.
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Not sure if this univeral but common core math teaches roman numerals - because there is a big focus on understanding that there are multiple numbering systems and that numbers are symbols of value, not value themselves.
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Is stranger things just going to end like the end of Monty python and the holy grail?
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Is stranger things just going to end like the end of Monty python and the holy grail?
Just witnessed the most outrageous gay baiting in the stranger things finale.
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Just witnessed the most outrageous gay baiting in the stranger things finale.
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Embrace Harry Truman thought
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Embrace Harry Truman thought
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White winter hymnal earning a place in the Christmas song playlist is definitely a sign that millennials are aging.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
White winter hymnal earning a place in the Christmas song playlist is definitely a sign that millennials are aging.
urgently need the status of tiny tim
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
urgently need the status of tiny tim
Hell yeah america is making super battleships - i love a single titanic indestructible war machine as a symbol of the consolidation of might, just like the Bismark, the Yamamoto and the death star!
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hell yeah america is making super battleships - i love a single titanic indestructible war machine as a symbol of the consolidation of might, just like the Bismark, the Yamamoto and the death star!
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
My most political polarizing belief is that most American small towns operate under the same conditions that Trump and the DoJ are currently enacting large scale - the local police and religious leaders spend a good deal of time obfuscating the iniquities crimes and abuses of by the wealthy elite.
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My most political polarizing belief is that most American small towns operate under the same conditions that Trump and the DoJ are currently enacting large scale - the local police and religious leaders spend a good deal of time obfuscating the iniquities crimes and abuses of by the wealthy elite.
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Everyone sat around talking about how these people were incredibly stupid and then they managed to successfully implement large swathes of the plan that they all told us they were going to execute and you really have to wonder who is the stupid in this equation
December 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everyone sat around talking about how these people were incredibly stupid and then they managed to successfully implement large swathes of the plan that they all told us they were going to execute and you really have to wonder who is the stupid in this equation
Either: There is nothing seriously damning of Clinton in the Epstein files - as Slick Willy is a freelance pervert and/or knows a setup..or...
Anything implicating Clinton would not be releasable without implicating either Trump or other Conservative donors
Anything implicating Clinton would not be releasable without implicating either Trump or other Conservative donors
NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding full transparency from the Trump DOJ on the Epstein files.
Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.
He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.
He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Either: There is nothing seriously damning of Clinton in the Epstein files - as Slick Willy is a freelance pervert and/or knows a setup..or...
Anything implicating Clinton would not be releasable without implicating either Trump or other Conservative donors
Anything implicating Clinton would not be releasable without implicating either Trump or other Conservative donors
With respect, this sort of presumption of ignorance of the duties of their job has followed around a lot of right wingers - trump especially - to their benefit. You should respect the Office and position by assuming that the holder knows better, and is acting in spite of that knowledge.
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
With respect, this sort of presumption of ignorance of the duties of their job has followed around a lot of right wingers - trump especially - to their benefit. You should respect the Office and position by assuming that the holder knows better, and is acting in spite of that knowledge.
Fuck it, we're doing 5-step authentication
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Fuck it, we're doing 5-step authentication
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1. BREAKING
Sharyn Alfonsi, a correspondent for 60 Minutes, sent an internal email to colleagues stating that CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss “spiked our story” about the Trump administration and the transfer of deportees to a prison in El Salvador.
Sharyn Alfonsi, a correspondent for 60 Minutes, sent an internal email to colleagues stating that CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss “spiked our story” about the Trump administration and the transfer of deportees to a prison in El Salvador.
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
1. BREAKING
Sharyn Alfonsi, a correspondent for 60 Minutes, sent an internal email to colleagues stating that CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss “spiked our story” about the Trump administration and the transfer of deportees to a prison in El Salvador.
Sharyn Alfonsi, a correspondent for 60 Minutes, sent an internal email to colleagues stating that CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss “spiked our story” about the Trump administration and the transfer of deportees to a prison in El Salvador.
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What's wrong babe, you've barely touched your machine that makes writers obsolete
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
What's wrong babe, you've barely touched your machine that makes writers obsolete
Made a shirt for my t-rex loving sister - thought it would be nice to share for any lovers of the cretaceous and opposers of tyranny.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8517...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8517...
sic semper tyrannosaurus by sic-semper-tyrannosaurus
Represent your Virginia State pride in prehistoric style
This design is a playful remix of the Virginia state flag, reimagined for dinosaur enthusiasts, history buffs, and lovers of absurd civic pride...
www.teepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Made a shirt for my t-rex loving sister - thought it would be nice to share for any lovers of the cretaceous and opposers of tyranny.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8517...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8517...
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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An ICE agent in Minneapolis pinned a pregnant woman’s face into the snow and knelt on her body.
She was also dragged across the pavement by her wrist.
She was also dragged across the pavement by her wrist.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
An ICE agent in Minneapolis pinned a pregnant woman’s face into the snow and knelt on her body.
She was also dragged across the pavement by her wrist.
She was also dragged across the pavement by her wrist.
I think this editor of the whitby dailygraph has taken more than his share of editorial flourish in describing the wreck of the derelict sloop Demeter at tate hill pier.
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I think this editor of the whitby dailygraph has taken more than his share of editorial flourish in describing the wreck of the derelict sloop Demeter at tate hill pier.
someone should buy me Europa Universalis V -
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
someone should buy me Europa Universalis V -
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the armadillo is even better than the possum lol
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
the armadillo is even better than the possum lol
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
How can this one dude be so cool -
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How can this one dude be so cool -