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Cristian
@crberme.bsky.social
Hey! You’re hot 😉
30 • he/him • Spain • 🏳️‍🌈🐻

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POV you’re under my desk
Not being able to work out for a week and reassuring yourself that you’re not, in fact, getting smaller 🫩
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The 2025 playlist is complete!

This year I wanted to get back into heavier stuff, and in the process I discovered so many dope bands.

It was also free therapy, ngl.

open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
POV you’re under my desk
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Love a warm shower on a cold day
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Forearm.
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Don’t know if it’s because of nostalgia, but I’m having a blast replaying some PS2 games from my childhood. I literally 100%’d tarzan freeride the other day and so far I’m doing the same with kya dark lineage.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
🌒
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Who wants to run their hands through my chest hair?
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Baby if my heart was a house, was a house…
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
My brain’s favorite productivity hack is to freeze, let things pile up and then get so overwhelmed that I end up doing everything in one go just to get some peace of mind :)
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
All smiles
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I don’t always listen to heavy metalcore, but when I do… oh boy do I enjoy it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m bored
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Started a new animal crossing island 20 days ago and all I’ve done is water plants and get rich and honestly? goals
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
🙈
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I keep hearing how much AI is on people’s feeds and I’m sooo glad I (seemingly) trained the algorithms well because I see none of that slop lmao
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m going to miss it when hayley williams stops adding songs to ego death at a bachelorette party.
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
on/off
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A man tries to grow his beard out and suddenly each hair wants to point in a different direction. hmm.
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Walking around the house like this
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Tiktok showing me ads about spanish classes for native english speakers… girl, you’re so lost
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Feel like resting your head? I brought some pillows
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The new maggie lindemann album is definitely poppier than I was expecting but a few songs ended up on loop after the first listen so she’s forgiven.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I’m *not* getting my hopes up for the new pokemon game.

Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM