Cristian
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I keep hearing how much AI is on people’s feeds and I’m sooo glad I (seemingly) trained the algorithms well because I see none of that slop lmao
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I keep hearing how much AI is on people’s feeds and I’m sooo glad I (seemingly) trained the algorithms well because I see none of that slop lmao
I’m going to miss it when hayley williams stops adding songs to ego death at a bachelorette party.
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m going to miss it when hayley williams stops adding songs to ego death at a bachelorette party.
A man tries to grow his beard out and suddenly each hair wants to point in a different direction. hmm.
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A man tries to grow his beard out and suddenly each hair wants to point in a different direction. hmm.
Walking around the house like this
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Walking around the house like this
Tiktok showing me ads about spanish classes for native english speakers… girl, you’re so lost
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Tiktok showing me ads about spanish classes for native english speakers… girl, you’re so lost
Feel like resting your head? I brought some pillows
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Feel like resting your head? I brought some pillows
The new maggie lindemann album is definitely poppier than I was expecting but a few songs ended up on loop after the first listen so she’s forgiven.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The new maggie lindemann album is definitely poppier than I was expecting but a few songs ended up on loop after the first listen so she’s forgiven.
I’m *not* getting my hopes up for the new pokemon game.
Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m *not* getting my hopes up for the new pokemon game.
Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
The whole “having a crush” thing is so weird to me because I don’t think I’ve ever had any.
October 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The whole “having a crush” thing is so weird to me because I don’t think I’ve ever had any.
Sometimes we should really ask ourselves “why does this bother me so much?”
99% of the time it’s not that deep.
99% of the time it’s not that deep.
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sometimes we should really ask ourselves “why does this bother me so much?”
99% of the time it’s not that deep.
99% of the time it’s not that deep.
Fingers crossed Northlane’s new album cover is not AI again…
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fingers crossed Northlane’s new album cover is not AI again…
Late night showers >>
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Late night showers >>
In case you’re curious about what music I listen to, I have a playlist where I’m adding a song for each day of the year:
open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
2025
open.spotify.com
September 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In case you’re curious about what music I listen to, I have a playlist where I’m adding a song for each day of the year:
open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
Just took the best nap ever
September 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just took the best nap ever
For the belly lovers
September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
For the belly lovers
Giving the people what they want
September 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Giving the people what they want
A while ago I started listening to Planet Her by Doja Cat anytime I clean around the house, and now every time I listen to her music I snap into a “getting things done” mindset lol
August 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A while ago I started listening to Planet Her by Doja Cat anytime I clean around the house, and now every time I listen to her music I snap into a “getting things done” mindset lol
Big spoon or little spoon?
August 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Big spoon or little spoon?
As someone who needs clear, direct communication, I hate how plants need to be watered but don’t say anything and turn all yellow and shit. Dramatic divas.
August 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As someone who needs clear, direct communication, I hate how plants need to be watered but don’t say anything and turn all yellow and shit. Dramatic divas.
I was having a good cry when I saw a huge spider run out of the room and now I can’t find it.
Depression is cancelled and now my whole body itches.
Depression is cancelled and now my whole body itches.
July 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I was having a good cry when I saw a huge spider run out of the room and now I can’t find it.
Depression is cancelled and now my whole body itches.
Depression is cancelled and now my whole body itches.
This hoodie looks better unzipped, don’t you think?
July 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This hoodie looks better unzipped, don’t you think?